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RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm just well educated about my hometown.
Btw...OC, when is the humpday challenge going to feature Houston stuff?
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Racists aren't part of the solution either.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm just well educated about my hometown.
Btw...OC, when is the humpday challenge going to feature Houston stuff?

Hopefully when there’s several questions related to a monumental disaster that in the recent past wiped out most of Houston.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Hopefully when there’s several questions related to a monumental disaster that in the recent past wiped out most of Houston.
Where are you from?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Hopefully when there’s several questions related to a monumental disaster that in the recent past wiped out most of Houston.
Where are you from?
You really need to read more and post not at all. What a fucking moron.
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Where are you from?
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What part of "Where are you from" don't you understand?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Where are you from?
Where are you from?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:What part of "Where are you from" don't you understand?
what part of 'mvscal' don't you understand, 'Skin?

[edit - I thought it was mvscal he was asking this of]
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TotalWasteofSkin wrote:What part of "Where are you from" don't you understand?

What part of “read more” are you struggling to grasp? Within the past week I have mentioned where I was originally from. Within the past 5 hours I have indicated where I live. Not sure what all of that has to do with this thread, but feel free to go looking. Also feel free to go fuck yourself.
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Mr T wrote:Where are you from?
Houston
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Mr T wrote:Where are you from?
Houston
Too close to New Orleans.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Once I see that area, it may be too much to have to come back here. I am so burned out on the ignorance and the crime and the fact that a "major" newspaper in my state would be promoting this garbage.
You live in the black belt and you are just now noticing this.
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BSmack wrote:Too close to New Orleans.
Hence the name of my location in my profile.

Simple mathematics. We took on nearly 200,000 balcks and the crime rate increased significantly. Coincidence? I think not.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:We took on nearly 200,000 balcks
Is this an average day for you and your wife?

BTW, Where are you from?
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SlopedForeheadskin wrote:Where are you from?
What the fuck is this? Match.com?
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Sudden Sam wrote: It's been bad for a long time, but you can't imagine how much it's ramped up lately.
I can imagine. I havent been to montgomery in a year but I imagine it is still just as bad as it was then if not worse.

Move up to North Alabama. No hurricanes, just tennessee retards.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
BSmack wrote:Too close to New Orleans.
Hence the name of my location in my profile.

Simple mathematics. We took on nearly 200,000 balcks and the crime rate increased significantly. Coincidence? I think not.
Not much of a Deadhead eh?
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Mr T wrote:BTW, Where are you from?
Houston
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm just well educated about my hometown.
Btw...OC, when is the humpday challenge going to feature Houston stuff?
Well considering most of the questions are related to history (saying Houston's is boring is being kind) or success in sports, pretty much never. Wait, scratch that. I remember asking a Houston related question once a long time ago. It was, "Who was quarterbacking the Buffalo Bills when they beat the Oilers in the AFC playoffs by making the biggest comeback in playoff history?" :lol: I believe the score was 35-3 and Houston lost 38-35. Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

And no, I don't give a shit about the Rockets two rings in the 90's. The NBA is entertainment, not a sport. When players routinely take 3 steps right in front of the official and don't get called for travelling, because it makes for entertaining dunks, the sport's a joke.
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The influx of balcks in the Houston area after Katrina was really like piling shit on top of shit.
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OCmike wrote:"Who was quarterbacking the Buffalo Bills when they beat the Oilers in the AFC playoffs by making the biggest comeback in playoff history?" :lol: I believe the score was 35-3 and Houston lost 38-35.

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OCmike wrote:Well considering most of the questions are related to history (saying Houston's is boring is being kind) or success in sports, pretty much never. Wait, scratch that. I remember asking a Houston related question once a long time ago. It was, "Who was quarterbacking the Buffalo Bills when they beat the Oilers in the AFC playoffs by making the biggest comeback in playoff history?" :lol: I believe the score was 35-3 and Houston lost 38-35. Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
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I fucking can't believe they blew that game. It was a microcosm of the entire Oilers franchise and their history. At least the Texans don't give us false hope.
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Frank Reich, too.

Alright, smart guy, what college did he go to?
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OCmike wrote:Frank Reich, too.

Alright, smart guy, what college did he go to?
He was chilling on the sidelines behind Boomer at Maryland. Except when he got called in to mop up a game against Miami and wound up leading the biggest NCAA D-1 comeback of all time.
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BSmack wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
BSmack wrote:Too close to New Orleans.
Hence the name of my location in my profile.

Simple mathematics. We took on nearly 200,000 balcks and the crime rate increased significantly. Coincidence? I think not.
Not much of a Deadhead eh?
Sure he is. Just not that kind of deadhead.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Don't know if any of you are hip/hop fans, . . .
Let's just say that I'd rather be married to your wife than be a hip-hop fan, and leave it at that.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:Let's just say that I'd rather be married to your wife than be a hip-hop fan, and leave it at that.
So would I....and I am. Who wouldn't?
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:Let's just say that I'd rather be married to your wife

I imagine you can honestly say that to most people.
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Nice. A lot of folks don't realize that Texas--and much of the southwest (and most of California)--wasn't meant for human habitation. That is, without the Christer zeal and arrogant irrigation stunts, the human population in this broad area would be about one Apache per two hundred miles. And yet, you probably think--without really thinking about it--that you're smarter than a coyote. Wrong. (btw, a $2,500 reward has been posted for the assassins of three porpoises found "whacked" on the beach in NoCal--no bullshit, some walking automaton with a 2nd amendment hunting/target practice 30.06 saw fit to execute a few of these suspiciously liberal yammering sea mammals. That's where we really are) Carry on.
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Back in the old days, Earth wasn't meant for human habitation. But, the Manifest Destiny and its craven servants changed all that.
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I think he's trying to say that we should still be roaming the savanah, eating only that which we can run down and kill with a stick. not sur ehow this jives with his commie workers paradise. I guess it means that all sticks would be government issued and that wilderbeast you kill gets divied up among the village.
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No, I'm saying that porpoise assassins are out there right now--with a price on their heads. I'm saying that Texans are dumber than the average coyote, and that Christers are dumber than rocks, and that reckless irrigation projects are a much bigger problem than of which you're presently aware. And other stuff.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:No, I'm saying that porpoise assassins are out there right now
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