A Shout Out to THE tards of T1B

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:32 pm

For my epic 10K post, I wanted to thank those that bring their sadly diminished game to the board - a Rank 'Em, Ignominy style.

10. sirfindafold - was there ever a poster that went south so resoundingly? We all chuckled at the WGAF posts back on SC...the growing green stuff was pretty funny, too...but now, all this dipshit can do is CTRL-KC in crap from his joke site mailing list? EPIC, man...keep it up, killer.

9. PrimeX - rather than knock the cover off, PrimeX has indeed sewn it on all the tighter - AND he's linked to a lot of lame ass music to boot.

8. Schmick/ToeJam - dude's brad impression just isn't up to snuff. Have you ever been missed by a bear claw? Go suck off a dirtbike tailpipe.

7. trev - sister has a good excuse for her failing contributions to the board...I keep logging her out every other day. Have you ever been more soaked in inanity than when you are reading a trev post? My bad for missing half of the days.

6. Biggie - has there ever been a smaller poster than Biggie? Maybe his real problem is that his cunt has ballooned up so large that it lifts him right out of his seat, away from his keyboard. Wade in the Water, children. shutyomouth's gonna trouble the water.

5. Battery Chucka One - BCO is such a tremendously feeble-minded poster that he's almost become rackable. It takes fucking hard work to be this bad, but he's got it in spades - he's the Stradivarius of shit posting.

4. BSmack - dude - get off the submit button. You're making LoganFan look sparing. Did you get a sympathetic pornstache yet?

3. RumpleForeskin - dude, did you think this was a goddamn sty? Keep that pig out of here.

2. Bacefelicious - dude likes quality posting...so he goes to TardTrain, dons a Morrissey avatard, and begs Miss Conduct for cleavage shots? Righteous, my man. Go take a victory lap around BODEistan with your lathered-up poodle.

1. MgoBlueLightSpecial - just kidding. Rack that guy, assholes.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:46 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:49 pm

Milestone posts are so-o-o-o-o .net. If you’d like, I’ll go over there and post it with my “Monen” nic.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:52 pm

Jsc810 wrote:I never make a list.

Why do you think that is? Diet? Or genetics?

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:02 pm

Jsc810 wrote:I never make a list.

me neither

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:04 pm

PSUFAN wrote:the Stradivarius of shit posting.

Reasonably epic.

2. Bacefelicious - dude likes quality posting...so he goes to TardTrain, dons a Morrissey avatard, and begs Miss Conduct for cleavage shots? Righteous, my man. Go take a victory lap around BODEistan with your lathered-up poodle.

Also reasonably epic.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:07 pm

DiT wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:I never make a list.
me neither

Go Paint My Wagon.

--rts

Boomer!

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:46 pm

I am EXTREMELY disappointed in my ranking, PSU. I thought it would be higher. Just goes to show no matter how hard I try, I can't even be the best at being the worst. Fuck all of you.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:49 pm

Do you motorboat your pig's armpit flabdunes? Just wondering.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:50 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Do you motorboat your pig's armpit flabdunes? Just wondering.

Yes

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:05 pm

It is a TRAVESTY that I didn't make that list.

Eat a dick, PSUFAN.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:15 pm

Wow..."reading comprehension," much?

What part of "diminished game" are you struggling with?

If anyone would care to cite a link, or even make any sort of case that Fat Paul, or any of the other clowns referred to as the "KC Crew" ever had some game to become "diminished" to begin with...

Then this thread will grow some serious legs.

Roy · Post by **Roy** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:16 pm

I'll go ahead and assume I'm listed under "also receiving votes"

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:19 pm

Any mention of these alleged KC tards really gives me no shot at the title, huh? I guess the only way to have a shot is post a pic of myself.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:19 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Wow..."reading comprehension," much?

What part of "diminished game" are you struggling with?

If anyone would care to cite a link, or even make any sort of case that Fat Paul, or any of the other clowns referred to as the "KC Crew" ever had some game to become "diminished" to begin with...

Then this thread will grow some serious legs.

I've LOST more game than you'll ever HAVE, runt.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:29 pm

RevLimiter wrote: I've LOST more game than you'll ever HAVE, runt.

Uhm...remind me again which one of us takes trips to the archives for relating humorous tales of nailing nonretentive skanks in the Wrong Hole, lusting after palsied chicks, and for being an all-around funny guy...

and which one of us is so freaking lame, that they actually got banned from this place for sucking?

Of the two of us, which roles does each occupy?

Hey Paul -- remind us of that one JOKE you made that was really funny?

How about that EPIC post you once made about...anything?

Which one of us is known for coming up with off-the-wall contrarianism, and which one of us boasts as our greatest claim-to-fame the ability to C&P someone else's posts to try and appear intelligent?

Remind me when you suddenly were sporting a posting resume that somehow qualifies you to actually judge other posts?

Which one of us is known for our words, and which one of us is known for our laughable physique?

I'll hold my breath, Fatass.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:29 pm

Then this thread will grow some serious legs.

Not until we post pics or drop names that are years oldy and moldy.

That stuff is always funny.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:39 pm

C'mon, Paul...tell us about all of this "game" you lost...we're waiting.

