Rev. Falwell found unconscious

[Bizzarofelice]

rack god

[BSmack]

And Larry Flynt still lives.

[Trollfessor]

Did anyone have him in the death pool?

[Wolfman]

Maybe they'll take him to Cuba so
he can get proper care !

[Roy]

you guys are pretty harsh. Man... he used to be on TV!

[Bizzarofelice]

Maybe they'll take him to Cuba so
he can get proper care !

I guess being an idiot isn't so difficult if you surround yourself with other idiots. Is that the trick, wolfman?

[PSUFAN]

"Proper care" for Falwell would be Euthanasia.

[AJ]

Upgrade his status to "dead".

[War Wagon]

That would be a downgrade.

[Bizzarofelice]

his doctor said he had a long history of being "a fat piece of shit"


too bad he didn't live long enough to see the Bush admin humiliated further. Hopefully now Liberty Univ. will stop offering accredited classes in "liberals are dummyheads" and "why God wants you to avoid doggystyle".

[Revlimiter's Torn Anus]

"why God wants you to avoid doggystyle".

Are you taking notes, Paul?

[Goober McTuber]

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[BSmack]

why God wants you to avoid doggystyle".

Because it puts too much strain on the knees?

[Mister Bushice]

That would be a downgrade.

Not for the rest of us it isn't.

[Q, West Coast Style]

Off to have sex with his mom in the great big outhouse in the sky.

[MuchoBulls]

I guess this thing got over.

[Q, West Coast Style]

Dear Jerry,

Now do you believe I'm not coming back?

Very truly yours,

Jesus

[Terry in Crapchester]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070515/ap_ ... ry_falwell

Some snippets from his obit:

In 2006, Falwell marked the 50th anniversary of his church and spoke out on stem cell research, saying he sympathized with people with medical problems, but that any medical research must pass a three-part test: "Is it ethically correct? Is it biblically correct? Is it morally correct?"

Silly me, and here I thought we had an Establishment Clause in our Constitution. Granted, that wouldn't apply to private hospitals, but it would apply to any legislation relative to stem cell research.

In 1984, he sued Hustler magazine for $45 million, charging that he was libeled by an ad parody depicting him as an incestuous drunkard.

Cry me a fugging river.

Days after Sept. 11, 2001, Falwell essentially blamed feminists, gays, lesbians and liberal groups for bringing on the terrorist attacks.

I can't possibly live long enough to type enough to do justice to that sentiment.

In 1999, he told an evangelical conference that the Antichrist was a male Jew who was probably already alive. Falwell later apologized for the remark but not for holding the belief. A month later, his National Liberty Journal warned parents that Tinky Winky, a purple, purse-toting character on television's "Teletubbies" show, was a gay role model and morally damaging to children.

Falwell devoted much of his time keeping his university afloat. He dreamed that Liberty would grow to 50,000 students and be to fundamentalist Christians what Notre Dame is to Roman Catholics and Brigham Young University is to Mormons

That obviously didn't happen. Maybe if he had been a little more serious about academics . . .

This guy was nothing short of a world-class buffoon. He was essentially what Nick Frisco would be if Nick were a right-winger. He would've been hilarious if so many misguided people hadn't taken him so seriously.

[Q, West Coast Style]

Can't take credit for this cause Rome just read it from an email. But I don't think there's a Falwaell joke to top it:

"I guess he's now part of the Silent Majority."

[War Wagon]

He would've been hilarious if so many misguided people hadn't taken him so seriously.

And of course, you and the rest of the dipshits in this thread guffawing over his death are imminently qualified and enlightened enough to set those misguided souls on the straight and narrow, right?

Say what you will about the man, at least he wasn't a flaming hypocrit like the Jimmy Swaggerts and Jim Bakers of the evangelical world. He walked the talk.

[War Wagon]

He was every bit as much of a thief as Swaggert and Baker.

Link?

