Lindsay Lohan deserves to be in jail

[Risa]

Whenever you drop 'dumbfuck' and 'idiot' and 'flaming' whatever, it means you
respect the opinion of the person who you're responding to.

pure bullshit.

Re-read when he does and does not drop it. Even include RevLimiter, recently,
in that re-reading. It's a backhanded honor to get a 'dumbfuck' from mvscal. It's
like winning a tin medal out of a crackerjack box.

Besides, the operative phrase is "Your ignorance is simply taken for granted,"
meaning he doesn't consider BSmack ignorant. He respects BSmack's opinion,
even though he doesn't agree with it. 'Dumbfuck' as backhanded honor, but still
an honor.

No bullshit.

Whenever you drop 'dumbfuck' and 'idiot' and 'flaming' whatever, it means you
respect the opinion of the person who you're responding to.

Nah... I just think you're a flaming idiot dumbfuck.

Like seriously and stuff.

Nah. It's not the same. You're not blunt like mvscal. Your ability to backhand
respectfully always follows a different, more creative course. Mvscal is the
Hoover Dam. You're the Colorado River.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Whenever you drop 'dumbfuck' and 'idiot' and 'flaming' whatever, it means you
respect the opinion of the person who you're responding to.

Waaaaaay off base on this one, Annie on a Huffy. I'm not going to speak for mvscal, but based on my observations, I'd say it goes a little more like this: if mvscal finds himself in disagreement with somebody whose opinion he respects, like say, MtLR, he'll simply cite his disagreement on the matter and leave it at that. If he found disagreement with somebody he disrespected and felt was actually a complete dumbfuck, like say Moving Sale, he'd cite his disgreement and then offer up a "dumbfuck." Or he might just offer up a dumbfuck, with no explanation, and leave it at that.

And the reason I know this is because I'm smarter than you.

[Risa]

If mvscal doesn't want to get into an argument/is disinterested, he doesn't drop the 'dumbfuck'.

If he wants to get into an argument, he drops the dumbfucks, the idiots, the nbombs (grenades, whatever), the whole 9 yards. It's his way of extending the conversation, of saying 'the ball is in your court now, i dare you/want you to send it back'. That is not the same as saying he disrespects someone's intellect. He wants a fight. Re-read him.

And the reason I know this is because I'm smarter than you.

Somebody's been sucking off Dinsdale again.

[Adelpiero]

c'mon lindsey, your on track for a breakout year.



sin,

my choice in death pool


i hit lindsey and the pool is over, thats major points

[PSUFAN]

Re-read when he does and does not drop it.

Totally unnecessary. mvscal calling you a dumbfuck is equivalent to stating the blatantly obvious.

[rozy]

Re-read when he does and does not drop it.

50k plus posts by him. Yeah, ok. Let's all get started.

Looks like it's about timeout time again. You show up and immediately race becomes the primary focus of many threads. So predictable and stoopit.

[Risa]

Re-read when he does and does not drop it.

50k plus posts by him. Yeah, ok. Let's all get started.

Looks like it's about timeout time again. You show up and immediately race becomes the primary focus of many threads. So predictable and stoopit.

Like the race-baiting and Rumple's "what we do/say when 'they' aren't around" honesty, that was going down here before I stepped foot here?

Whatever floats your boat, Roselyn.

and Adelpiero, Lindsay is on a death spiral, but Nicole Richie's fake baby is more likely to be flushed down the toilet sooner. And there's another ho (Ashley Simpson?) playing the 'belly rubbing and no drinks for me' attention grabbing game. Maybe Nicole really is pregnant... she's an ano, though, and apparently, anos can't get pregnant because they've already stopped menstruating. Who knows, though.

[quacker backer]

archive!!!!!





not

[Risa]

According to Dlisted, here is the 911 tape of Lindsay's assistants
mom calling them for assistance and telling them she's being
followed and is headed towards the police station:

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/0726_lohan_911.mp3


Something is up... I hope there's been a mix-up,
or somebody faked the tape, because the two women in
this tape keep saying that a MAN in a white GMC is following
them and that he got out of the car..... and the 911 operator
refers to the vehicle following them as a GMC pickup.

Also, the woman who has made the 911 call is too concerned
with saying 'omigod omigod omigod', instead of answering 911s
questions. When people do that, they're not really in any trouble...
that's why I'm hoping the tape is faked, or there's been a mix up.
I couldn't be a 911 operator, you're trying to help someone and
they're wasting your time by not answering your questions. You
know what you're doing -- why aren't they respecting that by
helping you to help them?

If this is legitimate..... who was the guy? and why don't the mom
and whoever else was in the car refer to Lindsay?

And maybe Lindsay Lohan WAS telling the truth that someone
was following HER, as she was being accused of following the
assistant's mom, this entire time? But who would do that?

[Dog]

Maybe Nicole really is pregnant... she's an ano, though, and apparently, anos can't get pregnant because they've already stopped menstruating. Who knows, though.

Okay, since my wife is an OBGYN, she'd kill me for 'sayin/askin this, but.....

You get pregnant when you're ovulating, not menstruating!?!?


Menstruating = no sex

Ovulating = horny sex

[Risa]

Maybe Nicole really is pregnant... she's an ano, though, and apparently, anos can't get pregnant because they've already stopped menstruating. Who knows, though.

Okay, since my wife is an OBGYN, she'd kill me for 'sayin/askin this, but.....

You get pregnant when you're ovulating, not menstruating!?!?


Menstruating = no sex

Ovulating = horny sex

What I mean is, if you're not menstruating your body has stopped doing what's
necessary in order to allow conception to take place. You bleed because sperm
and egg didn't hook up properly against the womb's wall, so the body is shedding
itself of the bloody nutrients that little life would have needed in order to grow.

