Massive pile of shit spews into Browns locker room

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:15 pm

No, Brady Quinn has not signed. Nor have they given "The Soldier" an enema. Nope, they're locker room is now buried in tons of shit. Literally.

Yea, I know.

sin

RtS

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/f ... index.html

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:02 am

CLEVELAND (AP) -- The Browns plan to have their locker room rebuilt and their stadium ready for Cleveland's first preseason game after a waterfall containing thousands of gallons of water and some sewage flooded the eight-year-old structure recently.

Old pipes in Cleveland's water system are largely to blame, city and stadium officials said Wednesday. Iron deposits flaked off the inside of the pipes and clogged toilet valves, causing a 160,000-gallon holding tank -- necessary for when thousands of fans go to the restrooms at halftime -- to overflow.

That shit should have been fixed a long time ago. It's great that it happened now, instead of when the fans are in the stadium... imagine how fucked up that would have been.

Those repairs and improvements will cost the city about $120,000 and be done during a three-week span in late October when the Browns have an off week and play an away game.

Oh dear. What happens in the meanwhile?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:36 am

Risa wrote:
It's great that it happened now, instead of when the fans are in the stadium... imagine how fucked up that would have been.

They wouldn't think anything's different.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:49 pm

I took the title of the thread to mean "Browns report to Training Camp".

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:53 am

wow

mods letting risa actually shit in the nfl forum

BooooooooooooooHissssssssssssssssssss

the aunt jemimadalakesha bitch wouldn't see a thread reach 3 views in poka forum. iron fist mod'ing in there.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:05 am

Say what you will about Risa, but at least she's managed to support her opinions with something other than BALEE DAT or "your team sucks."

No ... she probably can't argue Xs and Os with some of us, but nobody really does that anymore without falling into the freaking toilet.

Risa's a breath of fresh air, to tell you the truth.

As long as the race-baiting, non-ending diatribes can remain in cul de smack, she's welcome here.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:02 am

Adelpiero wrote:wow

mods letting risa actually shit in the nfl forum

BooooooooooooooHissssssssssssssssssss

the aunt jemimadalakesha bitch wouldn't see a thread reach 3 views in poka forum. iron fist mod'ing in there.

GEE....what would be the response if Ishitcanned this thread?

nevermind.....Aisle 3 has a little build~up from the explosion...i've gotta Go......

'Bri--->Pittsburgh STILL SUCKS...in case you forgot.

wear a Helment while SUCKING as well......ya' never know when a CRASH might happen.

this is where you say....FUCK FRENCHIE FuuuuuQwa!