[Flawed Logic]

You don't have to "celebrate" his death (Saddam style), but I see nothing wrong with getting a jump on framing his legacy and, like Saddam, acknowledging that this was not a good person.

[Jay in Phoenix]

For some perspective Wags, try these quotes on for size:

"And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, "You helped this happen."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, blaming civil libertarians, feminists, homosexuals, and abortion rights supporters for the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, quoted from John F Harris, "God Gave US 'What We Deserve,' Falwell Says," The Washington Post (September 14, 2001)

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"I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!"
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, America Can Be Saved, 1979 pp. 52-53, from Albert J Menendez and Edd Doerr, The Great Quotations on Religious Freedom

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"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, Sermon, July 4, 1976
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"Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them."
-- Jerry Falwell, on CNN's Crossfire, May 17, 1997

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"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

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Open minded, he was not. That was the talk he walked.

Funny, I never realized Macel Pate (Falwell) was a prostitute. Go figure.

[BSmack]

For some perspective Wags, try these quotes on for size...

You're not going to sell Wags with those quotes. That's like using quotes from Mein Kampf to change David Duke's mind about Hitler.

[Goober McTuber]

Some quotes from Wikipedia:

In the 1980s Jerry Falwell was an outspoken supporter of the Apartheid regime in South Africa. When president PW Botha was elected President by the White South African minority, Reverend Falwell went to South Africa and made statements supporting the government there and urging American Christians to buy Krugerrands, a coin issued by the South African Government.[citation needed] He drew the ire of many when he called Nobel Peace Prize winner and Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu a phony.


In 1994, Falwell released the straight-to-video documentary "The Clinton Chronicles: An Investigation into the Alleged Criminal Activities of Bill Clinton." The video connected Bill Clinton to a conspiracy theory involving Vincent Foster, James McDougall, Ron Brown, and an alleged cocaine-smuggling operation. Despite the theories being discredited by all major investigations, the video's sophisticated production techniques served as effective exposure, and sold over 150,000 copies.

Funding for the film was paid for by the Citizens for Honest Government, to which Jerry Falwell paid $200,000 in 1994 and 1995. In 1995 Citizens for Honest Government paid two Arkansas state troopers to make allegations supporting the conspiracy about Vincent Foster. These two troopers were Roger Perry and Larry Patterson who also were paid for their allegations in the Paula Jones (See: Troopergate) claims. In March 2005, trooper Patterson was convicted of lying to the FBI about an unrelated incident.

Falwell's infomercial for the 80-minute tape included footage of Falwell interviewing a silhouetted journalist who was afraid for his life. The journalist accused Clinton of orchestrating the deaths of several reporters and personal confidants who had gotten too close to his illegalities. However, it was subsequently revealed that the silhouetted journalist was, in fact, Patrick Matrisciana, the producer of the video and president of Citizens for Honest Government. "Obviously, I'm not an investigative reporter," Matrisciana admitted (to investigative journalist Murray Waas), "and I doubt our lives were actually ever in any real danger. That was Jerry's idea to do that ... He thought that would be dramatic."

In an interview for the 2005 documentary The Hunting of the President Falwell admitted, "To this day I do not know the accuracy of the claims made in The Clinton Chronicles," but failed to condemn the poor research.

Falwell was a controversial subject for his theological, political and social beliefs. After the September 11, 2001, attacks Falwell said on the 700 Club, "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'" (a sentiment with which Pat Robertson concurred). After heavy criticism, Falwell apologized. As for homosexuality, Falwell remarked, "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals." Falwell's ghostwriter, Mel White, said Falwell remarked about gay protesters, "Thank God for these gay demonstrators. If I didn't have them, I'd have to invent them. They give me all the publicity I need."

During the Civil Rights Movement Falwell was a supporter of racial segregation.

Not as bad as Saddam, but not what I would consider a "spiritual" person either. A somewhat skilled politician. Which puts him a small step below a used car salesman.

