Pussies of the NFL

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:33 pm

The one and only Denver Broncos. Cry me a freakin river.

Broncos diplay their vaginas

A new head coach, new offensive and defensive coordinators, new freakin scheme and you expect a team to go easy in preseason? Sorry bitches, this is the NFL and winning superbowls is priority number 1. How do you expect them to take it easy all preseason and then all of a sudden be ready for prime time? Then you want to blame your injuries on the fact the Boys played too hard??

BWAHAHAHA

Good luck on a 6-10 record if you're lucky.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:02 pm

Sorry.......thought this was another Chargers thread.......carry on.....

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:07 pm

DallasFanatic wrote: Sorry bitches, this is the NFL and winning superbowls is priority number 1.

I laughed. Do you really think Wade Phillips' .550 winning percentage and 0-3 playoff record is going to lead you to the fucking Promised Land? Bawahahahahaha.

WTF does winning Super Bowls have to do with running up the score in a meaningless exhibition game? Most coaches worth two shits use the pre-season to evaluate talent and stay healthy. They'll use vanilla schemes and unveil their complex blitz packages during the season, ya know, when it counts? If Phillips really was really gameplanning and blitzing every down as he was accused of doing, then fuck him. I hope someone blindsides Romo next week and dude breaks his fucking leg.

Phillips will net you 8 or 9 wins and a 1st round playoff exit, if you make it... Par for the course.

Super Bowl? Hyperbole much? You're the Suzyn Waldman of the football world. "Oh my good, goodness gracious."

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:26 pm

I'm not proclaiming the Boys will be in the Superbowl. But its Phillips freakin job to prepare them the best he can. If that means practicing a few different blitz packages then so be it. I take it you didn't watch the game, and the Boys didn't blitz every single play. Were there blitzes? Damn right there was, and the rest of the NFL should be ready for it.

Sorry Ucunt, you may be a hater, but these Boys will be a pretty solid team this year. Mark it down

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:26 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Super Bowl? Hyperbole much? You're the Suzyn Waldman of the football world. "Oh my good, goodness gracious."

RACK.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:57 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:I take it you didn't watch the game.

No, I didn't. Do you actually read what you're responding to? I clearly qualified my response with an "IF."

DallasFanatic wrote:you may be a hater.

I don't "hate" on average teams that haven't done shit in years and who hired some weak-assed coach who's on his 5th team.

The only thing I "hate" is your shitty posts. Enjoy another 9-7 season, cunt. Go fuck yourself.

Nacho · Post by **Nacho** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:07 pm

The bronc's blitzed and the Cowboys picked it up... Simple as that. I guess the Cowboys should apologize because Denver's O-line sucks ass....

And the best way to evaluate players is to put them in live situations to see how they respond, not a glorified practice. You almost expect the Bronco's to ask to play two hand touch next go around.

Grow a pair already...

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:56 pm

And now you know why I HATE the Donkeys with a passion.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:31 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Enjoy another 9-7 season

Even if we did underachieve and hit the 9-7 mark, I guarantee one of those wins will be against your beloved patsies.

To early for a sig/AV bet champ?

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:35 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Enjoy another 9-7 season
Even if we did underachieve and hit the 9-7 mark, I guarantee one of those wins will be against your beloved patsies.

To early for a sig/AV bet champ?

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!! When the time comes you are ON!!!!

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:19 pm

Neely8 wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Enjoy another 9-7 season
Even if we did underachieve and hit the 9-7 mark, I guarantee one of those wins will be against your beloved patsies.

To early for a sig/AV bet champ?

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!! When the time comes you are ON!!!!

I knew you'd bite Neely. Just bring it baby. Tom Brady's melon is going to represent a pinata for the Boys' defense.

I can't wait for this damn season to start already.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:24 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:
Neely8 wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote: Even if we did underachieve and hit the 9-7 mark, I guarantee one of those wins will be against your beloved patsies.

To early for a sig/AV bet champ?

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!! When the time comes you are ON!!!!
I knew you'd bite Neely. Just bring it baby. Tom Brady's melon is going to represent a pinata for the Boys' defense.

I can't wait for this damn season to start already.

You and me both!! I think Dallas will have a good season, but beat the Pats? That is high comedy right there.....

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:32 pm

DallasFanatic wrote: I can't wait for this damn season to start already.

I can.

Sad to say, but from what I've seen so far in the pre-season, I've got the lowest expectations in 17 years.

