This place sucks horsecocks

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:18 pm

Or so I've been told.

here's why

1. no problem

2. a little o' that here, but not a major problem, IMO

3. problem -- I voted this to be a NO troll board at the beginning. There are already Rome off-shoot boards that cater to trolls. This one should have gone another route. It should have stood apart. We've got the reindeer, we've got Douchie's crew, we've got shit trolls out the wazoo .... but a lot of my 'friends' don't post here now. Coincidence??
Hmmmmmmmm .........

4. we like fights here -- fuck off, survey

5. a little problem, IMO.

6. not a problem, IMO. But #5 and #6 are tied in to the troll situation. I like a 'free' board, as long as there are not trolls. If shit trolls are everywhere, the board needs more moderation -- and more moderation will ALWAYS piss folks off. People stopped being pissed off and they left instead.

7. problem -- Give BSchlepp, mvscal, and Dinsy their own blog forum.

--The I love the smell LibCock in the morning blog

--The why painful death to dumbfucks and ni66ers is the only answer blog

--The I'm a brilliant, single, and successful male and you're not blog

8. shrubber/16 was run

9. no problem

10. see ya at Hostboard, Coods

bray2 · Post by **bray2** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:47 pm

And you are?????????

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:01 pm

..... smarter than you, cockbreath.

Ponyboy · Post by **Ponyboy** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:05 pm

You ain't a woofin.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:13 pm

Wiff...

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon May 28, 2007 4:04 pm

tart's article wrote:Trolls on the other hand, bring absolutely NO value to the forum

And here you guys thought wolfie was an actual person down in Florida.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon May 28, 2007 9:15 pm

Shut up, poptart.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon May 28, 2007 10:06 pm

poptart wrote:...a lot of my 'friends' don't post here now.

It's because you runned them.

SG's Son · Post by **SG's Son** » Tue May 29, 2007 1:32 am

poptart wrote:Or so I've been told.

here's why

1. no problem

2. a little o' that here, but not a major problem, IMO

3. problem -- I voted this to be a NO troll board at the beginning. There are already Rome off-shoot boards that cater to trolls. This one should have gone another route. It should have stood apart. We've got the reindeer, we've got Douchie's crew, we've got shit trolls out the wazoo .... but a lot of my 'friends' don't post here now. Coincidence??
Hmmmmmmmm .........

4. we like fights here -- fuck off, survey

5. a little problem, IMO.

6. not a problem, IMO. But #5 and #6 are tied in to the troll situation. I like a 'free' board, as long as there are not trolls. If shit trolls are everywhere, the board needs more moderation -- and more moderation will ALWAYS piss folks off. People stopped being pissed off and they left instead.

7. problem -- Give BSchlepp, mvscal, and Dinsy their own blog forum.

--The I love the smell LibCock in the morning blog

--The why painful death to dumbfucks and ni66ers is the only answer blog

--The I'm a brilliant, single, and successful male and you're not blog

8. shrubber/16 was run

9. no problem

10. see ya at Hostboard, Coods

Incredibly shit-post.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:04 am

Not that anyone can recall a SG's son post worth responding to or anything.

Wait, I just did.... so let's get the ball rolling then.

Why are you here? To shat upon yourself and the reason for 'tarts post in the first place?

Mission accomplished, dumbfuck. Go 'tard up some other board.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:44 am

Thread replies to this point have been predictably
limp-dick, feeble, or ineffectual.

limp-dick starting lineup (partial)
SG's Son
gay2

feeb's
MgBlows-at-NightSpecial
Ponyboy

ineffectuals
SunCoastSooner
Ken
War Wagon

The thread is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue May 29, 2007 12:17 pm

Hey, Ken's post at least summoned a grin. That should count for something...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue May 29, 2007 1:19 pm

Ken is a mediocre talent and I don't dislike him.
Despite his name stirring memories of a fully dickless and hairless-below-the-head neuter-man doll, message board speaking, he's alright.
If Ken started a new board that promised us all a land of milk and honey, I'd give that a go.

Wolfman, on the other hand, is an overweight half-degenerate beer slob who once vandalized public property in the dark of the night.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:43 pm

poptart wrote: Wolfman, on the other hand, is an overweight half-degenerate beer slob who once vandalized public property in the dark of the night.

He pissed on the Alamo after a concert in San Antonio?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Tue May 29, 2007 7:26 pm

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Tue May 29, 2007 11:06 pm

haha - haven't seen that pic in a long time!

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:38 am

I laughed !
but--not to go Dins on you--
that dumpater was private not public property !

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed May 30, 2007 1:16 am

Wolfman wrote:I laughed !
but--not to go Dins on you--
that dumpater was private not public property !

You---
Forgot.........