Tell us more about how epic you are.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:02 pm

You put all that effort into arguing why you're a better poster than KCPaul?! Don't you have better things to do with your time? Seriously. That could have been refuted with a simple ":lol:" or "Bwa...next".

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:11 pm

OCmike wrote:You put all that effort into arguing why you're a better poster than KCPaul?

While on the surface, it may appear that way to the casual observer...

The answer is an emphatic "no."

See, I was employing an age-old internet trick known as "baiting."

The rationale behind this was to draw just enough ire from Tub-Of-Goo 3.0 to get him to try and defend himself, after which, I'm fairly confident a hilarious pile-on would ensue.

Now normally, I wouldn't share the inner-workings of my devious messageboard plots, but in this case, I was willing to make an exception. The Tard(I believe employing this overused term is warranted in this instance, pending your approval) being targetted here is so freaking brain-dead, that even after I explain my intentions, he'll still fall for it...probably by C&Ping some smack he saw on a board he believes no one here ever views.

But...let's just keep that our little secret, OK OC?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:35 pm

Densehole wrote:See, I was employing an age-old internet trick known as "baiting."

Funny you mention that, because YOU TOOK IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER- you're ensuing meltdown is clear proof, Sport.

Seriously Densehole, tighten it up.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:46 pm

RevLimiter wrote:YOU TOOK IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER

So, see if I've got this right -- you thought your best defense here was to go the "IKYABWAI Variant" route?

And you wonder why you're considered one of the biggest fucking morons in history?

But wait...there's more...

meltdown

What's amatter? Did you lose your bookmark to your favorite :hugemeltdown.jpg: ?

IKYABWAI?...check

Meltdown accusations?...check.

C'mon, you fat lump of shit...drop the "I have BODE" or "I'm in your dome," and complete the boardbitch trifecta...you can do it...you have enough times in the past, it's known for fact you can...just pull the trigger on that BODE declaration...if you're having trouble, maybe use the search feature, and you can C&P someone else employing the dreaded "I've got BODE" tactic.

C'mon...don't leave us hanging, you obese piece of shit.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:48 pm

top ten?

Don't we have to have ten posters first?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:53 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Densehole wrote:See, I was employing an age-old internet trick known as "baiting."
Funny you mention that, because YOU TOOK IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER- you're ensuing meltdown is clear proof, Sport.

Seriously Densehole, tighten it up.

Look,
I'm just a casual yet bored observer here. If you are going to post "I Surrender" type response just go ahead and find a picture of white flag or any person from France. You should really keep one handy.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:48 pm

Dinsdale wrote:C'mon, Paul...tell us about all of this "game" you lost...we're waiting.

Tell us more about how epic you are.

The motherlode of all beatdown threads.

I just don't know how one can survive that kind of abuse and not wind up in WMMHC (Western Missouri Mental Health Center) under constant surveillance.

Sheesh Dins, you almost have to admire the guy for being able to survive that. Almost.

Are you equally adept at severing the legs of grasshoppers and placing them on anthills for idle amusement?

Rack you, I guess.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:24 am

Dinsdale wrote:C'mon, you fat lump of shit...drop the "I have BODE" or "I'm in your dome," and complete the boardbitch trifecta...you can do it...you have enough times in the past, it's known for fact you can...just pull the trigger on that BODE declaration...if you're having trouble, maybe use the search feature, and you can C&P someone else employing the dreaded "I've got BODE" tactic.

C'mon...don't leave us hanging, you obese piece of shit.

I didn't need to....isn't it painfully obvious to those of us with an IQ higher than yours?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:44 am

PSUFAN wrote:2. Bacefelicious - dude likes quality posting...so he goes to TardTrain, dons a Morrissey avatard, and begs Miss Conduct for cleavage shots? Righteous, my man. Go take a victory lap around BODEistan with your lathered-up poodle.

hahaha

But you've got it all wrong, PSU.
A torn rotator clit landed Bace on the 15 day DL.
Rehab was spotty, and in an effort to find his game he headed to the minors to take cuts at melons tossed up by Logan, Doug, Fatsak, some dumb chick, some dumber chick, Funker, Fatask, Fatsak, Doug, and Fatsakdoug.

When Bace is swingin' a righteous stick again he'll get the call back up.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:09 am

Y2K wrote: Look,
I'm just a casual yet bored observer here. If you are going to post "I Surrender" type response just go ahead and find a picture of white flag or any person from France. You should really keep one handy.

Should I update this for Paul?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:55 am

Watch out, Hoontah, or our Paul will be pawnin off an economy box o' Milk Duds at the office.
Scrounge up $4.39 & pay uncle Scott to put a blistering post up for him.

Either that or search up somethin' of orc's in 'chives that'll work to smack your ass silly.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:55 pm

That's a funny wytch job, HH - but be careful, or CTRL-KCPaul will misrepresent it as his own work at his Pilates class.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:30 pm

Funny stuff. Yeah.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:20 pm

Whew

:whipes forehead:

My don't stir the waters approach kept me out of the top 10.

I'll take my 11th place finish and be proud.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:56 pm

I preferred your "Don't post at all" approach more.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:58 pm

RevLimiter wrote:runt.

at first glance this seemed ludicrously random but I guess from where you stand (aswim in flubber) most of the human race might appear smaller than actual size.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:59 pm

rom where you stand (aswim in flubber)

heh heh

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