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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:07 pm

Anybody see tammy faye on Larry King last night. Tried to find a pic, but couldn't.

Cancer is a motherfukker and if there is a god, a suspect he doesn't like tammy very much.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:17 pm

smackaholic wrote:Anybody see tammy faye on Larry King last night. Tried to find a pic, but couldn't.

Cancer is a motherfukker and if there is a god, a suspect he doesn't like tammy very much.

Tammy Faye is a nice person. Nobody (well, not many people) deserve to be eaten up by cancer. Marge Schott, I would laugh at. Imelda Marcos and Leona Helmsley, I would laugh at. Tammy Faye tried to make amends for the whole PTL bullshit, from what I understand.

She may or may not be subtly doing the 'woe is me' act with her blog (yes, she has a blog and a site), but I think she really is trying to put on a chipper face. Did you read about her 'hamburger' comment? She's trying to have a sense of humor, show she still has life, and she's 'still here', god can work miracles even if it isn't of the 'your cancer is completely removed' variety, about her disease instead of complaining about it in public.

Leave Tammy Faye alone, man.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:22 pm

I think she really is trying to put on a chipper face.

If you mean it looks like she walked into the business end of a wood chipper, then I'd agree.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:48 pm

If you’d really like to see “death warmed over, then reheated 16 times in a microwave”, go here:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestof ... ye.god.cnn

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:09 pm

I think I saw her at Disney Land in the Haunted House.

Anyone have her in the death pool? I'd say the points have already been won.

Amazing that in her corpse-like state she still managed to put on too much makeup.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:19 pm

Looks like she finally latched on to an effective weight loss strategy.

Maybe now she's really got religion.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:23 pm

Paging the Jack Kevorkian troll.

I just always figured that if Jsc were a woman that he'd look like this with all the problems he's had on the inside.

I think I'll just have a small slice of goat cheese, a half an apple and a nice glass of water for lunch.

Rip City

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:26 pm

Risa wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Anybody see tammy faye on Larry King last night. Tried to find a pic, but couldn't.

Cancer is a motherfukker and if there is a god, a suspect he doesn't like tammy very much.
Tammy Faye is a nice person. Nobody (well, not many people) deserve to be eaten up by cancer. Marge Schott, I would laugh at. Imelda Marcos and Leona Helmsley, I would laugh at. Tammy Faye tried to make amends for the whole PTL bullshit, from what I understand.

She may or may not be subtly doing the 'woe is me' act with her blog (yes, she has a blog and a site), but I think she really is trying to put on a chipper face. Did you read about her 'hamburger' comment? She's trying to have a sense of humor, show she still has life, and she's 'still here', god can work miracles even if it isn't of the 'your cancer is completely removed' variety, about her disease instead of complaining about it in public.

Leave Tammy Faye alone, man.

srsly, why do you post here?

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:29 pm

Looks like she is on the South Bronx Paradise Diet.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:30 pm

Leave Tammy Faye alone, man.

Go blow it out your thunderously flabby brown ASS, please.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:33 pm

Dog wrote:srsly, why do you post here?

Dog, I'm not positive, but many people believe that Otis is on vacation, without Internet access, in some Cabaret club in or near Ottawa. I could be wrong though.

Rip City

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:44 pm

Dog wrote:srsly, why do you post here?

et tu, canis?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:19 pm

Risa wrote:et tu, canis?

Dear Cancer,

I'm writing you this letter to totally WAR your new weight loss supplements! Mrs. Meds has always been a little on the husky side, but recently she started slamming Crisco into her grill like she was planning on installing a deep fryer in her boiler...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:29 pm

Better RACK the Mrs Meds/Mrs Skilla letter reset.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:50 am

A good night's sleep and she'll be just fine.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:12 am

Please don't stop sending money!

I'm not dead yet, I just look like it!

God will soon heal me with your generous offerings!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:16 am

I thought this was a Howard Dean thread.

Never mind.

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:09 am

I guess you all called that:

Tammy Faye takes the dirt nap

What timing too...That should mean bonus points in the death pool for Smackaholic, right???

Q, West Coast Style · Post by **Q, West Coast Style** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:15 am

Can't imagine much for the mortician to do. She's already been embalmed for 30 years.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:23 am

Q, West Coast Style wrote:Can't imagine much for the mortician to do. She's already been embalmed for 30 years.

According to Dlisted (strange spellings and missing text MK's):

Tammy Faye Messner passed away yesterday at her home from lung yesterday. She was 65. Larry King announced it on his show earlier this evening. He also said that she was cremated per her wishes. Tammy appeared on his show this week. When asked if she had a message for her fans. She told Larry:

"I'd like to say that I genuinely love you, and I genuinely care, and I genuinely want to see you in heaven someday. I want you to find peace. I want you to find joy"

I don't think Larry King should have used the word 'fans'. Tammy Faye wasn't a
celebrity like that. She was one of those Christian folks; if people met God through
her, then god bless; but was she really the type of person to think the world revolved
around her? and sought to have the world revolve around her?

From what I understand, she tried to make some amends after the PTL disaster. She
isn't a monster. She just shouldn't have played the happy Southern housewife, and
enjoyed the benefits of being willfully ignorant. But she did try to be a good person after.

RIP Tammy Faye

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:15 am

Risa, can you die next, please? I realize that the fat accumulation you've harvested might cause some significant delays in your decline and demise, but I believe, lord I believe, if you start now, we might be able to Larry King you into the afterworld by Christmastide.

Where there is hope, there will be joy.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:29 am

Mister Bushice wrote:Risa, can you die next, please?

Where there is hope, there will be joy.

a Simple Password JAM could suffice.

Sin,

trev

T1B

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