Wild Times!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed May 30, 2007 1:25 am

The retired booze-hound vandalized private property in the dark of the night.
I stand corrected.

RACK him!!

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed May 30, 2007 1:27 am

Whenever I get a visual of Wolfman it's looks like Ralph Malph

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:38 pm

poptart you missing the good ole days of barren your hatches?

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:19 am

Anybody that doesn't post here anymore shouldn't make a fucking bit of difference to anybody that currently does. Would more traffic be nice? Sure. But, catering to someone who left a smack board because it, what, got too "smacky?" Whatev.

I don't like trolls either.

Sin,

...but, if the admins want to allow them, or can't stop them, then so be it.

What is everybody so worried about, exactly? I mean, how big of a fuck up do you have to be to piss someone off badly enough on the internet that you have to worry about real-life consequences? And who the fuck would get worried about something like that?

I'm just here to chat; talk a little shit. Anybody who goes past that point, on either side of the internet connection, can go it alone. I can't imagine any OTHER reason that all of these "legendary" posters aren't hanging out any more. I thought that people ran shit trolls, not ran from them?

the_ouskull

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:28 am

the_ouskull wrote:Anybody who goes past that point...

I'll take .net posters for $500.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:05 am

the_ouskull wrote:I can't imagine any OTHER reason that all of these "legendary" posters aren't hanging out any more.

I hear some 'legends' prefer to post at the girl board more than this board.
Is that an indictment on this board or on them ... ?

Oh wellz, everyone is free to post their important messages at a message board of their choice.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:17 am

poptart wrote: post their important messages

I laughed.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:34 pm

Oh yeah, I often laugh at poptart. Key word being at.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:48 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
the_ouskull wrote:Anybody who goes past that point...
I'll take .net posters for $500.

I see irrational exuberance has unduly escalated asset values again.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:13 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
the_ouskull wrote:Anybody who goes past that point...
I'll take .net posters for $500.
I see irrational exuberance has unduly escalated asset values again.

PSGREENSPAN strikes again.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:43 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
poptart wrote: post their important messages
I laughed.

You've never read the girl's board ... ?
Yes, extremely critical shit goes on there.

I wonder which poster will be the most Douged today .... ?

I mean, hell, 75% of the threads even trump AOL Teen Chat for overall acumen.
It's about Goob's level.

hARd tO bELieVe thYE haVen,t ReCrUiTeD hIm vIgoROuslY wItH PrOmIsEs oF mS. CuMdUmP's mIlK AnD FaTsAk'S hOnEy.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:51 pm

Geez, poppy, I don’t ever read that board. Seems you’re quite familiar with it, however. And it’s always fresh when you recycle your whiny little rant about a troll-free board. Really, it is.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:11 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'll take .net posters for $500.

How's your tutorials going over there, Professor? Have your efforts lowered the tard coefficient to your liking?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:12 pm

I'm good with trolls, Goobs.
I know how to go that route.

When a board is nearly 2 yrs old and the only identity it's MAIN FORUM has forged is that of a short bus stuck & spinning it's wheels in the mud -- while retards flail, flop, and jizz themselves to it, there might be some issues to look at.

On the good days here though, the McLaughlin Group is the shit.
I dig that.

It's all thumbs up here, Goober.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:19 pm

OK, poppy, are you talking about this board, or another board? It’s all thumbs up our asses, or what?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:43 pm

If this board would get the Cul de Smack squared away it'd be, hands down, the best 'Rome' board going.
I don't know what the 'vision' the smart men here have for the Cul de Smack is -- or maybe they don't have one.
I dunno.
Maybe they like it as is.
That's possible.

In that case, they're fucking idiots.

I'm just opining.
Doesn't mean I don't still luv everyone.

Even if they're ignorant fucking dipshits.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:54 pm

You really long for the good old days at TNW, don’t you? No trolls, IP numbers displayed, etc. You should really just go set up such a board yourself, and quit bitching about this one. TNW was a boring bag of shit, BTW.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:02 pm

TNW failed because it became a political blog ...... before there were political blogs.
It was ahead of it's time.

Go figure.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:09 pm

poptart wrote:TNW failed because it became a political blog ...... before there were political blogs.
It was ahead of it's time.

Go figure.

we we're kind of epcot like that.....

i blame Mild7......

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:09 pm

It was a tedious amalgam of self-absorbed preeners, control freaks and drama queens. Yeah, real ground-breaking stuff.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:11 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:It was a tedious amalgam of self-absorbed preeners, control freaks and drama queens. Yeah, real ground-breaking stuff.

who you calling a control freak asshat.......

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:13 pm

Felix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:It was a tedious amalgam of self-absorbed preeners, control freaks and drama queens. Yeah, real ground-breaking stuff.
who you calling a control freak asshat.......

Not you, Felix, I had you down as a preener. Feel better? :wink:

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