OCmike's Humpday Challenge

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

14. What bad 1970s rock band took its name from a "very 'umble person" and sycophantic blackmailer in 'David Copperfield'?

Uriah Heep

This is incorrect.

"Rainbow Demon" and "Easy Living" aren't bad.

Neither is "Stealing When I Shoulda Been Buying" if that's the name of that song.

If there's a better lyric than

I done the ranchers daughter, and I sure did hurt his pride... hah hah

I want to know what it is.

Rack Uriah Heep, and it's no surprise that TWIS is clueless about music.

You, commenting on my musical taste is laughable at best as you know little or nothing about my musical taste. Of course, as you've so painfully proven with each of your posts, the statement "you know little or nothing" just about sums you up in general. Anyway, let's have some fun with it ...

I'll do my best to dumb this down for you, but you may need some help so don't be shy about enlisting the likes of Tardowen or ciceroo to help you out.

Go to page 1 of this thread and look at the 1st post. Notice who created that post and write it down, you'll need that information for later. Anyway, you will find a series of questions (those are the sentences with a "?" at the end) in that post. No need to read all the questions, just limp your way down to question #14. Read the question, carefully. Don't worry that your lips are moving, I'm sure anyone who knows you isn't surprised by it. I'll wait for you to finish...

... OK, you done? Good!

Did you comprehend understand never mind, that part isn't all that important to the overall purpose here. What I'm getting at and what you need to learn here is that I didn't pose that question. I did not caste judgment on Uriah Heep, that was done by the person who posted the question, look at the name on the piece of paper (remember I told you to do that earlier). Look at the name & study the letters carefully, notice the sequence they are in, OK? Now compare that to "TWIS" or if you're up to it "The Whistle Is Screaming". This part is critical so take your time. Here, let me help you little.

name on paper is OCmike
I need to compare that to The Whistle Is Screaming or TWIS

Using a modified version of the popular Sesame Street game, 1 of these things is not like the others, we can deduce figure out that TWIS is not OCmike.

I know you haven't figured all this out and that's perfectly understandable, so let me conclude with this.

You are a dumb fuck. You must, at the very least, understand that much by now.

[Goober McTuber]

Just. Fucking. Brutal.

Rack TWIS.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Just. Fucking. Brutal.

My, my... it appears someone forgot to log out of their Rayda James before hitting submit.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

So...OCMike isn't TWIS?

Can you run that by me again?

This shit's complex.

[Donovan]

Dinsdale loves to go on about how little entertainment value this board has. Well, Mike is doing his part to add entertainment every Wednesday, and for the majority of us he does a good job. As far as I can tell, Dinsdale doesn't even participate in the quiz, so I don't know why its veracity is such an issue to him. I know it's his mission to be an ass on this board as much as possible, but he should lighten up on Mike. It's just no that important.

I'd also like to rack TWIS. And mention that I would have said 'Waterloo'.

[War Wagon]

...we can deduce figure out that TWIS is not OCmike.

Hey! The humpday challenge was two days ago. Why you bringing this shit up now?

Nice effort. I guess this where i need to offer up a mea culpa.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

So...OCMike isn't TWIS?

Can you run that by me again?

This shit's complex.

Assume the contrary. Then we can find nonnegative integers a0, . . . , an
and r1, . . . , rn where 8i 6= j, ai 6= aj and ri 6= rj (we can take the ri 6= 0),
such that 11−z = P+1 k=0 zk = Pk0,i2{0,...,n} zai+k.ri = Pi2{0,...,n}
zai1&;zri for all|z| < 1. Since the ri are pairwise disjoint, we can assume
rn is the largest, and 11z Pi2{0,...,n&;1}zai1;zri = zan1&;zrn . Taking the limit z ! e2irn
gives the result (in this case e2irn cannot be a pole of the members on the left hand side).

Therefore, OCMike ≠ TWIS


You may want to check my numbers for accuracy though...

[Roy]

Here's my OCMike impersonation, lol haha!11!

