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RACK the following........
Nobody.
You all fucking sucked. Again.
Biggest UNRACK goes to the Ass Giblet who stickied the top 3 steaming coils at the top of the page.
You festering fucking collage of posting STD's should be fucking shot for the Spam you littered this board with while I was gone..............with the exception of Dinsdale-Dude, if I could suck own dick as well as you do, your mom would have to move out.
Off this shit board.
You all fucking sucked. Again.
Biggest UNRACK goes to the Ass Giblet who stickied the top 3 steaming coils at the top of the page.
You festering fucking collage of posting STD's should be fucking shot for the Spam you littered this board with while I was gone..............with the exception of Dinsdale-Dude, if I could suck own dick as well as you do, your mom would have to move out.
Off this shit board.
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It's not so much that I'm the coolest dude on the planet. It's just that when I view this board, it sure seems that way by cpmparison.
Yup.
Raydah James wrote: Off this shit board.
Yup.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Oh no. One Take James has passed judgment on us all. How can we go on now?
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
Mister Bushice wrote:How can we go on now?
In your case, based on past performance, I'm sure it will be with extreme suckitude.
Damn, how this board sucks. Dude post a "calling out the entire board" thread, and that's what Tard Twin 2 comes up with?
Gee, small wonder this place has become a ghost town.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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What a cunt.Raydah James wrote:Nobody.
You all fucking sucked. Again.
Biggest UNRACK goes to the Ass Giblet who stickied the top 3 steaming coils at the top of the page.
You festering fucking collage of posting STD's should be fucking shot for the Spam you littered this board with while I was gone..............with the exception of Dinsdale-Dude, if I could suck own dick as well as you do, your mom would have to move out.
Off this shit board.
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Funny, nobody noticed. Thought the San Francisco Gay Pride Parade was in July... Must've been one of your special crusies.Raydah James wrote:...while I was gone..............
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Re: RACK the following........
Dins,
I hardly call a weak attempt at impersonating a profane version of a Jesse Jackson/Don King love child, as "calling out the whole board". I mean shit, Think of a kid with downs sydrome, and tourets combined, who speaks his own dialec of a language that doesn't even exist; and he's probably going to speak clearer english than RJ does sometimes.
Welcome back James, good to see you. You're just in time for the start of football season, (right on time and you appear to be already in mid-season smack form). The NFL forum just wouldn't be the same without you flaming on anyone who dares to hate on "Raider Nation".
Now get your ass in the football forum, and give us your 2¢ on the situation between the Raiders and your golden boy, in the "JaMarcus Russell...WTF?" thread.
I hardly call a weak attempt at impersonating a profane version of a Jesse Jackson/Don King love child, as "calling out the whole board". I mean shit, Think of a kid with downs sydrome, and tourets combined, who speaks his own dialec of a language that doesn't even exist; and he's probably going to speak clearer english than RJ does sometimes.
What the FUCK is that supposed to mean???? You gotta love the guy, but sometimes his brain works a little faster than his digits do....Raydah James wrote:
... if I could suck own dick as.......
Welcome back James, good to see you. You're just in time for the start of football season, (right on time and you appear to be already in mid-season smack form). The NFL forum just wouldn't be the same without you flaming on anyone who dares to hate on "Raider Nation".
Now get your ass in the football forum, and give us your 2¢ on the situation between the Raiders and your golden boy, in the "JaMarcus Russell...WTF?" thread.
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If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car!
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car!
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Tiny wrote:Dins,
I hardly call a weak attempt at impersonating a profane version of a Jesse Jackson/Don King love child, as "calling out the whole board". I mean shit, Think of a kid with downs sydrome, and tourets combined, who speaks his own dialec of a language that doesn't even exist; and he's probably going to speak clearer english than RJ does sometimes.
Funny, funny shit.
Calling out someone over grammar while absolutely butchering the language is always a crowd-pleaser.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
Yeah, you know.....when I got the "topic reply notification" within like, minutes of posting.......I was worried.
When I discovered it was Bailey, I was not relieved.
When I discovered it was Bailey, I was not relieved.
That was kinda sorta the idea there.Qbert wrote:
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The dude is hanging from your nutsack. You're hardly in a place to judge.Dinsdale wrote:In your case, based on past performance, I'm sure it will be with extreme suckitude.Mister Bushice wrote:How can we go on now?
He didn't "call out" anyone. He did his usual "(fill in name(s)) SUCK, followed by a bowel reference, then a colorful homosmack reference,Damn, how this board sucks. Dude post a "calling out the entire board" thread, and that's what Tard Twin 2 comes up with?
Then NOTHING.
AS USUAL. Jimmy is good for ONE unique adjective filled genital smack post every 3-4 months. In between he is a fucking bitchy old lady who brings NOTHING to the table but greasy fingers and Male PMS.
