If nobody would respond to IB...

[TenTallBen]

...or acknowledge her/his/its presence here then her/him/it might go away. Face it. You want her/his/its dumbass around. I haven't seen this much traffic here in a while. Wonder why? Basically you all need someone to gang up on and she/he/it always to fit the bill in that respect.

You should be glad she/he/it is around.

[RadioFan]

Please pile on.

Go away, as you usually do, during football season. Pussy.

[TenTallBen]

...I haven't seen this much traffic here in a while.

Same here,

The tree.

That's an original one! I haven't heard that one before!!!

No wonder this place has grown stale.

[TenTallBen]

Please pile on.

Go away, as you usually do, during football season. Pussy.

Pile on all you want. That is exactly my point.

Like sharks to the blood in the water, except it's always the same old blood and never any new....

[RadioFan]

Like sharks to the blood in the water, except it's always the same old blood and never any new....

So what have you done, to bring in new blood?

I've tainted relatives, friends and strangers, some of whom are actually new posters, though you wouldn't know it, because you don't visit any other forum except this one.

Your bullshit is worse than this so-called "blood and never any new," as you call it.

Stop bitching and start creating, dumbfuck. You bitching is like Toddowen threatening suicide, mvscal saying "dumbfuck," and wolfman using exclamation points.

Log in and say something or get the fuck out. Nobody needs you.

[RadioFan]

Btw, TTB, why dodge my football smack?

Ooops, where'd ya go?

Jackass.

[TenTallBen]

Btw, TTB, why dodge my football smack?

Ooops, where'd ya go?

Jackass.

Umm...where did I dodge any football smack before? The season is only a month and a half away. I'm not going anywhere.

LSU and the Saints, motherfuckers!

[RadioFan]

Two words, in TTB-speak, idiot:

Umm...

LSU

You really don't want to go here. Or do I need to link you up to the latent CFB threads upon which you abdicated?

You're a fraud, TTBandwagon.

[RadioFan]

Btw, me calling you out doesn't count for "new blood" in here, so get busy and stop bitching.

This is your thread.

[poptart]

TardTard, in real life I'm sure you're an all-around dyn0mite guy, but message board speaking, your dick is pitifully limp.

What say you just back off for a while and watch, say, ..... Logan, operate?

Take some notes.
Pick up some pointers.
Watch the subtle nuances.
See how he works the board.

Then come back in and be a new man.


Do dat.

[TenTallBen]

Tomorrow.

[poptart]

TenTallBen was run.

[PSUFAN]

I'm honestly at a loss as to TTB's motives for keeping this place in his bookmarks. A casual glance at his posts reveals him wailing like a skinned kitten about how things are slow here.

I think he's more comfortable at boards where threads are started more frequently than his piehole inhalations. No one is stopping him from attending those places. My only question is - why does he need this place to be like those?

If this board is slow due to a lack of spammers, then we're well on our way towards where we want to be, IMO.

In the happy in the meantime, TTB's purpose here is to act as a plunger pogostick. That works for me, as long as people remember to spray some lysol around after they pick him up and run him.

[Risa]

Except he's right, PSU. Except for the glad part.

[PSUFAN]

He's right that this board is all about ganging up on halfwits? What a brilliant fucking realization.

[Risa]

He's right that you don't feed, if you're that upset. And it's not really fair to diss on TTB (to the rest of you) for not responding quickly when it's the middle of the fucking night. People need to sleep. Or jump to other threads elsewhere. Or whatever.

[poptart]

TenTard always comes in and burps some ass-weak shit out and then goes off to sleep in his vomit.

Fuck him.

[BSmack]

...or acknowledge her/his/its presence here then her/him/it might go away. Face it. You want her/his/its dumbass around. I haven't seen this much traffic here in a while. Wonder why? Basically you all need someone to gang up on and she/he/it always to fit the bill in that respect.

You should be glad she/he/it is around.

Yea, we should all thank IB for serving as Lab Rat's batting practice pitcher. Maybe we could put a plague somewhere on the site like Bank One Ball Park did when McGuire roided one through the outfield panels.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Maybe we could put a plague somewhere ...

I don't think you meant to use the word plague, but when talking about IB it does seem fitting.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Gee, TTB, thanks for the enlightenment. I had no idea that all this time Annie has been used as a punching bag to serve our comedic delights.

Way to go, Mr. Perceptive

But...

like a dirty, ditzy skank, she'll be fun at first and then we'll tire of her quickly.

[Mel Kiper]

Whiff

[PSUFAN]

TTB wants more traffic? Holy mother of fuck, hang on to your limbs!

--roadside flora and fauna

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Basically you all need someone to gang up on and she/he/it always to fit the bill in that respect.

Her sojourns into this message board differ from yours, uhm, how?

[Mikey]

Basically you all need someone to gang up on and she/he/it always to fit the bill in that respect.

Her sojourns into this message board differ from yours, uhm, how?

Word count.

[Trollfessor]

[BSmack]

Maybe we could put a plague somewhere ...

I don't think you meant to use the word plague, but when talking about IB it does seem fitting.

Call it a Fruedian slip. But be sure to give credit to Spencer.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Call it a Fruedian slip. But be sure to give credit to Spencer.

Of course, everyone knows that Frued was nothing without Spencer.

[LTS TRN 2]

Of course, everyone knows that Jeffery Masson, Sanskrit scholar from UC Berkeley, invited by Freud's daughter to be the FIRST person ever to examine Freud's letters, records, actual reports, shocked the Freudian orthodoxy and general public by presenting the plain unabashed evidence that Freud was a total quack--who would have been sued to his tits, if not imprisoned, for his astonishingly--what?..medieval?--procedures and deductions. Check it out,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Moussaieff_Masson

[OCmike]

...or acknowledge her/his/its presence here then her/him/it might go away.

She has proven time and again that she not only will shamelessly bump threads where no one responds to her scroll wheel-testing diatribes, but she'll even go so far as to respond to herself if no one responds to her.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

but she'll even go so far as to respond to herself if no one responds to her.

Bingo. Despite AP's theories on Annie on a Huffy in NM, shunning her actually creates more problems than it eliminates. The frustration of being ignored results in her interest veering off into a psychotic, self-absorbed state of rantings and ramblings. She can carry on a much more lengthy conversation with herself than anyone here.