I think my Hellspawn is getting into the cockpit.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sun May 13, 2007 6:24 am

BODE the wyches when you come back with the postmortem pics of the horsey ... errr, wifey.

Smoke a few cigs on the hospital grounds, if you already haven't, just to piss off the state of Kalifornia.

Good luck and congrats, bro.

You now might have two little bastards that will make your life a living hell, as opposed to one.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sun May 13, 2007 7:04 am

Btw, you now may have two fathers to hit up for child support. Get busy. That paperwork isn't going to fill itself out.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun May 13, 2007 8:25 am

CSI all the head dents. Make sure they all belong to your cock.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun May 13, 2007 1:47 pm

Rack the Braxton-Hicks that hit paydirt.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun May 13, 2007 5:00 pm

Any foaling yet?

1smoothG · Post by **1smoothG** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:39 pm

It's been a suspiciously long time since he updated.

RACK the SIDS fairy.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:14 pm

R-Jack wrote:

RJ?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:16 am

Toddowen wrote:Man, your daughter's hot.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:45 am

Something tells me she's a lock for the next issue of "chicks with plastic dicks"

But rack the sperm for completing its mission.

and what? No wife pics this time?

You didn't take her to Elmers Hospital, did you?

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:48 am

rack rjack

good work

that baby looks just like me

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:49 am

Congrats, R-Jack!!

And rack the newbie for having more hair than her pappy.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Tue May 15, 2007 5:11 am

Incredible. Looking at that picture of you with the 2 kids, that is an adorable photo but I also see a stereo system of torment and in its center a man who is not going to sleep much again for a long time.

This must have been an adventure for Mrs. R-Jack. That looks like one big baby - a baby that also looks like it was totally ready to be launched -that baby looks like she could have walked out.

What a cutie.

quadrevion mcwheels · Post by **quadrevion mcwheels** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:17 pm

You look like a spic.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:29 pm

Thumbs up, indeed.

Rack the proud papa.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:54 pm

Rack the new filly. I've got $50 on her in the 8th.

Zy, your thoughts?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:59 pm

4 to 1 she winds up in the Indianapolis Intl Airport "Family Changing Room" with a former member of the Scottish Claymores.

:wink:

But seriously. Props on the new addition.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:45 pm

My boys can swim!! - RCostanza

Congrats on the latest addition.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:00 pm

rack that cute little shit.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue May 15, 2007 5:27 pm

OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!! - RCostanza

Please tell me there's some inside joke that I'm missing and that you didn't fuck that up royally.

Rack the R-Jack family! A Serious Mazol Tov!

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... I'll sell you mine, the little fuckers are driving me crazy.

1smoothG · Post by **1smoothG** » Tue May 15, 2007 5:30 pm

OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!!

Mine can't.

regards,
Tom Mees' mom

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 15, 2007 5:48 pm

Rack 1smoothG.

Revlimiter's Torn Anus · Tue May 15, 2007 6:08 pm

R-Jack wrote:

Did you name her "Fucked At Birth" because that is what she is with you as a father.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue May 15, 2007 6:25 pm

1smoothG wrote:
OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!!
Mine can't.

regards,
Tom Mees' mom

Oh
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God

So fucking cruel, yet so fucking funny. Excellent.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue May 15, 2007 6:27 pm

Cute kid - but they all are until they start destroying your house.

Congrats

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue May 15, 2007 6:29 pm

1smoothG wrote:
OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!!
Mine can't.

regards,
Tom Mees' mom

RACK

Terry in Crapchester · Tue May 15, 2007 6:52 pm

A few more years on each of them (especially the father) and this pic could have been taken in my house on any given night. Wait till the kids start fighting with each other over who gets to spend time with you.

Congrats.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue May 15, 2007 8:01 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!! - RCostanza
Please tell me there's some inside joke that I'm missing and that you didn't fuck that up royally.

Well R-JackCostanza didn't have much of a ring to it either...

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue May 15, 2007 8:02 pm

1smoothG wrote:
OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!!
Mine can't.

regards,
Tom Mees' mom

Neither can mine.

Regards,
Nogsicles Moms

P.S. Pray for them

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:30 am

R-Jack, rack your spawn for overcoming all obstacles not the least of which is your toy cannon that appears by all accounts from wifey's thumb and forefinger
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to be a whopping 2.15" in length.

T1B

I think my Hellspawn is getting into the cockpit.

hmmm