[Dinsdale]

"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country."

And here I was, thinking that it was invented by James Madison and Thomas Jefferson.


That Deal With The Devil has worked out pretty well, for the most part, for the last 230 years.

[Terry in Crapchester]

You don't have to "celebrate" his death (Saddam style), but I see nothing wrong with getting a jump on framing his legacy and, like Saddam, acknowledging that this was not a good person.

^^^ Pretty much nailed it.

Truth be told, I'm not celebrating Falwell's death. The world, not to mention the American political right, was far more interesting with him a part of it.

[Goober McTuber]

You don't have to "celebrate" his death (Saddam style)

Is there a statue of him somewhere that we could knock over?

[Mikey]

He was such a Holy man, full of love for all of humanity. I'm sure he's being welcomed into Heaven at this very moment, where God and GOD will allow him to burn 72 faggits and stone 72 abortionists.

[LTS TRN 2]

Hi, Baruch here, I just wanted to say SCOREBOARD on the occasion of the passing of the malignant piece of shit known as Falwell.
He was so fundamentally wrong in every part of his thought and reason that he represented a complete, and very dangerous, abdication--and hatred--of life and Nature. Historically, he represented the murders of the Inquisition, the destruction of countless native tribes and cultures, and the intense retardation of humanity's urge for knowledge and growth. Oh well, one down.... [img]http://[/img]

[War Wagon]

You don't have to "celebrate" his death (Saddam style), but I see nothing wrong with getting a jump on framing his legacy and, like Saddam, acknowledging that this was not a good person.

^^^ Pretty much nailed it.

Um, I guess I musta' missed the Wiki article that details the torture and genocide that Falwell was responsible for.

Holy shit, I can't believe anyone would use those two for any kind of comparison at any level.

He wasn't a good person? I'd say that's a matter of opinion. Obviously, a whole lot of people thought he was one heck of a good guy right up until the end.

[KC Scott]

He wasn't a good person? I'd say that's a matter of opinion. Obviously, a whole lot of people thought he was one heck of a good guy right up until the end.

He was a fucking tool.
The only difference between him, Baker and Swaggert is he didn't get caught with a hooker.

Wanna know what god Falwell really prayed to?



Here's the Obit:

LYNCHBURG, Va. - The Rev. Jerry Falwell, the television evangelist who founded the Moral Majority and used it to mold the religious right into a political force, died Tuesday shortly after being found unconscious in his office at Liberty University. He was 73.

Ron Godwin, the university's executive vice president, said Falwell was found unresponsive late Tuesday morning and taken to Lynchburg General Hospital, where he was pronounced dead about an hour later.

"I had breakfast with him, and he was fine at breakfast," Godwin said. "He went to his office, I went to mine, and they found him unresponsive."

Dr. Carl Moore, Falwell's physician, said the evangelist had a heart rhythm abnormality. He said Falwell was found without a pulse and never regained consciousness.

Falwell had made careful preparations for a transition of his leadership to his two sons, Jerry Falwell, Jr., now vice-chancellor of Liberty University, and Jonathan Falwell, executive the pastor of Thomas Road Baptist Church.

One daughter, Jeannie Falwell Savas, Surgeon, Richmond, Va. Godwin said. "He has left instructions for those of us who had to carry on, and we will be faithful to that charge," Godwin said.

Falwell had survived two serious health scares in early 2005. He was hospitalized for two weeks with what was described as a viral infection, then was hospitalized again a few weeks later after going into respiratory arrest. Later that year, doctors found a 70 percent blockage in an artery, which they opened with stents.

"Jerry has been a tower of strength on many of the moral issues which have confronted our nation," fellow evangelist Pat Robertson said Tuesday.

Falwell credited his Moral Majority with getting millions of conservative voters registered, electing
Ronald Reagan and giving Republicans Senate control in 1980.

"I shudder to think where the country would be right now if the religious right had not evolved," Falwell said when he stepped down as Moral Majority president in 1987.