"HI uhhh I'm uhhh OCMIKE.... err ujhhmmm I ummm put questions on the internet on wednesdays uhhh ummm yeah I'm cooooll man... "

[PSUFAN]

Roy, can you ask Bace or PrimeX for a good message board link, please? I think they know of a place you'd enjoy more...in fact, you'd be hailed as brilliant there...

fuggit, http://www.trolltrain.com

[Goober McTuber]

Oh, it's good, good, good...like Brigitte Bardot

[PSUFAN]

It happens to everyone...rack her for staying away from plastic surgery.

Back in her day, she was the hottest.

[OCmike]

Here's my OCMike impersonation, lol haha!11!

"HI uhhh I'm uhhh OCMIKE.... err ujhhmmm I ummm put questions on the internet on wednesdays uhhh ummm yeah I'm cooooll man... "

I guess Roy should add "Has Parkinson's Disease" to the OCmike entry in the "Here's what we know so far" thread. Who knew?

Anyway Roy, just to show that I'm a good sport, I'll put a question about The Wiggles on next week's HDC so that you can play too.

[Roy]

PSU fan...what are you a fan of exactly?

mediocre college educations?

shit basketball teams?

football teams that were dominant before joining a conference?

[PSUFAN]

You're right, Roy - I only celebrate negative aspects of PSU. Perhaps you could recommend a more unrelentingly positive institution to bandwagon? You appear to have expertise.

[Jay in Phoenix]

"Roy", what exactly is your point? I've already gone over the simplified aspects of trolling and whoever is pulling your strings is an obvious turdfucker, but seriously, try to have a point.

The one on your head doesn't count.

Now kindly go fuck yourself.

Thank you.

[Roy]

I'm thinking of taking over this place.

It could use some sprucing up. Want to give me a hand with that coffee table? Thanks.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Goodness sakes 'Roy', is that the best you can do?

I suppose, however, since you've exhibited such a keen propensity for the custodial arts, the toilet could use a good scrub and flush. As the filthy waste swirlls away into sewertowne, feel free to jump on in head first.

After all, that is where shit belongs. You'll be right at home.

[Roy]

Gay in Phoeneix,

I passed out from boredom halfway through reading your post, so I'll go ahead and assume it was the usual faggotry.

[Dinsdale]

I passed out from boredom halfway through reading your post

I didn't make it even halfway through, but since it's Gay, I'll sum it up for you --

Toilet, turd, flush.

Dude proofreads to make sure he shoots his entire wad in every post.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Ah, there it is, the classic. "Gay in Phoenix". Nope, never heard that one before. Good job Roy, way to step up. And you passed out from boredom from reading three whole lines. You are fucking braindead.

And seeing as how Dinsdouche has popped open his uninvited spermhole...again...guess that puts you both in the same league of posting excellence. Way to achieve boys.

Umm Dins, a lesson for your dumb ass. If a troll smells like shit, acts like shit, and above all, post shit, they are shit. Just calling 'em like they are. Bravo to you for adding nothing whatsoever. Just like your boy Roy.

Again.

[Roy]

nice blues brothers picture. It's really "hip"

Sin,

never

[Dinsdale]

Ah, there it is, the classic. "Gay in Phoenix". Nope, never heard that one before...Dinsdouche

Classic. Give a tard enough rope to hang himslef...

And he'll still figure out a way to work a "shit" or "turd" reference into his post. It's like shutyomouth, only with less cowbell.

[Mister Bushice]

Classic. Give a tard enough rope to hang himslef...

And he'll still figure out a way to work a "shit" or "turd" reference into his post.

You mean just like you did in the post above his, right?

[OCmike]

I think this is the only reply you'll get from Dins:

[orcinus]

I think this is the only reply you'll get from Dins:

Works for me!

Sin,

VVVVVVV

[Jay in Phoenix]

Classic. Give a tard enough rope to hang himslef...

And he'll still figure out a way to work a "shit" or "turd" reference into his post. It's like shutyomouth, only with less cowbell.

Okay Densedale, let's try this again, on a level you'll hopefully understand. (though I doubt it) Any decent comic will tell you that you always play to the level of the room. Since you and your pal Roy entered the thread, aka 'the room', things have gone to...







wait for it...








shit.

If you're going to post it Dins, you're going to get flung back in your face. Failing grade here tardling. Now go to the blackboard and clean the erasers.