FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:02 am

Douchebag wrote:while I'm down there

Yeah, while you're at it could you go ahead and gargle that last drop of sweat off my ballbag?

By the way, which one of you fucksucks is coming back in a body bag?

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:27 am

A-Bomb wrote:i've got some fuckin cloves

cloves? You gonna bake a ham? Mulling spices for cider?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:17 pm

Mmmm....cloves and roast beef.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:35 pm

Douchebag wrote:i'm also talkikng to patsy stone about her sucking my dick more than once while I'm down there.

You're at the end of a very long line for that. She likes heterosexuals anyways, so that takes you and the crew out of consideration.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:12 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:
Douchebag wrote:i'm also talkikng to patsy stone about her sucking my dick more than once while I'm down there.
You're at the end of a very long line for that. She likes heterosexuals anyways, so that takes you and the crew out of consideration.

PLus she probably doesn't like him because his tits are bigger than hers.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:58 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:PLus she probably doesn't like him because his tits are bigger than hers.

That just isn't possible.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:03 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:You're at the end of a very long line for that. She likes heterosexuals anyways, so that takes you and the crew out of consideration.

Ummmm, aren't you the guy that turned down a date with patsy stone?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:07 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Ummmm, aren't you the guy that turned down a date with patsy stone?

I don't know how serious she was being in that thread, but I am already taking a female with me to the concert.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:45 pm

So no update on the ass humping...errrr...whooping tour?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:57 pm

What'd I miss?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:03 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:What'd I miss?

I’d guess everything from about 6th grade on.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:11 pm

not to mention every good looking woman he's ever come in contact with.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:19 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: I’d guess everything from about 6th grade on.

Well, I did graduate high school, but one could argue that my HS diploma is equivalent to a 6th grade education considering Texas education system.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:20 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:So no update on the ass humping...errrr...whooping tour?

I am presuming Cicero and Co. finished the job that PSU started.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:22 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:not to mention every good looking woman he's ever come in contact with.

ummm...no. Nice try, sport.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:23 pm

The mexican masons softened Douchebag up to the point where Crowneroo had a shot. My guess is that Sissyberius is using puka shells as anal beads right now

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:40 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:I am presuming Cicero and Co. finished the job that PSU started.

That was considerate of PSUFAN to loosen him up for those Festivus guys.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:41 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:not to mention every good looking woman he's ever come in contact with.
ummm...no. Nice try, sport.

Oh, so you used to hook up with all the hotties, but when you decided to settle down and get married you decided that a water buffalo was a suitable mate. Gotcha.

RumpleForeskin wrote:To be fair.....so you know more about me. Here is a pic of my wife and her friend. Friend is left and Wife is right.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:42 pm

DB and the Tampa Doughbrains are a natural, snug fit.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:45 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: I’d guess everything from about 6th grade on.
Well, I did graduate high school, but one could argue that my HS diploma is equivalent to a 6th grade education considering Texas education system.

Plausible.

How is the mountain of jelly you call a wife? Any new pics for us?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:47 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Oh, so you used to hook up with all the hotties, but when you decided to settle down and get married you decided that a water buffalo was a suitable mate. Gotcha.

Leach. Let it go. Obsession doesn't suit you well.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:58 pm

Obsession? You’re the one who chose to post the picture of Hogzilla.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:01 pm

Hogzilla was not willing. Mrs. RF could not be more willing. She's always searching for the dude strong enough to hold back her flabsteaks long enough to hit paydirt with the pickaxe.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:30 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Hogzilla was not willing. Mrs. RF could not be more willing. She's always searching for the dude strong enough to hold back her flabsteaks long enough to hit paydirt with the pickaxe.

You'll never learn.