30 Years Ago Today Elvis Died

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30 Years Ago Today Elvis Died

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(We think).

"Elvis Is Everywhere"! :cool:
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They say on this date every year, Elvis's ghost takes a dump in the King's crapper. They also say you can hear the ghost choking on his own vomit
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She drew out all her money from the Southern Trust
And put her little boy on a Greyhound Bus
Leaving Memphis with a guitar in his hand
On a one-way ticket to the promised land
Hey little girl with the red dress on
There's party tonight down in Memphis down
I'll be going down there if you need a ride
The man on the radio says Elvis Presley's died

We drove down into Memphis, the sky was hard and black
Up over the ridge came a white Cadillac
They'd drawn out all his money and they laid him in the back
A woman cried from the roadside "Ah he's gone, he's gone"
They found him slumped up against the drain
With a whole lot of trouble running through his veins
Bye-bye Johnny
Johnny bye-bye
You didn't have to die
You didn't have to die
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THIS IS GOOD.

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Unbelievably, this got to No.4 in the UK chart in September 1977.

Danny Mirror - I Remember Elvis Presley
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