The fundamentalist church that Falwell started in an abandoned bottling plant in 1956 grew into a religious empire that included the 22,000-member Thomas Road Baptist Church, the "Old Time Gospel Hour" carried on television stations around the country and 7,700-student Liberty University, which began as Lynchburg Baptist College in 1971. He built Christian elementary schools, homes for unwed mothers and a home for alcoholics.

Liberty University's commencement is scheduled for Saturday, with former U.S. House Speaker Newt Gingrich as the featured speaker.

Sen. John McCain (news, bio, voting record), the school commencement speaker last year, said Tuesday that his prayers were with Falwell's family.

"Dr. Falwell was a man of distinguished accomplishment who devoted his life to serving his faith and country," McCain said.

Last year, Falwell marked the 50th anniversary of his church and spoke out on stem cell research, saying he sympathized with people with medical problems, but that any medical research must pass a three-part test: "Is it ethically correct? Is it biblically correct? Is it morally correct?"

Falwell had once opposed mixing preaching with politics, but he changed his view and in 1979, founded the Moral Majority. The political lobbying organization grew to 6.5 million members and raised $69 million as it supported conservative politicians and campaigned against abortion, homosexuality, pornography and bans on school prayer.

Falwell became the face of the religious right, appearing on national magazine covers and on television talk shows. In 1983, U.S. News & World Report named him one of 25 most influential people in America.

In 1984, he sued Hustler magazine for $45 million, charging that he was libeled by an ad parody depicting him as an incestuous drunkard. A federal jury found the fake ad did not libel him, but awarded him $200,000 for emotional distress. That verdict was overturned, however, in a landmark 1988
U.S. Supreme Court decision that held that even pornographic spoofs about a public figure enjoy First Amendment protection.

The case was depicted in the 1996 movie "The People v. Larry Flynt."

With Falwell's high profile came frequent criticism, even from fellow ministers. The Rev. Billy Graham once rebuked him for political sermonizing on "non-moral issues."

Falwell quit the Moral Majority in 1987, saying he was tired of being "a lightning rod" and wanted to devote his time to his ministry and Liberty University. But he remained outspoken and continued to draw criticism for his remarks.

Days after Sept. 11, 2001, Falwell essentially blamed feminists, gays, lesbians and liberal groups for bringing on the terrorist attacks. He later apologized.

In 1999, he told an evangelical conference that the Antichrist was a male Jew who was probably already alive. Falwell later apologized for the remark but not for holding the belief. A month later, his National Liberty Journal warned parents that Tinky Winky, a purple, purse-toting character on television's "Teletubbies" show, was a gay role model and morally damaging to children.

Falwell was re-energized after family values proved important in the 2004 presidential election. He formed the Faith and Values Coalition as the "21st Century resurrection of the Moral Majority," to seek anti-abortion judges, a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage and more conservative elected officials.

The big, blue-eyed preacher with a booming voice started his independent Baptist church with 35 members. From his living room, he began broadcasting his message of salvation and raising the donations that helped his ministry grow.

"He was one of the first to come up with ways to use television to expand his ministry," said Robert Alley, a retired University of Richmond religion professor who studied and criticized Falwell's career.

In 1987, Falwell took over the PTL (Praise the Lord) ministry in South Carolina after Jim Bakker's troubles. Falwell slid fully clothed down a theme park water slide after donors met his fund-raising goal to help rescue the rival ministry. He gave it up seven months later after learning the depth of PTL's financial problems.

Largely because of the Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart scandals, donations to Falwell's ministry dropped from $135 million in 1986 to less than $100 million the following year. Hundreds of workers were laid off and viewers of his television show dwindled.

Liberty University was $73 million in debt and on the verge of bankruptcy, and his "Old Time Gospel Hour" was $16 million in debt.

By the mid-1990s, two local businessmen with long ties to Falwell began overseeing the finances and helped get companies to forgive debts or write them off as losses.

