I'm RISKING my own life

Rollins · Post by **Rollins** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:32 pm

I'm stuck on the lamb in SHitsburgh, and need help, boss.

Slim is gone.

I think he might be dead.

I he3ar voices.

Some vendor whore named Lexus thinks we're dating.

I stole some DVD's thiss morning to make enough for bus fare home.

More later as soon. I need to switch locations.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:39 pm

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:46 pm

Listen Rollins...

who's running the show here?

Everybody named Douchebag raise your hand

~raises hand~

THAT"S who's running the fucking show

that's right. That means you SHUT THE FUCK UP and listen to my fucking orders. my patience is running dry

you aren't going ANYWHERE, Rollins. you hear that? You're staying in that dreary, industrial shithole until you COME BACK WITH PSUFAN.

Or until you run out of money. Either one. I'm having Stevo float you some cash via Western Union Money Order. It'll be enough to help you get by for a few days.

But first thing's first. I need you to go BACK to the point and search for Slim. Some outside sources have indicated to me his body may be there. We need to confirm if Slim is dead or not.

GET THERE NOW!

Trollfessor · Post by **Trollfessor** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:02 pm

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:04 pm

Steiner dead. Slim dead.

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:17 pm

Douchebag wrote:Listen Rollins...

who's running the show here?

Everybody named Douchebag raise your hand

~raises hand~

Yeah, and so far you got one member dead, one stuck in the burgh, one lost, and another licking your balls. They say a team's results are a reflection of leadership. Nice work, fuckhole.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:29 pm

I'd also like to take this m oment to say this week's SHIT LIST RANKINGS have been CANCELED

i can't think straight right now with all the shit that's goin down.

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:31 pm

Douchebag wrote:I'd also like to take this m oment to say this week's SHIT LIST RANKINGS have been CANCELED

i can't think straight right now with all the shit that's goin down.

Ahh yes, cracking under pressure, another fine leadership quality. Pussy

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:43 pm

Douchebag wrote:i can't think straight

Of course you can’t. You’re queer as a $3 bill.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:55 am

mvscal wrote:You should have started out in Kansas City before trying to take on Shittsburgh.

Why, so they would have NOBODY left?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue May 08, 2007 7:40 am

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Steiner dead. Slim dead.

Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer....