Just in case any of you haven't figured it out yet

[poptart]

There's a 63 post 'President Bush is a dummy' thread at the top of the Cul de Wack' forum.

This is a problem.

[Mister Bushice]

and one 43 post "this board sucks" thread.

Good thing the names are different. Otherwise I'd be hard pressed to pick the most boring one of the two.

Why is a boring message board a problem for you? It's been this way all over the place for the last few years. Everything gets watered down over time as people move on and more smaller boards open up.

OC Mike is right. Pick the one you like and don't go to the ones you don't like. It's not that complicated.

[Qbert]

OC Mike is right. Pick the one you like and don't go to the ones you don't like. It's not that complicated.

SHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Bushie....can U PM me when.....<Ctrl-c> adhere's to this?

poppy

Yes, redunency is a Problem....but, how much Stuff can you recycle? and this GROUP has been recycling the SAME Stuff for over 7 Years.

...uhhh....Mr. Frosted Breakfast Pastry....errr....you're Take on the BUSH Thread is....yadda yadda....etc...are you gonna WOK or Run today?

think that I like typing that?

its Easy?

(well, its STUPID!)

IKWYABWAI RULEZ this KC HABITAT!

[PSUFAN]

Easy on little coodes, folks. He knows his only shot at the archives is to pimp out his colon as a plunger rickshaw. So just line up, slam them home, and hope the darn thing doesn't rip.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Less readable? Thanks to me, PSUFAN, etc.? Link that one up little tard, I dare you.

You can start HERE

^^^^^^

That was a truly inspired insipid response Cooter.

Now kindly hit the eXit.

[Cuda]

Close 'er down, tweek a few thing, resolve to do a few things differently, have everyone re-register, and open shop again.

Too Jewish (only a very select few will get this)

Maybe appoint Cuda the board czar too.

Good idea, but I have my hands full keeping THE a Tard Free Zone.

[Smackie Chan]

Seems we're talkin' two issues (at least) here: 1) Quality 2) Quantity

The second one is easier to fix than the first. The obvious solution would be to get rid of all the parochial forums, and open the Cul de Smack up to all topics. The only other forums should be Archives and TROTS.

With more posters visiting this forum (because there would be no others at T1B on which to post), there's a chance the quality would also improve. Of course, there's an equal chance that it will get worse. But at least there would be more traffic.

A compromise would be to set up the forum so that when someone starts a thread, that individual would have to select a menu option identifying the category of the topic (general, sports, politics, cooking, etc.). A feature could be made available that would allow viewers who are only interested in a particular category to sort on it, thereby giving them the opportunity to bypass/ignore the rest of the threads (much like visiting a specialty forum). Threads could then be displayed with most recent posts at the top within each category, or without respect to categories, depending on individual desires. Basically, it'd be a best of both worlds scenario - heavier traffic in the main forum, with the option to choose categories within it, rather than a multitude of slow forums.

Just my $0.02.

[Invictus]

Close 'er down, tweek a few thing, resolve to do a few things differently, have everyone re-register, and open shop again.

Too Jewish (only a very select few will get this)

No, not really.

sincerely,
Everyone on here who knows you quote continually from the same Mel Brooks movie.

[Goober McTuber]

Seems we're talkin' two issues (at least) here: 1) Quality 2) Quantity

The second one is easier to fix than the first. The obvious solution would be to get rid of all the parochial forums, and open the Cul de Smack up to all topics. The only other forums should be Archives and TROTS.

With more posters visiting this forum (because there would be no others at T1B on which to post), there's a chance the quality would also improve. Of course, there's an equal chance that it will get worse. But at least there would be more traffic.

A compromise would be to set up the forum so that when someone starts a thread, that individual would have to select a menu option identifying the category of the topic (general, sports, politics, cooking, etc.). A feature could be made available that would allow viewers who are only interested in a particular category to sort on it, thereby giving them the opportunity to bypass/ignore the rest of the threads (much like visiting a specialty forum). Threads could then be displayed with most recent posts at the top within each category, or without respect to categories, depending on individual desires. Basically, it'd be a best of both worlds scenario - heavier traffic in the main forum, with the option to choose categories within it, rather than a multitude of slow forums.

Just my $0.02.

Interesting idea, Smackie, but I think there are certain posters that hit specialized forums that want no part of the main forum. They’d probably just bail altogether.

I don’t see where the main forum is all that bad. It’s a little slow at times, big deal. Go read a fucking book.

Goddamn ADHD twats like Cooter think they have to be continually entertained. Go buy a fucking dildo.

[PSUFAN]

Well, most of his attention is focused on keeping Biggie's grapesack nit-free. It might be possible to plunger him unawares, amid all the head-bobbing.

[Smackie Chan]

Well, most of his attention is focused on keeping Biggie's grapesack nit-free.

Sadly, this seems to be occupying most of Biggie's attention, too.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Seems we're talkin' two issues (at least) here: 1) Quality 2) Quantity

The second one is easier to fix than the first. The obvious solution would be to get rid of all the parochial forums, and open the Cul de Smack up to all topics. The only other forums should be Archives and TROTS.

With more posters visiting this forum (because there would be no others at T1B on which to post), there's a chance the quality would also improve. Of course, there's an equal chance that it will get worse. But at least there would be more traffic.

