Italy........ stream of consciousness.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:24 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Myself, I went for the humor angle,
No, you swung and you missed, based on your assumption.

It was a joke, not an assumption, you humorless twat.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:25 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:My point was that there are much better sports sources out there than the hype machine that is ESPN. You didn't grasp it, apparently. Big fucking shocker, that.

My wife hates BET, btw.

BTW: You might want to keep the wife away from the New York Post for a few days.

:wink:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:46 pm

A-Rod is going to take all this shit to run around with a chick with bingo wings...

Ponderous.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:05 pm

He has no choice. She looks like she can beat the piss out of him. A kidnapping, perhaps?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:11 pm

PSUFAN wrote:She looks like she can beat the piss out of him.

Bullshit. If that bitch got uppity with ARod, he'd show her his karate.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:20 pm

mvscal wrote: Good thing AP doesn't speak German.

Don't be so sure -- with his willingness to be the star reciever in the scat videos he calls "takes," I wouldn't put it past him.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu May 31, 2007 6:22 pm

PSUFAN wrote:He has no choice. She looks like she can beat the piss out of him. A kidnapping, perhaps?

If she was smart, she'd wait till October to try and kick his ass.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:14 pm

The "mystery blonde" is just Pudge Rodriguez in a wig. ARod never forgot how they "came up" together.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:47 pm

mvscal wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:He has no choice. She looks like she can beat the piss out of him. A kidnapping, perhaps?
If she was smart, she'd wait till October to try and kick his ass.
Is all this supposed to convince us that Gay-Rod is heterosexual?

It's not working...

This just in from the Hater Nation...

A petite stripper at the Hustler Club said A-Rod "likes the she-male, muscular type. They brought me up to the champagne room one time. I spun around once and that was it. I'm not his type."

Coincidentally, Tom Cruise likes his strippers muscular and with a little bit more penis. Hey, whatever turns you on. The story also goes on to state that A-Rod is the king of strip clubs, as he often shows up there with his wife.

http://thehaternation.blogspot.com/2007 ... -know.html

Dear God this isn't going well for A-Rod.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:05 pm

The story also goes on to state that A-Rod is the king of strip clubs, as he often shows up there with his wife.

Terry's wife would have a field day heckling them from the parking lot.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:09 pm

War Wagon wrote: Terry's wife would have a field day heckling them from the parking lot.

Let's just get the ball rolling, and RACK any and all "Terry's Wife" resets.

I'm not sure at which point in his revelations about his domestic situation that T-Dawg thought things would end well for him, but whenever that defining moment was, he made a pretty serious error in judgement.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:12 pm

mvscal wrote: Like Derek Jeter?

If nailing whichever chick happens to be adorning the cover of Maxim in the current month for the last ten years qualifies one as a "she-male," then sign me on up for the Chicks With Dicks Association, I'll be their president.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:26 pm

Dude...NO man in modern history has the track record for banging hotties like Jeter...NO ONE.

Brad Pitt couldn't pull the delicious skanks that Jeets does.

He kicks them to the curb if they put on weight, for chrissakes...he's a freaking American Hero.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:45 pm

mvscal wrote:If you have ever appeared shirtless with four other dudes

Wow...just wow.

Here's a clue --

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Really%_Re ... _Photoshop

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:02 pm

You guys are also experts not only on celebrity males sexual habits, but are multi-linguists as a bonus.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:06 pm

^^^ anxiously awaiting the reach-around... in 3, 2, 1...

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:27 pm

mvscal wrote:Is anyone even talking to you? Have another drink.

From the reactions from you and another poster, I would say yes. Get over your hurt ass feelings.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:32 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:You guys are ..multi-linguists as a bonus.

I speak, read, and write American English rather eloquently. I have a decent working knowledge of English, as well.

So, I guess you're right for a change.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu May 31, 2007 10:40 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I speak, read, and write American English rather eloquently

I'm a white guy too.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu May 31, 2007 10:51 pm

Oden's looking rather...Anatomically Punked in this photo.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:59 pm

Terry,

The trash in napoli was only waste high? That's pretty much the way it is all the time. I doubt the trash dudes were on strike.

I used to think naples was the dirtiest city on the planet, then I went to cairo.

Naples, with it's german shepard sized rats is like a fukking NASA clean room compared to cairo.

As fukked up as Naples is, though, it is one of the best towns to get hammered in and fukk with all the he-shes. You just can't get that kinda entertainment here.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:00 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:I speak, read, and write American English rather eloquently
I'm a white guy too.

I also read and write English. It differs from American English, one way being that in English, periods and commas go on the side of the quotation marks(which are reversed in English from American English -- > ' < that mark is used to start and end a quote, whereas > " < is used to denote a quote within a quote) which is relevant to the actual quote. In American English, periods and commas ALWAYS go inside the quotation marks...

But don't tell most of the posters here, especially those who brag about their college education, OK?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Anatomically Punked

Best nick-smack ever. RACK Smackie for busting that out.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:11 pm

mvscal wrote: OK. I get it now. You were under the impression that 'stream of consciousness' was your cue to trundle your drool spattered, piss stained carcass on in to unburden yourself of any random irrelevancies that happen to pass through your mind.

Oh my, that was good.

Rack!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:26 am

Dinsdale wrote:Dude...NO man in modern history has the track record for banging hotties like Jeter...NO ONE.

Brad Pitt couldn't pull the delicious skanks that Jeets does.

He kicks them to the curb if they put on weight, for chrissakes...he's a freaking American Hero.

There's a Jeter/Chuck Norris thing in here somewhere.

Jeter buys his chicks steaks...and makes them poop before he tags them.
Derek penetrates his girls, and hacks off an equal weight in her fingers, so the girl doesn't weigh more.
Derek bring his honeys home to his parents...and makes them sit in the living room during dinner.
Jeter doesn't fuck - he weighs.

T1B

Italy........ stream of consciousness.

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