Falwell devoted much of his time keeping his university afloat. He dreamed that Liberty would grow to 50,000 students and be to fundamentalist Christians what Notre Dame is to Roman Catholics and Brigham Young University is to Mormons. He was an avid sports fan who arrived at Liberty basketball games to the cheers of students.

Falwell's father and his grandfather were militant atheists, he wrote in his autobiography. He said his father made a fortune off his businesses — including bootlegging during Prohibition.

As a student, Falwell was a star athlete and a prankster who was barred from giving his high school valedictorian's speech after he was caught using counterfeit lunch tickets his senior year.

He ran with a gang of juvenile delinquents before becoming a born-again Christian at age 19. He turned down an offer to play professional baseball and transferred from Lynchburg College to Baptist Bible College in Springfield, Mo.

"My heart was burning to serve Christ," he once said in an interview. "I knew nothing would ever be the same again."

The day before he died, Falwell had been up on the Liberty campus hillside chatting with students, Godwin said. He was talking about plans for the future that day and over breakfast Tuesday morning, he said.

"Dr. Falwell was a giant of faith and a visionary leader," Godwin said. He "has always been a man of great optimism and great faith."

Falwell is survived by his wife, Macel, and three children, Jerry, Jonathan and Jeannie.

Hope there's a special ring of hell for that cocksucker

[Jay in Phoenix]

He wasn't a good person? I'd say that's a matter of opinion. Obviously, a whole lot of people thought he was one heck of a good guy right up until the end.

Then again, maybe not.

Sin,

The ACLU
GLAAD
and The People for the American Way

[BSmack]

You don't have to "celebrate" his death (Saddam style), but I see nothing wrong with getting a jump on framing his legacy and, like Saddam, acknowledging that this was not a good person.

You are a completely fuckheaded dumbshit if you put Falwell in the same category as Saddam Hussein.

Falwell was a jerkoff not a mass murderer.

I wouldn't have trusted either one.

But no, Falwell wasn't a mass murderer. So he's got that going for him.

[PSUFAN]

"I shudder to think where the country would be right now if the religious right had not evolved," Falwell said

I thought he was a Creationist?

transferred from Lynchburg College to Baptist Bible College in Springfield, Mo.

IKYABWAI guru?

[Goober McTuber]

Wanna know what god Falwell really prayed to?

Exactly. Note that he was all ready to absorb the Bakkers’ Pass The Plate club until he found out about their financial troubles.

[BSmack]

Wanna know what god Falwell really prayed to?

Exactly. Note that he was all ready to absorb the Bakkers’ Pass The Plate club until he found out about their financial troubles.

God believes in solid market fundamentals.

[Bizzarofelice]

There are many Falwells out there. They preach different sermons to different audiences, but they are basically the same at their core. I'll feel the same way I feel right now when I first learn that Michael Moore has taken a dirt nap. He's liberated quite a few dollars from the poor and stupid in his lifetime, selling fiction and hatred.

\

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Equating Moore to Falwell? You can't stop exploring every fold of the Republican posterior, can you?

It is hopeless for you. If you have children, apologize to them for their father couldn't prepare them for this world.

[War Wagon]

Wanna know what god Falwell really prayed to?

He had something in common with you then, $cott.

Here's the Obit:

Yeah, I read it, and I'm not sure how you get here...

Hope there's a special ring of hell for that cocksucker

...from there.

Rack Falwell for speaking out against abortion (the reason he formed the Moral Majority), homosexuality, divorce, and pornography.

That's the real reason depraved liberal minds despised him. He stepped on their toes, shit in their cornflakes, and beat their heads in with the King James version.

Rack him again!

RIP Rev Falwell.

[Goober McTuber]

Whitey,

Are you saying we should outlaw divorce? And what’s wrong with pornography, for God’s sake?

What a fucking whack job. No wonder you revere him.