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R-Jack wrote:Barry Bonds 757 home runs* Roidmonster with SWAT team gear allowing him to crowd the plate
Rarely brought up. But the plate-crowding allows him to get away with a 33 inch bat, which overcome a lot of inertia(as do gorilla arms), which allows him to watch a pitch longer, which allows him to yak it over the right field fence that Bonds Built.
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Jerry Rice - 1,549 receptions*, 23,546 total yards gained*, 207 touchdowns*, etc.*, etc.*, - Played almost half of his games below sea level.

Wilt Chamberlain - 100 points in a single game*, averaged 50.4 points per game* in a single season - Opposing players were all humans.

Luther - HOF wytching career* - Used a digital camera.

Dinsdale - banged every eligible (and some not so eligible) female* in the U&L - This is the U&L we're talking about.
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