Shit, I'm actually looking forward more to CFB than the NFL, and that's never happened.

I'm sure I'll get over it.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:41 am

War Wagon wrote:
I'm sure I'll get over it.

Week 1 is going to be so unkind to you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:49 am

Don't I know it...

...unless LJ shows up soon.

Cross your fingers that doesn't happen roz.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:34 am

War Wagon wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote: I can't wait for this damn season to start already.
I can.

Sad to say, but from what I've seen so far in the pre-season, I've got the lowest expectations in 17 years.

Shit, I'm actually looking forward more to CFB than the NFL, and that's never happened.

hahaha

This thread is about Mule pussies.
Look at Wagon accepting his and his team's role as AFC West kickball before we're even into the 4th week of August.
Oooo0ooOooh, so tragic.

But I agree, your team will blow hairy dick this year. bwaaa haaa

Mule pussies?

Same as it ever was.

dicksucking owner - check
crybaby coach - check
frontrunning fag fans - check

Hey, the very defining characteristic of the Dungver Broncos over the years has been faggotry.
This is a well-established fact.

That they are melting down about getting their shit packed in week 2 of pre-season -HAHAHAHA- doesn't 'bode well for the '07 campaign, does it?

Change your diapers, you ridiculous kunts!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:29 am

poptart wrote: meaningless bluster that nobody gives a fat rats ass about

mark your time.....

how's things lookin on the JaMoolie

(thanks mvs) front......

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:25 am

racist

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:39 pm

rozy wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
I'm sure I'll get over it.
Week 1 is going to be so unkind to you.

The Texans???

Bwa....tell me you're joking. That shit franchise couldn't fight it's way out of a paper bag. Reggie Bush out front should've told you that.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:25 pm

poptart wrote:realist

ftfy.....

apparently Raydud fans are the only ones that didn't recognize JaMarcus was ultimately going to buttfuck Oakland before he signs his name on the bottom line....

enjoy another dismal season as an AFC West bottom feeder.....

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:43 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
rozy wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
I'm sure I'll get over it.
Week 1 is going to be so unkind to you.
The Texans???

Bwa....tell me you're joking. That shit franchise couldn't fight it's way out of a paper bag. Reggie Bush out front should've told you that.

Yep

If we lose, we are supposed to. But if your squad loses to the Texans?

You need to take some lessons in frontrunner smack from Yankfan, Dukefan, and Lakerfan. Wags was bright enough to duck that one. You, of course, have never seen a brick wall you didn't want to go greatpumpkin-first into.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:44 pm

Felix wrote:apparently Raydud fans are the only ones that didn't recognize JaMarcus was ultimately going to buttfuck Oakland before he signs his name on the bottom line....

The Russell hold-out doesn't help Oakland, but it hurts Russell himself a whole HELL of a lot more than it hurts Oakland.

Btw, I don't mind seeing G. Warren c'mon over to the dark side.
..... if he can make the team, that is.

Oakland can use another big body to rotate into the middle of the d-line.

This thread can get back on topic now.

Topic being, Dungver crapped it's diapers because the meanies from Big D tried too hard.

BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:14 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:The one and only Denver Broncos. Cry me a freakin river.

Broncos diplay their vaginas

A new head coach, new offensive and defensive coordinators, new freakin scheme and you expect a team to go easy in preseason? Sorry bitches, this is the NFL and winning superbowls is priority number 1. How do you expect them to take it easy all preseason and then all of a sudden be ready for prime time? Then you want to blame your injuries on the fact the Boys played too hard??

BWAHAHAHA

Good luck on a 6-10 record if you're lucky.

What a bunch of pussies. Same thing happened in Philly's first game against Baltimore- Philly ran a very vanilla game- but Baltimore was blitzing all the time... but not one of the Eagles players came and out and bitched that they were blitzing and violating the "ethics of preseason"

. The game has changed and teams that live by the Blitz want to practice in real games as well.. bunch of fuckin' pansies.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:17 pm

poptart wrote:
The Russell hold-out doesn't help Oakland, but it hurts Russell himself a whole HELL of a lot more than it hurts Oakland.

Topic being, Dungver crapped it's diapers because the meanies from Big D tried too hard.

That's not really the way it went down, but don't let the facts get in the way of another Mosley spin job....

the guy hates Denver and always has.....