Says the guy who has nearly double my post total overall, and MORE THAN TWO AND A HALF TIMES AS MANY posts here in this forum alone.Gee, small wonder this place has become a ghost town.
You have over 5000 posts HERE.
HERE. The Cul de Smack.
You know, the forum that you and your nutleech says stinks?
YOU ARE THE LEADING POSTER IN THIS SHITHOLE YOU HATE.
NO ONE COMES CLOSE.
RACK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
(Gee, small wonder this place has become a ghost town, with shit spewers like you leading the way.)
Actually Mr. Now-it-all, it wasn't grammar smack at all, it was more like sentence composition smack, but I'll let you slide this time, because you'll just claim that you're right anyway. You always do.
To be quite honest Dins....I was laughing not because I think Dude can't spell, but because he thinks faster than he types: hence the whole comment about how (get ready for it now) “sometimes his brain works a little faster than his digits do....” I know that urge to rush in and jump somebody's shit for something trivial is pretty strong, but maybe you ought to try comprehending what you've read, before you fire off your “DINSDALE, resident GRAMMARIAN....” blasts.
You know Dins, they've made a commercial about you. It's on The Science Channel or Discovery (I think), but the show is called “how it's made”, and the commercial starts out with a voice over asking: “You know that Know-it-all friend, or co-worker who always thinks they know everything; see how they got that way, by watching.....” Every time I see that promo, I immediately picture Dins sitting there in front of his TV each time the show comes on, with a notebook and ball point pen, furiously scribbling away.......”Boy, I'm gonna KILL 'EM with this....”
Take a chill pill dude, it's just a message board. If I really needed to have somebody hover over me and point out all the petty little things I do wrong, I'd go visit my ex-wife.....She can be a whiny bitch about the small stuff too.
To be quite honest Dins....I was laughing not because I think Dude can't spell, but because he thinks faster than he types: hence the whole comment about how (get ready for it now) “sometimes his brain works a little faster than his digits do....” I know that urge to rush in and jump somebody's shit for something trivial is pretty strong, but maybe you ought to try comprehending what you've read, before you fire off your “DINSDALE, resident GRAMMARIAN....” blasts.
You know Dins, they've made a commercial about you. It's on The Science Channel or Discovery (I think), but the show is called “how it's made”, and the commercial starts out with a voice over asking: “You know that Know-it-all friend, or co-worker who always thinks they know everything; see how they got that way, by watching.....” Every time I see that promo, I immediately picture Dins sitting there in front of his TV each time the show comes on, with a notebook and ball point pen, furiously scribbling away.......”Boy, I'm gonna KILL 'EM with this....”
Take a chill pill dude, it's just a message board. If I really needed to have somebody hover over me and point out all the petty little things I do wrong, I'd go visit my ex-wife.....She can be a whiny bitch about the small stuff too.
Winston Wolf:
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car!
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car!
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Mister Bushice wrote:You're hardly in a place to judge.
Tears Jerry.
Tard Twin 1 has been fucking slayed by so many posters here, his O-ring is completely blown out and distended.........yet this extra chromosomed cockpuppet feels the need to hit submit again and Schiavo this entire fucking board with yet another unfunny, coma inducing shitskid of a post.
...and on a Friday night/Saturday morning no less. What happened, Tardshice? Did your "band" get the ax from the local biker club you usually play where dudes are gyrating thier hips while snorting blow laced manspackle out of each others jizzfrosted stink crinkles as you attempt to simultaneously pull off a bad SRV solo and dodge an assless chap cheek aimed at your balding wyatt earp mustached greel?
You're a useless fucking cunt, and most certainly part of the reason why this place sucks donkey dick to read-unless of course you can link me up to the many fucking RACKs you've accumulated at any given time in this BB's history.................Dont bother, the entire board would rather watch Public Enemy run a fucking train on thier Grandmothers than sit through another one of your shit posts.
Open mouth.
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How's that? Will you be standing behind him when he does it?Raydah James wrote:Open mouth.
Insert Shotgun.
Pull Trigger.
This will ensure the board becoming more readable immediately, you worthless fuckpuddle.
Tell you what James. If you don't like it here, then just go away. Go far away.
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And as if on cue, the ADD Riddled half of the Tard Twin duo who's never seen a fucking submit button he didnt like and makes you want to shoot your monitor through your face steps in to offer...............well, the usual: Fucking Nothing. Excellent job, cockpocket.BSmack wrote: Tell you what James. If you don't like it here, then just go away. Go far away.
