Headed to Breckenridge...

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:07 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
Since when were you afraid of pussy.
Since when did I need to pack Everest gear to entertain a coupling?

You're into boys and she-males, then?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:28 pm

Actually, I'm hetero. As such, I enjoy coitus, or the thought of such, with...women.

Mt. Rumplewife and you present something different altogether. I suppose I could don a rain parka and a clothespin, place my gristle baton into a protuberant, bulbous, toaster-shaped sack of meat, hand-vise it together feverishly, and achieve an eventual climax. Yet, for what reason?

I'm into a little kink, but please. When even the stretchmarks are mountable, my restraint kicks in.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:31 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Actually, I'm hetero. As such, I enjoy coitus, or the thought of such, with...women.

Mt. Rumplewife and you present something different altogether. I suppose I could don a rain parka and a clothespin, place my gristle baton into a protuberant, bulbous, toaster-shaped sack of meat, hand-vise it together feverishly, and achieve an eventual climax. Yet, for what reason?

I don't know, another contribution to You-Tube?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:38 pm

Risa wrote: If I remember correctly, he described himself as 'quiet' in real life.

HUH?

You need to update your spreadsheets or something. About the only time I'm quiet is when I'm fishing, or hiding from Rumple's OL when she's in heat.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:53 pm

Good luck on that one, Dins. She's a seething mound of back-breaking lascivious conduct...but not so much recognizably female as she is clearly porcine. So - endure her barnyard advances, or suffer Risa's claim that you prefer more masculine fare.

Pigfucking or sodomy - GO!!!