So it's difficult to become pregnant when you've stopped menstruating. Or
so I've heard.

Your wife's an ObGyn? Does it freak you out or turn you on that she gets to
see more pussy than you?










As for Lindsay (yeah, no one cares), these are the three dudes who
(allegedly) were in the car with her, according to Dlisted and TMZ.

TMZ got interviews with the 3 men who claim they were in the car the night Lindsay Lohan allegedly chased down her assistant and got popped for DUI. The guys basically say Blohan was crazy, drunk and full of herself.

Dante Nigro, Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake are friends with the boyfriend of Lindsay's former assistant. Lindsay invited them to a party and they showed up, but only one of them was allowed in they claim. Dante, the white one was let in. They also claim that Lindsay and her assistant then got into a huge fight and her assistant stormed off. The three guys were about to leave when Lindsay jumped into their white Denali and started to drive. One of the guys claims he got scared and jumped out and Lindsay ran over his foot.

Dante and Jakon say Lindsay then hit Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Dante says he tried to grab the wheel, prompting Lindsay to say, "If you touch me I'll sue you." Jakon says they pleaded with her to stop.

Dante says they were going 100 MPH. They say Lindsay caught up with the assistant and began doing circles on PCH, around the assistant's car.

They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.

The now former assistant finally lost Lindsay on PCH. Dante says Lindsay thought the assistant was going to her mother's house in Santa Monica so Lindsay went there. It just so happened that the assistant's mother was pulling into the driveway as Lindsay arrived.

Dante says the mother panicked at Lindsay's crazy driving, and backed out of the driveway in fear -- not knowing who was behind the wheel. The guys say Lindsay then began to chase her at speeds of up to 80 MPH through Santa Monica, blowing multiple red lights.

Dante realized the mother was driving to the police station and warned Lindsay if she didn't stop she'd get in hot water. He says Lindsay responded, "I'm a celebrity. I'm not going to get in trouble."

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

Dante and Jakon say they saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried touching her nose, she almost fell over.

As Ronnie put it "It was pretty much the worst night of my entire summer."


The black kid? Oh shit! Paging Al Sharpton and I'll stand by you on this one. I mean I guess I believe these guys, because Lindsay has a track record of being a crazy, drunk bitch, but on the 911 tape the woman kept saying "he's following me" so maybe one of the dudes was driving. At this point, they are all CRAZY! Lock em' all up and let's be done with it!

Visit TMZ to see the interviews for yourself

So: whose coke was it? at what point did the guy in the 911 tape get
out of the car? why were all three of those guys with Lindsay? I believe
that it was one of the guys who was driving -- but I think Lindsay is
being a bitch by using the term 'the black kid'. Hello? She just turned 21
herself.

It's also fucked up if she really did say that she's a celebrity, she
can do whatever she wants. She's beautiful, but she does have a
nasty personality (check out what she said about Playboy model
and Oscar De La Hoya's former pincushion, Shanna Moakler's kids).

I didn't know white folks named their kids Dante anymore.
Unless he's not white, he's white latino ('Nigro'?)

Is the kid in the middle a redbone or latino?

[PSUFAN]

Dog is married to a cunt doctor...rack him! Do you ever find stray pubes on your wife's mustache?

[FATALFART]

this girl is a damn train wreck

[jtr]

screw jail she needs a new country

http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsa ... s_wack.php

[Risa]

screw jail she needs a new country

http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsa ... s_wack.php

I remember when those came out, and folks were talking about... wait a minute,
that can't be Vanessa Minillo, is it?.... They're acting like teenagers trying to be
'daring' for their myspace page. Except that they are professionals; or, at least
Lindsay is. I don't know what talent Vanessa has, except being professional arm
candy. The knives and cigarettes are stupid. The chipped nail polish sends a
strange message. They both look high and out of their minds. The books (and
there are a lot of them) in the background have probably never been cracked open --
so why are they there?

They both need to grow up.... Vanessa, particularly, since she's already on the
other side of her shelf life, and I have no idea how she's going to age.

With her blaming other people and running over people's feet -- allegedly -- she's
a lost cause right now. Is anyone even thinking about 'I know who killed me'?

You're in that world, Jess. Or near it. What have you heard/seen?

[jtr]

I've worked with both of them and believe they are going through fucked up phases in their lives that if they can survive them and do as britney has and had children, families, they will become better persons. Madonna used to be critizied like crazy and now shes more a mother than a performer and is more of a role model now than ever.

[Risa]

I've worked with both of them and believe they are going through fucked up phases in their lives that if they can survive them and do as britney has and had children, families, they will become better persons. Madonna used to be critizied like crazy and now shes more a mother than a performer and is more of a role model now than ever.

Except Britney's a mess. Allegedly.



I know the pole dancing is from a video shoot..... where she
acted crazy and couldn't keep herself together. KFed really
fucked up Britney's life... I mean, more than she fucked it up
herself. And now with her own backstabbing cousin telling
Kevin's attorney bad shit about her so that she loses custody
of the boys..... and the whole flight to Vegas with the boys...
and her battles with her mama....

Lindsay doesn't need kids. She doesn't need to be Britney.
She needs to get out from under the influence of her mother,
and away from Karl Lagerfield's creepy gay ass, and away from
just all of that scene. Have you seen the 'I know who killed my
career' trailers? that shit hurts. it's funny, but it hurts.

What was the deal with her losing Meryl Streep's phone number?

[Voice of Reason]

What's all this "nice firm carotid hug " garbage anyway?

Leave her with me and next time she gets fucked up and passes out I'll have her shitting herself the old fasioned way.