North Texas awarded Super Bowl XLV

Nacho · Post by **Nacho** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:14 pm

About time...

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:20 pm

How the fuck were they going to say no to Roger Staubach?

Seriously, when that dude was put in charge of pitching a billion dollar state of the art facility it was almost a no-brainer.

Here's to the Boys getting a home game!

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:27 pm

Freakin rack the Boys organization and Roger Staubach for pitching a perfect proposal to the league chimps.

I second HH's comments regarding the Boys playing an extra home game.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:43 pm

Headhunter wrote:Here's to the Boys getting a home game!

Your only hope is for Jerry Jones to sell by then.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:15 pm

BSmack wrote:
Headhunter wrote:Here's to the Boys getting a home game!
Your only hope is for Jerry Jones to sell by then.

Someone hasn't done their homework,

Sincerely,

1992, 1993 and 1995

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:51 pm

BSmack wrote:
Headhunter wrote:Here's to the Boys getting a home game!
Your only hope is for Jerry Jones to sell by then.

Sell by then? He’ll be coaching the team by then.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:12 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Headhunter wrote:Here's to the Boys getting a home game!
Your only hope is for Jerry Jones to sell by then.
Someone hasn't done their homework,

Sincerely,

1992, 1993 and 1995

Did they trade Herschel Walker again without telling anybody? Did they hire a competent head coach?

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:20 pm

BSmack wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:
BSmack wrote: Your only hope is for Jerry Jones to sell by then.
Someone hasn't done their homework,

Sincerely,

1992, 1993 and 1995
Did they trade Herschel Walker again without telling anybody? Did they hire a competent head coach?

When comparing him to Tomlin? Oh no fucking doubt he is competent.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:31 pm

Why was the stadium built in Fort Worth and not Dallas?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:36 pm

jiminphilly wrote:Why was the stadium built in Fort Worth and not Dallas?

For one, you can buy beer in Fort Worth. That alone makes it a better location.

DF,

You're comparing Mike Tomlin to Wade Phillips? The same Wade Phillips who couldn't break .500 with John Freakin Elway under center?

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:49 pm

Phillips's winning percentage with Elway will be almost twice as high as Tomlin with a superbowl proven Shitsberger.

Have fun at 4-12 Bri and early congratulations on the #1 pick of next years draft.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:51 pm

BSmack wrote:DF,

You're comparing Mike Tomlin to Wade Phillips? The same Wade Phillips who couldn't break .500 with John Freakin Elway under center?

I don't give a goddamn....CowgirlFan has NO comeback for that one. They will be the greatest trainwreck to watch in the NFL in '07, bar NONE.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue May 22, 2007 11:13 pm

BSmack wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Why was the stadium built in Fort Worth and not Dallas?
For one, you can buy beer in Fort Worth. That alone makes it a better location.

DF,

You're comparing Mike Tomlin to Wade Phillips? The same Wade Phillips who couldn't break .500 with John Freakin Elway under center?

B, I was just in Dallas and FW about a month ago. not much to write home about in FW..

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:18 am

RevLimiter wrote:
BSmack wrote:DF,

You're comparing Mike Tomlin to Wade Phillips? The same Wade Phillips who couldn't break .500 with John Freakin Elway under center?

I don't give a goddamn....CowgirlFan has NO comeback for that one. They will be the greatest trainwreck to watch in the NFL in '07, bar NONE.

So Paul would you care to back up this statement? Train wreck??? Cmon Paul, lets put some cash on the table. I'll let you make the call on what you meant by trainwreck and we'll throw down some cash. The fact you even made this statement almost guarantees the Boys a Superbowl berth. I'll be waiting for your sackless bitch ass to bail on this one.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:39 am

Pretty simple, DF....follow me now, and DO NOT get lost.

Bum's Son won't get your team PAST .500. Too goes Too on Bum's Son and calls Tony Romo a fag, despite the fact that he's resting his balls on C. Underwood's chin. Jerrah starts making plans to take over head coaching duties in '07.

Simple enough for ya, junior?

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:43 pm

I never had a hard time following your bullshit in the first place. Now you didn't quite respond to my previous comment. If you think a train wreck is 7-9, than why don't you lay a wager on it fatboy? Any amount is fine with me. Simple enough tubby?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:59 pm

As it looks right now, I don't see why Dallas can't be at least a .500 team.
I wouldn't hold out a lot of hope that Son of Bum will get the team far in the playoffs though, seeing as he has three one-and-dones back in his only playoff appearances in his Donkey days.

Per norm, Paul isn't explaining his postition worth a shit.

48-39 Wade sucks.
Is that it, Paul .... ?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:08 pm

Paul, do you drink concentrated stupid?

You think the Cowboys are going to slide to a Sub .500 team? based on what, exactly?

Parcells leaving?

I think they're going to have a hell of a season. And like so many Little Debbie's, you'll be eating those words.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:00 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:I never had a hard time following your bullshit in the first place. Now you didn't quite respond to my previous comment. If you think a train wreck is 7-9, than why don't you lay a wager on it fatboy? Any amount is fine with me. Simple enough tubby?

$10.00 is all I'll go.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:05 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:I never had a hard time following your bullshit in the first place. Now you didn't quite respond to my previous comment. If you think a train wreck is 7-9, than why don't you lay a wager on it fatboy? Any amount is fine with me. Simple enough tubby?
$10.00 is all I'll go.