At least Baldshice's alternative lifestyle guarantees he wont be fucking up anyone else in the near future-too bad the same cant be said for your top level pussy ass. I mean, whats the over/under on the age Tard Twin 2's kid offs his mother's hatchet wound sporting "Life Partner" for being a liberal pantload of a fucking pansy bitch? Tell ya what Bri-you just keep sucking and being an upright walking slit, and i'll continually summon your wife to unpurse your balls so I can fucking roundhouse kick them yet again, you sissy assed BB fuckdoll.
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There's the homo smack.Raydah James wrote:Mister Bushice wrote:You're hardly in a place to judge.
Tears Jerry.
Tard Twin 1 has been fucking slayed by so many posters here, his O-ring is completely blown out and distended.........yet this extra chromosomed cockpuppet feels the need to hit submit again and Schiavo this entire fucking board with yet another unfunny, coma inducing shitskid of a post.
And there's some more homosmack, mixed in with the equally tired and boring "you're in a band" smack.
...and on a Friday night/Saturday morning no less. What happened, Tardshice? Did your "band" get the ax from the local biker club you usually play where dudes are gyrating thier hips while snorting blow laced manspackle out of each others jizzfrosted stink crinkles as you attempt to simultaneously pull off a bad SRV solo and dodge an assless chap cheek aimed at your balding wyatt earp mustached greel?
And finally, the posting judge has spoken.You're a useless fucking cunt, and most certainly part of the reason why this place sucks donkey dick to read-unless of course you can link me up to the many fucking RACKs you've accumulated at any given time in this BB's history.................Dont bother, the entire board would rather watch Public Enemy run a fucking train on thier Grandmothers than sit through another one of your shit posts.
~YAWN
Fucking PREDICTABLE as a risa racist post.
The one take pony has jumped through his only hoop.
See you in a few weeks, Jimmy. while you rack your brain for ever new and creative ways to refer to anal sex with men, we'll all be here waiting for you to come back and rinse and repeat the above, your one and only take.
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Baldshice wrote:
You are easily the worst fucking poster on this board.
Just cut out the "submit" middle man from here on in and sew vagina lips on your fucking forehead for me........it'll be the same damn thing as what happens to your gameless ass whenever you're stupid enough to run your well worn dick polishers my way.
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dick polishers?
Holy shit, how many times have you run THAT smack here?
What gem of yours is up next "Roll your forehead across the keyboard"?
Talk about pathetic. Seriously. Shut the fuck up already.
fucking rerun.
Holy shit, how many times have you run THAT smack here?
What gem of yours is up next "Roll your forehead across the keyboard"?
Talk about pathetic. Seriously. Shut the fuck up already.
fucking rerun.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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James,
Still suffering from keyboard Tourette Syndrome? The day you can finish a post without using the words "cockpocket", "ass goblin" or "cock garage" is the day I take more than a second to scan your post as my scroll wheel bogs down under the weight of your sheer stupidity. Suck on a live grenade you moron.
Still suffering from keyboard Tourette Syndrome? The day you can finish a post without using the words "cockpocket", "ass goblin" or "cock garage" is the day I take more than a second to scan your post as my scroll wheel bogs down under the weight of your sheer stupidity. Suck on a live grenade you moron.
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Best.Raydah James wrote:Mister Bushice wrote:You're hardly in a place to judge.
Tears Jerry.
Tard Twin 1 has been fucking slayed by so many posters here, his O-ring is completely blown out and distended.........yet this extra chromosomed cockpuppet feels the need to hit submit again and Schiavo this entire fucking board with yet another unfunny, coma inducing shitskid of a post.
...and on a Friday night/Saturday morning no less. What happened, Tardshice? Did your "band" get the ax from the local biker club you usually play where dudes are gyrating thier hips while snorting blow laced manspackle out of each others jizzfrosted stink crinkles as you attempt to simultaneously pull off a bad SRV solo and dodge an assless chap cheek aimed at your balding wyatt earp mustached greel?
You're a useless fucking cunt, and most certainly part of the reason why this place sucks donkey dick to read-unless of course you can link me up to the many fucking RACKs you've accumulated at any given time in this BB's history.................Dont bother, the entire board would rather watch Public Enemy run a fucking train on thier Grandmothers than sit through another one of your shit posts.
Open mouth.
Insert Shotgun.
Pull Trigger.
This will ensure the board becoming more readable immediately, you worthless fuckpuddle.
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Post.
EVAH.
Face it Bushass, you got PLUNGERED by our man James....LMAO
RevLimiter wrote:Best.Raydah James wrote:Mister Bushice wrote:You're hardly in a place to judge.
Tears Jerry.
Tard Twin 1 has been fucking slayed by so many posters here, his O-ring is completely blown out and distended.........yet this extra chromosomed cockpuppet feels the need to hit submit again and Schiavo this entire fucking board with yet another unfunny, coma inducing shitskid of a post.