A compromise would be to set up the forum so that when someone starts a thread, that individual would have to select a menu option identifying the category of the topic (general, sports, politics, cooking, etc.). A feature could be made available that would allow viewers who are only interested in a particular category to sort on it, thereby giving them the opportunity to bypass/ignore the rest of the threads (much like visiting a specialty forum). Threads could then be displayed with most recent posts at the top within each category, or without respect to categories, depending on individual desires. Basically, it'd be a best of both worlds scenario - heavier traffic in the main forum, with the option to choose categories within it, rather than a multitude of slow forums.

Just my $0.02.

There's all that. And then there's telling the whiney fuckstains like Cuda to fuck off. That route is going swimmingly.

[Smackie Chan]

Seems we're talkin' two issues (at least) here: 1) Quality 2) Quantity

The second one is easier to fix than the first. The obvious solution would be to get rid of all the parochial forums, and open the Cul de Smack up to all topics. The only other forums should be Archives and TROTS.

With more posters visiting this forum (because there would be no others at T1B on which to post), there's a chance the quality would also improve. Of course, there's an equal chance that it will get worse. But at least there would be more traffic.

A compromise would be to set up the forum so that when someone starts a thread, that individual would have to select a menu option identifying the category of the topic (general, sports, politics, cooking, etc.). A feature could be made available that would allow viewers who are only interested in a particular category to sort on it, thereby giving them the opportunity to bypass/ignore the rest of the threads (much like visiting a specialty forum). Threads could then be displayed with most recent posts at the top within each category, or without respect to categories, depending on individual desires. Basically, it'd be a best of both worlds scenario - heavier traffic in the main forum, with the option to choose categories within it, rather than a multitude of slow forums.

Just my $0.02.

There's all that. And then there's telling the whiney fuckstains like Cuda to fuck off. That route is going swimmingly.

True, but that's only good for a day or two at a time. Then it's back to the same ol' ho-hum 'til Coods pries himself away from Hosedboard long enough to come back in here for another steaming pile of abuse. With heavier traffic, we might be able to, like, set some sort of Guinness record for creating the most heavily adorned plunger peacock. 'Course, given recent history, Cood's would have his work cut out for him trying to top BSmack.

Personally, it doesn't matter to me either way. I don't spend enough time here anymore to keep up with the light traffic as it is, so if it were any heavier, there'd just be more that I'd miss. Just thought I'd offer a suggestion to speed things up a bit for the regulars.

[Mister Bushice]

Maybe appoint Cuda the board czar too.

Good idea, but I have my hands full keeping THE a Tard Free Zone.

You not posting there again would accomplish that.

[Cuda]

Close 'er down, tweek a few thing, resolve to do a few things differently, have everyone re-register, and open shop again.

Too Jewish (only a very select few will get this)

No, not really.

sincerely,
Everyone on here who knows you quote continually from the same Mel Brooks movie.

You picked up the single part of the double æntendre. Think harder!

Biggie's grapesack

You seem to have a double obsession. Feel free to not fill us in if you don't mind.

[bbqjones]

Biggie's grapesack

You seem to have a double obsession. Feel free to not fill us in if you don't mind.

this is niot going well for yor coods., lets rethink this . perhaps a surge or or somehting of drudge . lets. do . this. ill shit, ill be up for another forty 6t minutes befiore i get divorced. take yor time, im going to take a nap.

tell primex and helmet hi for me. faggot.

[Cuda]

post more, read less, jonsey

[War Wagon]

I don’t see where the main forum is all that bad. It’s a little slow at times, big deal. Go read a fucking book.

Goddamn ADHD twats like Cooter think they have to be continually entertained. Go buy a fucking dildo.

snort... Goobs, you fucker, you owe me a Bud Light. No, not a nancy boy midwestern micro brew pale ale, just an honest mans beer. Fucker...

Oh, and I see Coods is whining again about the 'quality' of the board and lining up for the insipient plungers that he knew would be forthcoming. Same trolling song, different verse.

Fuck off, Coods. Maybe go get a job and/or a life and realize that there's more to life than an internet message board, you pathetic loser.

[Mister Bushice]

I don’t see where the main forum is all that bad. It’s a little slow at times, big deal. Go read a fucking book.

Goddamn ADHD twats like Cooter think they have to be continually entertained. Go buy a fucking dildo.

snort... Goobs, you fucker, you owe me a Bud Light. No, not a quality micro brew pale ale, just a broke-dick mans beer.

ft..

[rozy]

There's a 63 post 'President Bush is a dummy' thread at the top of the Cul de Wack' forum.

This is a problem.

Yep. And when I try to do anything about it I get crucified. 'Swhy I decided to start caring again somewhere around the year 2439 A.D.

RACK Jonesy

[RevLimiter]

From L-R: T1B, Coodah

Says Coodah: "Thank you, may I have another?"

[Cuda]

Nice red x there, Paula.

You're a prime example of what I'm talking about.
Thanks for not disappointing

[Felix]

happy 5.9k post there cudes.....

archive material.......

[RevLimiter]

Nice red x there, Paula.

You're a prime example of what I'm talking about.
Thanks for not disappointing

Don't blame me- blame your dial-up connection.