T1B

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:46 pm

Save the fucking with the title thing for KC Paul.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:48 pm

Giving orders from the bottom of the pile --

KC Paul would be proud of you.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:49 pm

No, more like recognizing a bitch move for what it is.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:50 pm

Tell me, my friend...is there a reason to believe that I did the title-beating? How did you know this?

Did a waitress whisper it to you?

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:51 pm

It's just a title, bro. Shouldn't hamper your barb tossage.

Sometimes you just gotta let it go.

-Don Dawson

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:51 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Tell me, my friend...is there a reason to believe that I did the title-beating? How did you know this?

Did a waitress whisper it to you?

I know you can change it back.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:52 pm

BSmack wrote:No, more like recognizing a bitch move for what it is.

Irony, thy name be BSmack.

Dude's going for three pile-on threads in a week. We'll have to check, but this may be a new T1B record.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:53 pm

BSmack wrote:
I know you can change it back.

But what am I?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:56 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:No, more like recognizing a bitch move for what it is.

Irony, thy name be BSmack.

Dude's going for three pile-on threads in a week. We'll have to check, but this may be a new T1B record.

Really looks like the last couple of days have been his turn in the barrel.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:58 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:
I know you can change it back.
But what am I?

Rack that one.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:07 pm

B, really... let this one go. For the love of God and your sake... LET IT GO.

Anyways, the title will only fester like an infected splinter if you let it. You're well on your way.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:09 pm

Ken wrote:B, really... let this one go. For the love of God and your sake... LET IT GO.

Anyways, the title will only fester like an infected splinter if you let it. You're well on your way.

Ah, the "voice of reason".

Dude, why didn't I just see it your way all along? Damn! You're tight like a 140 yard 6 iron.

I am now a man of peace.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:14 pm

Honestly, I don't know what's worse. An IKYABWAI title or a title admitting you not only watch NECKCAR but play it in Fantasy as well.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:18 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Honestly, I don't know what's worse. An IKYABWAI title or a title admitting you not only watch NECKCAR but play it in Fantasy as well.

I embrace my inner neck.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:21 pm

BSmack wrote:You're tight like a 140 yard 6 iron.

While my initial inclination would be to toss some "non sequitur" smack in BitchSlapped's direction, I'll grant a pass on "140 yard 6 iron" smack aimed at Ken.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:23 pm

BSmack wrote:
Ken wrote:B, really... let this one go. For the love of God and your sake... LET IT GO.

Anyways, the title will only fester like an infected splinter if you let it. You're well on your way.
You're tight like a 140 yard 6 iron.

W/your approval (of course), can this derivation of smack be added to the tardbook? Under the heading

someone else's 'cuz I'm too unoriginal?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:24 pm

Ken wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Ken wrote:B, really... let this one go. For the love of God and your sake... LET IT GO.

Anyways, the title will only fester like an infected splinter if you let it. You're well on your way.
You're tight like a 140 yard 6 iron.
W/your approval (of course), can this derivation of smack be added to the tardbook? Under the heading

someone else's 'cuz I'm too unoriginal?

Ken,

You need to just let it go. Take your own advice and just let it drop.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:29 pm

BSmack wrote: Ken,

You need to just let it go. Take your own advice and just let it drop.

seriously...

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:30 pm

BSmack wrote:I embrace my inner neck.

Embrace it tighter.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:37 pm

OCmike wrote:
BSmack wrote: Ken,

You need to just let it go. Take your own advice and just let it drop.
seriously...

Hey, I'm a changed man. I walk with the Lord now.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:45 pm

BSmack wrote:I walk with the Lord now.

Well, if you guys stop somewhere for a bite to eat, don’t order the same thing that He orders. For His sake, I mean.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:56 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:I walk with the Lord now.
Well, if you guys stop somewhere for a bite to eat, don’t order the same thing that He orders. For His sake, I mean.

I forgive you.

Message from God · Post by **Message from God** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:57 pm

BSmack wrote: I walk with the Lord now.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:04 pm

Message from God wrote:
BSmack wrote: I walk with the Lord now.

The Lord is a funny guy. Always comming with the funnay. I like walking with the Lord.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:13 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Honestly, I don't know what's worse. An IKYABWAI title or a title admitting you not only watch NECKCAR but play it in Fantasy as well.

