Has anyone ever been to Puerto Rico?

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:53 pm

I am trying to plan a Christmas vacation for my wife, 3 sons and myself.

The boys ages are 17-21.

We want to go some place warm, preferably a beach resort with serious fishing.

What is Puerto Rico like? I have 3 free nights at a Hilton there!

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:23 pm

no--
but I kinda like the music !

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:28 pm

Jack,

Puerto Ricans hate white Americans. Particularly the really stupid ones. There’s a good chance you and your family will be killed.

Happy trails.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:52 pm

lovely island. only problem is, it's chock full of PRs. Having grown up in Hartford, I can speak from experience that a place being chock full of PRs is a bad thing.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:54 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Jack,

Puerto Ricans hate white Americans. Particularly the really stupid ones. There’s a good chance you and your family will be killed.

Happy trails.

Goober,

I am not white!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:03 pm

Jack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Jack,

Puerto Ricans hate white Americans. Particularly the really stupid ones. There’s a good chance you and your family will be killed.

Happy trails.
Goober,

I am not white!

What color are you?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:23 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:What color are you?

Blurple

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:43 pm

I stayed at a resort one the northeast side of the island and all the workers were friendly and good looking. Driving there though is another story. Imagine driving in the Hispanic slums of Dallas, Houston, LA, Des Moines, etc....and that's what it's like. A lot of crappy homes, a lot of trash. Once you get to the resort, however, it's pretty nice.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:42 pm

so, basically it's like any other 3rd world shithole tropical paradise.

why the fukk is it that white errr I mean law abiding industrious folks all had to settle in shitty cold places? why'd we leave all the nice weather places to the savages?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:48 pm

yeah, the tropics are pretty much off limits to darwin. problem is, we are so fukking evolved and productive that we have pretty much put chuck on waivers for a half century or so and it's really starting to show.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:38 pm

Chuck's been saving up strength. A hard rain's gonna fall.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:41 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Jack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Jack,

Puerto Ricans hate white Americans. Particularly the really stupid ones. There’s a good chance you and your family will be killed.

Happy trails.
Goober,

I am not white!
What color are you?

I was born a poor black child.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:08 pm

i had a buddy and his gf (now wife) who went to PR a few years ago. they loved it.

FATALFART · Post by **FATALFART** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:38 pm

remember to take pics of the thong chicks on the beaches

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:35 pm

Jack wrote:We want to go some place warm

Go to Hell.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:14 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Jack wrote:We want to go some place warm
Go to Hell.

I was expecting that response and I still laughed my ass off!!

I've lived in New Jersey for 3 years about 20 years back... I think Hell would be an improvement. What do you think?

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:16 am

Hey Fatalfart,

nice avatar

I still move my head and look for my mirror image every time it turns!
:wink:

FATALFART · Post by **FATALFART** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:08 am

Jack wrote:Hey Fatalfart,

nice avatar

I still move my head and look for my mirror image every time it turns!
:wink:

thanks, GO NINERS!

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:24 pm

FTR, Puerto has long been known as a "hot" surfing destination. Waves that go and go and go.......

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:43 am

Try Kona, Hawaii.

I've never been to the "big island", but I hear it's pretty nice?

I used to dive for starfish in Oahu when I was little.

(shut up, you sick SICK bastards!) Hahahaha!

I assure you, none of them were brown!

BTW, my experience has ZERO to do with your question. I guess I just went "Little River Band" there for a second.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:50 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:I've never been to the "big island", but I hear it's pretty nice?

Gee, I don't know, is it?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:53 am

Well, alright....YOU tell ME?

(you still have the map PSU left on your forehead, right?)

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:58 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:Well, alright....YOU tell ME?

(you still have the map PSU left on your forehead, right?)

You must have me confused with Jimmy Clausen.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:59 am

He makes a good pickle.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:48 am

Jack wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Jack wrote:We want to go some place warm
Go to Hell.
I was expecting that response and I still laughed my ass off!!

I've lived in New Jersey for 3 years about 20 years back... I think Hell would be an improvement. What do you think?

Ahhh yes, good ole New Jersey. One year there was enough fo me. Too many immigrant gooks, hajii's/hindu's, russian idiots that crowd the roads. along with the corrupt politicians. Many of the locals are fed up with the place and are moving to the Carolinas.

Puerto Rico... My dad lived there for 3 years as my grandpa was a B-52 navigator stationed at Ramey AFB. This was back in the 50's and I guess the island or AFB was a nice place to live back then. He went back there for a reunion with the other AF brats a few years ago. He loved it there but I don't think he went off the base.

There is an old fart that I worked with in New Jersey that owns a house in PR. He was a Frogman/UDT guy before the SEALS became the name. He doesn't rent out his house but is there for 5 weeks then shows up to New Jersey for a week or two before he goes back down. I guess he knows that PR is much better than living in Jersey. That alone should tell you something about how badly NJ sucks.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:46 pm

Jack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Jack wrote: Goober,

I am not white!
What color are you?
I was born a poor black child.

It appears you’ve made very little progress since then.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:51 pm

Goober, Tard, whatever troll name you want to use ...

You are obviously too obtuse to miss the reference.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:39 pm

Your sons will love it the women outnumber the men at something like a 7 to 1 ratio, it's sick.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:40 pm

Jack wrote:Goober, Tard, whatever troll name you want to use ...

You are obviously too obtuse to miss the reference.

Brilliant.

T1B

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