BWAHAHAHAHA. I knew you had no sac Paul. All you do is ride the coat tails of other posters in here. You have no opinion of your own whatsoever. You want to open that cockholster all big and bad and then offer a measley 10 dollars? 10 freakin dollars? I'll tell ya what, I'll take your 10 dollar wager anyways. Damn Paul, you have truly shown what a puss you are.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:13 pm

Look, you asked for a wager and I offered one. I only offer $10.00 becausefrankly at the end of the day I don't give a flying FUCK what the Cowgirls do next year. But to make little DF happy I offered a wager. Take it or leave it motherfucker because I don't give a shit either way.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:31 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:BWAHAHAHAHA. I knew you had no sac Paul.

I disagree. Look at his sig. He chose a quote where someone called him a fat KC fucking retard. That takes serious stones. Or serious stupid.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:33 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:BWAHAHAHAHA. I knew you had no sac Paul.
I disagree. Look at his sig. He chose a quote where someone called him a fat KC fucking retard. That takes serious stones. Or serious stupid.

I'll put my money on the latter.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:42 pm

RevLimiter wrote:I don't give a flying FUCK what the Cowgirls do next year.

Yet you initially gave a fuck enough to post this "take"....

They will be the greatest trainwreck to watch in the NFL in '07, bar NONE.

...and then backpedal like a mother when called on it.

Watching you stumble around in here is simply painful. You wonder why you get no respect? Look no further than this thread. You're all about making some ridiculously bold statement backed by little or no facts, and then crying like a liitle girl when you get taken to task for it. "Oh boo hoo, they're picking on me again."

When will you ever "get" it? Don't want to be laughed at, quit sticking your foot in your mouth nearly every time you rush to fat finger submit.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:34 am

War Wagon wrote:Watching you stumble around in here is simply painful. You wonder why you get no respect? Look no further than this thread. You're all about making some ridiculously bold statement backed by little or no facts, and then crying like a liitle girl when you get taken to task for it. "Oh boo hoo, they're picking on me again."

Yeah, like I REALLY need "respect" from a collection of Internet dorks. Seriously Wags, you can feel free to GO FUCK YOURSELF at any time.

When will you ever "get" it? Don't want to be laughed at, quit sticking your foot in your mouth nearly every time you rush to fat finger submit.

This coming from Pinata Wagon???

You're a fine one to talk there, tough guy. More of these people that you crave "respect" from on this board have laughed at your Barney Fife act than they have at me EVER. It's really too bad...you used to be one of the good guys before this little Kaley-esque streak as of late. I pity you and pray for your soul.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:05 am

RevLimiter wrote: Yeah, like I REALLY need "respect" from a collection of Internet dorks.

You need it, you crave it, you strive for it.

Else you wouldn't come back in here grovelling and wearing HH's and then other words in your sig like it was some badge of honor.

Do what you will. I wash my hands.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:56 am

War Wagon wrote:

I accept your surrender.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:27 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:Have fun at 4-12 Bri and early congratulations on the #1 pick of next years draft.

Come on now. It's carved in stone. This team already has the first pick of next year's draft.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:58 pm

Headhunter wrote:Paul, do you drink concentrated stupid?

rack the old school blast......

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:10 pm

Well Ron White was dead on when he says you can't fix stupid. Paul, you are the Tard of Tards, and no matter how many times I have laughed at Wags' grill, or the fact he couldn't afford air conditioning, the whole fence issue, as well as his daughter partaking in carpet munching at the local junior college, it still pales in comparison to the number of laughs (at you of course) that you have received from this myself as well as this board. It's almost getting to the courtesy chuckle when it comes to your blatant stupidity. I will PM you with my address by the 9th or 10th week of the season. Make sure you explain to your wife why 10 dollars is missing from the twinkie collection fund.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:19 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:Well Ron White was dead on when he says you can't fix stupid. Paul, you are the Tard of Tards, and no matter how many times I have laughed at Wags' grill, or the fact he couldn't afford air conditioning, the whole fence issue, as well as his daughter partaking in carpet munching at the local junior college, it still pales in comparison to the number of laughs (at you of course) that you have received from this myself as well as this board. It's almost getting to the courtesy chuckle when it comes to your blatant stupidity. I will PM you with my address by the 9th or 19th week of the season. Make sure you explain to your wife why 10 dollars is missing from the twinkie collection fund.

Sticks and stones might break my bones, but words will NEVER hurt me DF.

See how childish that just sounded? Well, your entire quote above might be WORSE. Grow up already, before Mommy takes your computer priviledges away from you.

BTW, I have NEVER EVER lost a money bet on T1B- don't believe me? Just ask RaydahFan. Trust me, I will THROUGHLY enjoy the two Large-sized Big Mac Extra Value meals that your $10 will buy me in December.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:21 pm

So we have a SASWBMBBWWNHM to go along with IKYABWAI?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:23 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:So we have a SASWBMBBWWNHM to go along with IKYABWAI?

CLEARLY you missed the point, IF. Very surprising, really.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:36 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:So we have a SASWBMBBWWNHM to go along with IKYABWAI?
CLEARLY you missed the point, IF. Very surprising, really.

He’s right, Indy. Its SASMBMBBWWNHM.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:42 pm

Dammit Goob you beat me to it.

Paul eject now or spend the rest of the day running shit post laps

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:02 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:Dammit Goob you beat me to it.

Paul eject now or spend the rest of the day running shit post laps

Nice reset.

Ah, the good old days...

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:58 pm

Apparently LOTS of people need to grow up here.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:16 pm

We'll grow up when you stop growing out.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:35 pm

Funny.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:35 am

Shit post laps will never not be funnay.