But what happens if the waitress forgets that F. Lee Baily ordered the fried chicken and Orenthal got the collard greens?
Or whatever the hell those double murderers eat.
What then? Now Bailey is drinking some illegal alien's urine and chewing on his ass peanuts.
That thought was the genesis of this whole debate.
I am going to help you out.
Ms suzy whatshername might forget your order because you are a nobody.
But she wont forget what "I killed my childrens mother, had a car chase, had a big trial, got away from getting the book thrown at me and then wrote a book a decade later saying how I did it" ordered.
Just sayin'
TheJON wrote:What does the winner get? Because if it's a handjob from Frisco, I'd like to campaign for my victory.
Ms suzy whatshername might forget your order because you are a nobody.
But she wont forget what "I killed my childrens mother, had a car chase, had a big trial, got away from getting the book thrown at me and then wrote a book a decade later saying how I did it" ordered.
Just sayin'
Maybe at the local Beef and Barrel she would be a lock to remember. At the place Orenthal got tossed from, the next party at his table was Michael Jordan's party. Something tells me that the wait staff at that place (especially during Derby week) is used to seeing big time celebrity.
But hey, maybe you're right. Maybe every waiter and waitress who has served OJ since 1994 has remembered exactly what he ordered. Would you be willing to bet your health on it?
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
Wow B, this didn't go well for you. Remember a few things about these losers; this is their "Hall of Fame" in life, As good as it gets, the full monty, ect......
The best response to tardism is no response.
Big fucking deal, you don't know how a restaurant works. You're the lucky ass that didn't have to work in one. Dimsdale, Goober, and sack hangers on the other hand, are intimately knowledgeable with the inner workings of a kitchen from the prospective of the dish washer.
Jerkovich wrote:
Big fucking deal, you don't know how a restaurant works. You're the lucky ass that didn't have to work in one.
Except that his pro bowl tard ass already admitted to having previously worked in a "dinning" establishment on page 1, you fucking lobotomized reindeer jizzmitt.
Jerkovich wrote:
Big fucking deal, you don't know how a restaurant works. You're the lucky ass that didn't have to work in one.
Except that his pro bowl tard ass already admitted to having previously worked in a "dinning" establishment on page 1, you fucking lobotomized reindeer jizzmitt.
Another dish washer chimes in. Come out of the tan bark and play with the big boys, ya fookin' pussy.
Lots O Racks in this thread (bsmack included, can't have a beatdown without a victim)!
Kevtard wrote:The best response to tardism is no response.
So say's the annual recipient of a 4 legged internet assraping.
B, you know you're fucked when when Kev comes to your "rescue". Taking advice from kev on how to deal with tards (read, the people beating you down) is like asking PSU advice on wiping or DiS advice on child care or my advice on preparing an Easter ham or mvscal's advice on making friends with your new black neighbors, it's never a good idear.
Ingse Bodil wrote:rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
VANCOUVER, Wash. - A Vancouver mother who coached her children to fake mental retardation so they could collect disability benefits has been sentenced to three years in prison.
A federal court judge in Tacoma, Wash., also ordered 46-year-old Rosie Costello to pay nearly $288,000 in restitution.
She pleaded guilty to conspiracy to defraud the government and Social Security fraud.
Last week, a judge sentenced her 28-year-old son Pete Costello to 13 months in prison. The scheme came to light when he contested a traffic ticket in Vancouver and the courtroom video showed him talking normally. Since he was 8 years old, his mother had told state and federal officials that he was so severely retarded that he could not perform even the simplest tasks.
Earlier, Rosie Costello used the same scheme with her daughter. Investigators have been unable to locate her.
At least I know who my mother and father are. By the looks of your postings, I'd say your mother was a tweeker and your father was one of 6 Allman Brothers roadies.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.