Here's what's worse. Playing fantasy racing and consistently being on the lower half of the ladder rungs. At least Bri plays to win.

You wanna' know what else is worse?

Playing fantasy CFB or Golf. Now, that's some funny shit.

Dork.

Terry in Crapchester · Fri May 11, 2007 9:13 pm

BSmack wrote:The Lord is a funny guy. Always comming with the funnay.

Yep. Dick Cheney and Alan Keyes having gay daughters out front told me so.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:15 pm

War Wagon wrote:You wanna' know what else is worse?

Playing fantasy CFB or Golf. Now, that's some funny shit.

Dork.

I don't play either of those, IKYABWAI. Keep firing with your eyes shut.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:20 pm

War Wagon wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Honestly, I don't know what's worse. An IKYABWAI title or a title admitting you not only watch NECKCAR but play it in Fantasy as well.
Here's what's worse. Playing fantasy racing and consistently being on the lower half of the ladder rungs. At least Bri plays to win.

You wanna' know what else is worse?

Playing fantasy CFB or Golf. Now, that's some funny shit.

Dork.

Serious question Dave. What are you going to do if Dale Jr. joins Hendrick? Kill yourself?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:42 pm

BSmack wrote: Serious question Dave. What are you going to do if Dale Jr. joins Hendrick? Kill yourself?

First I'd go Cho on the Hendrick garage, and then I'd kill myself.

Oh, seriously? That's not going to happen. RCR is the way this is going to end up, beyond a doubt.

But just for the sake of argument let's say he does go to Hendrick. I'd throw shit on the track at him too.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:41 pm

Penske brother...................

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Sat May 12, 2007 3:03 am

War Wagon wrote:
BSmack wrote: Serious question Dave. What are you going to do if Dale Jr. joins Hendrick? Kill yourself?
First I'd go Cho on the Hendrick garage, and then I'd kill myself.

Oh, seriously? That's not going to happen. RCR is the way this is going to end up, beyond a doubt.

But just for the sake of argument let's say he does go to Hendrick. I'd throw shit on the track at him too.

RACK

...and if he doesn't go 3, he goes Gibbs or mends fences with Mommy-in-law Dearest. No Hendrick.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat May 12, 2007 6:14 am

Dinsdale wrote:
But what am I?

A Cliff Clavinesque tard with a big fucking mouth who spews fecal matter like a lift station gone bad and who turns tail and runs when his shit and his brains collide.

Glad to help define you.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:24 am

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
BSmack wrote:The Lord is a funny guy. Always comming with the funnay.
Yep. Dick Cheney and Alan Keyes having gay daughters out front told me so.

This coming from a "male" that is married to a black woman. You married an undesirable creature and are running smack?

Oh, irony...

BTW, Dale Jr. in the #3 Goodwrench car at RCR next year is what I've been sayin' since Harvick is in the #29 Shell mobile.

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:46 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Yep. Dick Cheney and Alan Keyes having gay daughters out front told me so.
This coming from a "male" that is married to a black woman. You married an undesirable creature and are running smack?

Oh no you di'int.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat May 12, 2007 5:34 pm

BSmack wrote:I embrace my inner neck.

Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Mon May 14, 2007 5:43 am

^^^^ O.M.G. That may be racist, but it's still funny as hell.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon May 14, 2007 1:02 pm

RadioFan wrote:
BSmack wrote:I embrace my inner neck.
Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon May 14, 2007 1:57 pm

RadioFan wrote: Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

Yeah, that's pretty funny coming from Letterman, considering he's part owner of a shitty IRL team.

Perhaps his writers should come up with a Top 10 list of reasons why chicks shouldn't be driving race cars against men. Now, that might be funny.

As for there not being any black drivers in NASCAR, that'd be news to Bill Lester.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon May 14, 2007 2:05 pm

You don't really think Letterman wrote that, do you? Yikes!

Yeah, I know, Microsoft and AOL have teamed up to create a new e-mail tracking software program that counts how many people you forward a message to and if you send it to 20 friends you win a trip to Disneyworld. Just save it, sucker.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Mon May 14, 2007 2:06 pm

lester drove a garbage truck