Biggest Crybaby in the history of Troll Boards..??

Beantown Basher · Post by **Beantown Basher** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:57 pm

I have been around since the boards were over at Rome's site and the biggest whiner has got to be Ucanstuffaturkeyinmysphincterdoggiestyle. He quits a fantasy league...fine...but he drops all of his players to fuck up the league for everyone else. I don't really care..the ESPN league was for shits and giggles..but I did have a $50 bet which was subsequently nullified. But seriously...Ucan't is a petulent child...He bitches about everything and is as sensitive as a pre-pubescent teenage girl who is just sprouting mini-titties. Ever notice that if ANYONE..and I mean anyone on any forum says 1 little thing about Ucan't...he goes into a tizzy and starts spewing incoherent, venomous gargle as if he has an unending supply of sewage tucked in his cheek behind his gaping maw. Dude...shut the fuck up and get a life. Get out in the sun and add a tad of tint to that pasty white ass of yours.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:06 pm

And this is coming from the biggest crybaby in the history of Troll Train Trivia...

Beantown Basher · Post by **Beantown Basher** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:08 pm

Mikey wrote:And this is coming from the biggest crybaby in the history of Troll Train Trivia...

Please Mikunt..there are a select few who can run smack with the Basher and their names are "not you".

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:34 pm

The ESPN league had some sort of software glitch that voided all trades, waivers, and roster changes 3 weeks into the season. That pretty much ended any and all ESPN fantasy leagues for 07.

This happened in April and you're ~~bitching~~ trolling about it 3+ months later? Alrighty then...

Beantown Basher · Post by **Beantown Basher** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:35 pm

dude...you know we are cool mr. bill...I was just fucking with ya;) How the hell are ya?

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:48 pm

Hi beantown.

Goobs says you're a stupid-to-the-bone retard.

I don't know if he's given that notion very careful consideration. I'm not sure he saw the "I'm actually ML@Coyote" trolljob. If he had, he might reconsider his stance. A retard of the type he has you pegged probably can't recognize self much less attempt something like "I'm someone else too."

In any case, if it is true that you are a stupid-to-the-bone retard, what's that like?

velocet

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:56 pm

Checking out the Futures game(s) on Saturday. It's be cool to see 2008 AL ROY Ellsbury play in person. Been to Fenway for only two other games all year (against CWS

and Tampa

:meds: ) Tix are fucking ridiculous to get... as you know.

L8.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:32 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Checking out the Futures game(s) on Saturday. It's be cool to see 2008 AL ROY Ellsbury play in person. Been to Fenway for only two other games all year (against CWS and Tampa :meds: ) Tix are fucking ridiculous to get... as you know.

L8.

Was thinking about going to that double header. Only problem is that Ellsbury plays for Pawtucket and they aren't playing in it. It's Lowell and Portland. I met Ellsbury at a Cub Scout sleepover at McCoy stadium. Nice kid. Signed a ball and everything.....

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:16 pm

Chowd circle jerk?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:10 am

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:01 am

Beantown Basher wrote:there are a select few who can run smack with the Basher

Cicero and Tiberious?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:41 pm

tuff gong wrote:
Beantown Basher wrote:there are a select few who can run smack with the Basher
Cicero and Tiberious?

Along with jtr.

Beantown Basher · Post by **Beantown Basher** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:08 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
tuff gong wrote:
Beantown Basher wrote:there are a select few who can run smack with the Basher
Cicero and Tiberious?
Along with jtr.

Hymoronic had many battles with the Basher...but sadly he limped away from all of them with a bleeding asshole full of splinters.

I liken Hymoronic's smack ability to that of "WARDUNN28"

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:08 pm

Fantasy geeks sucking each other off....booorrrinnnggg

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:50 pm

Neely8 wrote:It's Lowell and Portland.

You're right. I went last year and just assumed it'd involve the AAA team again. Argh! I was listening to WEEI the other day and they said something about Brady Clark (sup Dins?) opting out of the minor league contract because the PawSux were about to head out on a 10 game road trip and he's got a newborn to look after. It didn't compute at the time... how could they be at Fenway and during a road trip?

Argh!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:22 pm

Beantown Basher wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
tuff gong wrote: Cicero and Tiberious?
Along with jtr.
Hymoronic had many battles with the Basher...but sadly he limped away from all of them with a bleeding asshole full of splinters.

I liken Hymoronic's smack ability to that of "WARDUNN28"

Gee, Beantard, seems like much of your life involves fantasy. Fantasy sports leagues. Fantasy smack beatdowns. I’m sure your love life consists of rich fantasies involving a Brad Pitt-Beantown Blowhard-Tom Cruise sandwich, with a side order of RuPaul.