...and on a Friday night/Saturday morning no less. What happened, Tardshice? Did your "band" get the ax from the local biker club you usually play where dudes are gyrating thier hips while snorting blow laced manspackle out of each others jizzfrosted stink crinkles as you attempt to simultaneously pull off a bad SRV solo and dodge an assless chap cheek aimed at your balding wyatt earp mustached greel?
You're a useless fucking cunt, and most certainly part of the reason why this place sucks donkey dick to read-unless of course you can link me up to the many fucking RACKs you've accumulated at any given time in this BB's history.................Dont bother, the entire board would rather watch Public Enemy run a fucking train on thier Grandmothers than sit through another one of your shit posts.
Open mouth.
Insert Shotgun.
Pull Trigger.
This will ensure the board becoming more readable immediately, you worthless fuckpuddle.
Raydah James.
Post.
EVAH.
Face it Bushass, you got PLUNGERED by our man James....LMAO
So how long before you cut & paste it somewhere else as your own?
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How the fuck can you tell them apart? They all pretty much say the same thing.Mace wrote:Well, Rev, considering how bad RJ's other 3565 posts have been....you could be right.
Mace
Have you noticed that the 30 something unmarried guy,
who lives alone,
in a condo on a southern california beach,
and works out,
has a job working in a gym filled with sweaty grunting men,
takes group showers with men daily,
wears hair gel,
thinks dykey chicks are attractive,
Has posed for pics with other men and has posted them on the internet,
References anal sex in nearly every one of his posts,
Calls OTHER people gay?
things that make ya go "Hmmm....."
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I've done it 50 times already....and NONE of you fucktools can do SHIT about it.Neely8 wrote:RevLimiter wrote:Best.Raydah James wrote:
Tears Jerry.
Tard Twin 1 has been fucking slayed by so many posters here, his O-ring is completely blown out and distended.........yet this extra chromosomed cockpuppet feels the need to hit submit again and Schiavo this entire fucking board with yet another unfunny, coma inducing shitskid of a post.
...and on a Friday night/Saturday morning no less. What happened, Tardshice? Did your "band" get the ax from the local biker club you usually play where dudes are gyrating thier hips while snorting blow laced manspackle out of each others jizzfrosted stink crinkles as you attempt to simultaneously pull off a bad SRV solo and dodge an assless chap cheek aimed at your balding wyatt earp mustached greel?
You're a useless fucking cunt, and most certainly part of the reason why this place sucks donkey dick to read-unless of course you can link me up to the many fucking RACKs you've accumulated at any given time in this BB's history.................Dont bother, the entire board would rather watch Public Enemy run a fucking train on thier Grandmothers than sit through another one of your shit posts.
Open mouth.
Insert Shotgun.
Pull Trigger.
This will ensure the board becoming more readable immediately, you worthless fuckpuddle.
Raydah James.
Post.
EVAH.
Face it Bushass, you got PLUNGERED by our man James....LMAO
So how long before you cut & paste it somewhere else as your own?
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Getting Racked by KCcutandeatpastePaul is like wining a medal in the special olympics.
They tell you how great you are, and that you've won, but you're still a fucking retard.
They tell you how great you are, and that you've won, but you're still a fucking retard.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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Twats of a feather stick together, and they stick to their high comedy fashion, of which there was never any to fucking begin with.
Like your hairline, you should've receded.
Submit one fucking thing that has no chance of proving me incorrect that you are a whining, pompous, dull-witted, unoriginal and illogical forum fuckhole with a terminal case of BorePostitis..........
Just one, Speedbagshice.
Until then, i'll continue to laquer your fucking lungs with my cock custard and watch you squirm while you rack up frequent beatdown miles from my steel toed boots yet again.
As hard as the Tard Twins tried to end this thread with thier patented "Seek and destroy all coherence, laughter, and wit in the furthest corners of this BB" with groundbreaking comebacks like "shutup already" and "just leave", im not letting it go. You twin manmissile sheaths are long overdue for multiple fucking beatdowns from your shit posts and meager contributions to the funnay on this site.
Its on, cocksmiths........
Mister Bushice wrote:
Like your hairline, you should've receded.
Submit one fucking thing that has no chance of proving me incorrect that you are a whining, pompous, dull-witted, unoriginal and illogical forum fuckhole with a terminal case of BorePostitis..........
Just one, Speedbagshice.
Until then, i'll continue to laquer your fucking lungs with my cock custard and watch you squirm while you rack up frequent beatdown miles from my steel toed boots yet again.
As hard as the Tard Twins tried to end this thread with thier patented "Seek and destroy all coherence, laughter, and wit in the furthest corners of this BB" with groundbreaking comebacks like "shutup already" and "just leave", im not letting it go. You twin manmissile sheaths are long overdue for multiple fucking beatdowns from your shit posts and meager contributions to the funnay on this site.
Its on, cocksmiths........
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