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:35 pm

So John Lynch didn't open his peter sleeve and mutter this:

SlippyFist wrote:"That's not what they did," Lynch said. "They came out and game- planned us, blitzing every play. They came after us. It's no excuse for the way we played. But I think they might have broken the code of ethics for the preseason."

Craig Morton much?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:27 pm

Felix wrote:
poptart wrote:
The Russell hold-out doesn't help Oakland, but it hurts Russell himself a whole HELL of a lot more than it hurts Oakland.

Topic being, Dungver crapped it's diapers because the meanies from Big D tried too hard.
That's not really the way it went down, but don't let the facts get in the way of another Mosley spin job....

the guy hates Denver and always has.....

Must be a great guy then....:wink:

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:49 pm

Headhunter wrote:So John Lynch didn't open his peter sleeve and mutter this:

SlippyFist wrote:"That's not what they did," Lynch said. "They came out and game- planned us, blitzing every play. They came after us. It's no excuse for the way we played. But I think they might have broken the code of ethics for the preseason."

Craig Morton much?

of course that's exactly what he said, but the way Mosely wrote it makes it sound like Lynch and the rest of them were ready to look for new jobs.....

if Dallas wants to play it like a regular season game then so be it.....I just don't see the point in running complex blitz packages in the fourth quarter during a practice game....

I think that's what Lynch was hinting at....

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:08 pm

Felix wrote:a practice game....

I guess we know what Dallas was practicing.

Bottom line, it's preseason, not a scrimmage. Line 'em up and strap it on. Every coach and coordinator is looking for/at something different. Don't cry because the other team was aggressive.

Did you watch the game? Did you see Lynch lower his shoulder and go after Sam Hurd? Romo over threw the ball, and Lynch let up, but if Hurd catches that ball, Lynch was going to light his ass up. What code does that fall under? I saw the play and thought Hurd got lucky, and romo almost got his guy killed. I didn't see it and think Lynch was violating some code. It's football.

If you step on an NFL field, expect to get hit. If you get whacked, pick your mouth piece up, stop looking through your ear hole, and get ready for the next snap. Anything less and you're going to be the one getting injured.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:11 pm

Just to clarify, it’s not a practice game. It’s a preseason game.

So Dallas installs a brand new complex blitzing scheme, and you think they should wait for the regular season to see how it works? Sorry, but Denver should have kept their collective mouths shut on this one. Same goes for their ~~apologists~~ fans.

Nacho · Post by **Nacho** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:25 pm

Here are a couple of quotes from Jason Ferguson about their play the other night.

"If you're putting a new system in, you got to see how things work on live film instead of at practice against your own guys."

"Believe me, we didn't show it all. We might have shown two bullets."

Besides it is nothing different then what Denver saw earlier in the week when they scrimaged them....

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:31 pm

Headhunter wrote:
Did you watch the game? Did you see Lynch lower his shoulder and go after Sam Hurd?

sure did and I thought the same exact thing...it's a good thing he didn't catch it....

it's preseason and the Cowboys laid an ass-kicking on them.....I'm pretty sure Lynch (and others) were simply venting their frustrations at Denver's piss poor play, coupled with a couple of key injuries they can ill afford....

could be a long season for Shanny and company.....

and for Bronco fans.....

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:43 pm

Felix wrote:could be a long season for Shanny and company.....

and for Bronco fans.....

One can only hope.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:18 pm

From Matt Mosely's "Hashmarks" on ESPN.com:

Broncos Request Shorts and Pads For Third Preseason Game

August 20, 2007 8:00 AM

I figured most Broncos fans would be embarrassed by the fact their players accused the Cowboys of playing too hard in their 31-20 preseason victory Saturday. Turns out I was wrong.

Some of you guys joined the whine festival that began in the Broncos post-game locker room and spilled into a Denver Post game story that led with the words "Those Dallas Cowboys must be proud."

In response to all the criticism, Phillips has promised to hold up a homemade sign that reads, "We're Coming!" before each blitz the next time the Broncos come to town.

Phillips seemed hurt by the suggestion that he took advantage of his former team as he ripped open a bag of Gummi Bears. In a moment of rare candor, Phillips blurted, "They blitzed us, too. We picked it up."

I'm sure the league enjoyed hearing Broncos safety John Lynch talk about the unwritten rule of not going all out during preseason since this isn't reflected in ticket prices.

I'll be interested to see if Phillips issues a formal apology today for his team's overzealous behavior Saturday night. And a special thanks to my Broncos audience for driving up our traffic.

What a bunch of fucking PUSSIES.

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