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Steiner · Post by **Steiner** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:55 am

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i'd say 1-never, although the camel toe on the left is very purty. slim-j needs to get his ass to philly tomorrow for the last day of the penn relays so he can mack the bitch on the left for our tour.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:02 am

dude, you need to stick with the special olympic hos. these chicks is wayyyy out of your league.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:05 am

what's that thing under your eye, btw? won't even notice it after your entire face gets black and blue.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:09 am

god DAMMIT Steiner.

This place isn't a fucking playground for you, you little cocksucker. Now GET BACK in the fucking meeting room and quit fucking around. Get the fuck off here. This shit is fucking serious. STOP WASTING MY TIME STEINER.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:24 am

Steiner, the only pussy you'll ever touch that won't come with a felony is your mom's and hers only allowed you a half stroke, exit only. Quit puking your depraved sexuality onto this board.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:35 am

Steiner wrote: slim-j needs to get his ass to philly tomorrow for the last day of the penn relays so he can mack the bitch on the left for our tour.

She'd kick both of your asses to the curb and laugh while doing it.

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:14 pm

Steiner, you dumb bastard. You're going to get yourself straight out KILLED if you keep this up.

Besides. You're not even smart enough to hit that without one of us reeling it in for you on a platter.

Read more, post less.

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:52 pm

I'm sensing some division within the Crew. Perhaps its time for some new leadership if D-Bag cant keep all his women in line

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:13 pm

gotta keep that pimp hand strong, 'bag or this is the kinda shit that happens.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:16 pm

Ace wrote:I'm sensing some division within the Crew. Perhaps its time for some new leadership if D-Bag cant keep all his women in line

no you fucking prick, there is no "division". i don't exactly pay Steiner for his brains. he's my fucking bodyguard. so every now and then i have to keep him in check when he starts acting like a dumbshit.

BTW, Steiner, I'm gonna need you this weekend bro. I'm rolling with one of my slut puppies to the mall and don't want any shit to go down. I don't care if you're workin at Club Metro tomorrow night or not. just fucking make the time.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:29 pm

Douchebag wrote:BTW, Steiner, I'm gonna need you this weekend bro. I'm rolling with one of my slut puppies to the mall and don't want any shit to go down.

Yeah, you wouldn’t want to get rolled by a gang of 14-year-old wheeggers. Or maybe get run over by a cell phone-distracted mom pushing her kids around in one of those carts.

helmet · Post by **helmet** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:41 pm

Penn relays are a rainy mess today. Thursday and Friday are mostly high school races; college stuff happens a bit today and tomorrow and Sunday. Should be beautiful weather then too.

But some of that Jamaican crap for me....I'm not leaving the building today, what with the rain and 20,000 suburban high schoolers stretching and practising baton passes.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:53 pm

Rack the St. Vitus Dance Marathon

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:01 pm

Maybe I'm mistaken, but if you check out the camel toe(and you did), if you look very closely at the upper portion of it, it would appear her clit/hood assembly is protruding a bit.

Dirty fucking whore.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:06 pm

protruding a bit.

that "little bit" is enough to set TVO into spasms of penis envy...

Steiner · Post by **Steiner** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:18 pm

e wrote: don't even act like you would have the option

FUCK OFF you pimple popping sack of shit. i fucked a georgia state swimmer who held the school record in the 200 meter butterfly for three years so don't you dare tell me i can't pull some 6-5 smack junkie tennessee redneck speed freak with a giant fucking camel toe.

shit turns me on.

Slim-J · Post by **Slim-J** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:26 pm

Look at all these middle-aged dorks. Don't know jack SHITE about pullin hot ass.

Steiner could pull more ass in the depths of a South American rainforest than any of you dildos could in a room full of tied up drunken coeds.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:29 pm

Slim-J wrote:Look at all these middle-aged dorks. Don't know jack SHITE about pullin hot ass.

Steiner could pull more ass in the depths of a South American rainforest than any of you dildos could in a room full of tied up drunken coeds.

Well sure, when said ass belongs to Slim, the group punching bag. You shouldn't really be bragging about it though.

Kinda gay.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:43 pm

Steiner wrote:
e wrote: don't even act like you would have the option
...don't you dare tell me i can't pull some 6-5 smack junkie tennessee redneck speed freak with a giant fucking camel toe.

You might get the time of day from a 6' 5'' smack junkie, but how you going to pull a 5'7" track star? She can out-run your fatass.

Steiner · Post by **Steiner** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:55 pm

and the sedentary pitchfork driving loser's gonna call me "fat?" I'm fucking "chiseled." get it right or PAY THE PRICE.

i got skillz, biatch. there's no difference between a swim cunt and a track cunt: both are stupid fucking cunts = easy 'tang acquisition.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:59 pm

Steiner wrote:and the sedentary pitchfork driving loser's gonna call me "fat?" I'm fucking "chiseled." get it right or PAY THE PRICE.

i got skillz, biatch. there's no difference between a swim cunt and a track cunt: both are stupid fucking cunts = easy 'tang acquisition.

Yeah, you got "skillz" alright....."Yes sir", "No sir", "sit", "stay", and "fetch".

Fucktard.

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:12 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Steiner wrote:and the sedentary pitchfork driving loser's gonna call me "fat?" I'm fucking "chiseled." get it right or PAY THE PRICE.

i got skillz, biatch. there's no difference between a swim cunt and a track cunt: both are stupid fucking cunts = easy 'tang acquisition.
Yeah, you got "skillz" alright....."Yes sir", "No sir", "sit", "stay", and "fetch".

Fucktard.

And of course, *gulp*

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:13 am

Steiner wrote:and the sedentary pitchfork driving loser's gonna call me "fat?" I'm fucking "chiseled." get it right or PAY THE PRICE.

Since when do Double Chins count as chiseled?

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:49 am

e wrote:chiseled from what? jtr?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:42 am

Douchebag wrote:
Ace wrote:I'm sensing some division within the Crew. Perhaps its time for some new leadership if D-Bag cant keep all his women in line
i don't exactly pay Steiner for his brains. he's my "fucking" bodyguard.

Having a hard time finding women interested in a pink shirted fat guy, eh?

So do you have "bathing" and "feeding" Bodyguards too?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:44 pm

i checked out some other pics of the chick on the ut website and, poor girl, she's got like three other pics where her CT is completely obvious.

cute girl, though.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:56 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:i checked out some other pics of the chick on the ut website and, poor girl, she's got like three other pics where her CT is completely obvious.

And she has a small cock under there too. Who cares?

We'd hit it.

-- SissyCrown.

Mr. Belvedere · Post by **Mr. Belvedere** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:38 am

I volunteer.

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