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Felix wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:
Which one of you shops at "Ross"?
Ross is the bomb.....
Marshall's and Kohls pwn Ross.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Marshall's and Kohls pwn Ross.
They've got nothing on Burlington Coat Factory and TJ Maxx.
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cinderella_undercover wrote:Dudes calling other dudes "fat"?!

You gonna start criticizing each other's fuggin' hair and nails, next?
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:Dudes calling other dudes "fat"?!

You gonna start criticizing each other's fuggin' hair and nails, next?
Rack.
Doubtless you have some ratty-ass nails, and are going bald.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Felix wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:
Which one of you shops at "Ross"?
Ross is the bomb.....
Marshall's and Kohls pwn Ross.
Fat fucker, you don't fit in on the pile ons. You're not one of the gang. Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk, bitch.

Pulleasease nigga.
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PSUFAN wrote:Does R-Jack/KCTRL-Paul remind anyone else of Tyson/Carl Williams?
I was thinking more along the lines of Rookie Karroka vs Sailor Donovan
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Atomic Punk wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
Felix wrote: Ross is the bomb.....
Marshall's and Kohls pwn Ross.
Fat fucker, you don't fit in on the pile ons. You're not one of the gang. Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk, bitch.

Pulleasease nigga.
Don't make me hurt you.

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So you want to hurt ME???? I have ribs bbq'ing on their 5th hour. It's almost eat time and they look damn good. Mmmmmm mmmm. KFC Paul would reject the pork for the fried chicen.
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Atomic Punk wrote:So you want to hurt ME???? I have ribs bbq'ing on their 5th hour. It's almost eat time and they look damn good. Mmmmmm mmmm. KFC Paul would reject the pork for the fried chicen.
True, but I don't like fried chicken either. I would, however, get medieval on a plate of Gate's Burnt Ends.
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RevLimiter wrote:I would, however, get medieval on a plate of Gate's Burnt Ends.
Don't you mean a tray?
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RadioFan wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:I would, however, get medieval on a plate of Gate's Burnt Ends.
Don't you mean a tray?
Fuck off.
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Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
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RevLimiter wrote:Mmmmmmm. Twinkies with Gates sauce.

NOBODY can copy me on that.
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Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
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Cool...I picked up a new stalker.
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Cool...I picked up a new stalker.
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:meds:
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Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
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hey buttercup, he is making fun of you. you know that right?
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Atomic Punk wrote:hey buttercup, he is making fun of you. you know that right?
Roger....COPY that! :lol:
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rozy wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:hey buttercup, he is making fun of you. you know that right?
Roger....COPY that! :lol:
What he said.
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RevLimiter wrote:
rozy wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:hey buttercup, he is making fun of you. you know that right?
Roger....COPY that! :lol:
What he said.
CTL button final cave in on your keyboard?
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How sad is it that thread was at it's pinnacle 2 pages ago?
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we typically don't go back to see the fucked up shit we wrote unless getting called out on it. in fact, i don't want to see what i've written 92.1 percent of the time. just me though...
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Atomic Punk wrote:in fact, i don't want to see what i've written 92.1 percent of the time. just me though...

Then I'm beating you by a margin of 92.1 to 100.
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cinderella_undercover wrote:How sad is it that thread was at it's pinnacle 2 pages ago?
How sad is it that your avi has had me at my "pinnacle" for oh, I don't know, 3 weeks.
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You've admitted to marrying and THEN posted a pic of a swine. Even the liars here have more self-respect.
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Atomic Punk wrote: Even the liars here have more self-respect.
This comment just proves you're a complete dumbass and you absolutely should consider ending you life sooner rather than later.
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Atomic Punk wrote:You've admitted to marrying and THEN posted a pic of a swine. Even the liars here have more self-respect.
C'mon A-punk, yer a Christer moron, let's praise Israel!

Today, while driving through Modesto, I wound up behind a minivan that had a big sticker on the back. The sticker had an Israeli flag in the middle of it, and under it the quotation from the book of Genesis that reads “I will bless those who bless thee.”

I would like to take this time to list my own reasons for thanking and blessing Israel, our lone ally in the Middle East, for everything she has done for us, since I am quite sure most Americans are unaware of just what kind of friend she has been to us.

For extorting from me and my fellow Americans $4,000,000,000.00 a year for the last 4 decades, we bless thee.

For taking our most sophisticated weapons technology and stealing it for yourself without paying the American patent holders, we bless thee.

For taking that high-tech military technology and selling it to our enemies, such as the Russians and Chinese, thus further endangering us, we bless thee.

For using that weaponry in a sustained attack against a United States ship, the USS Liberty, in an attempt to sink her, thus preventing US servicemen from revealing to the rest of the world information concerning the war crimes they witnessed you commit against Egyptian soldiers in the Sinai Desert during the Six Day War, as well as for the purposes of dragging the US into yet another one of your murderous adventures, we bless thee.

For killing 35 and wounding 170 American sailors aboard the USS Liberty, we bless thee.

For bribing the United States government into covering it up, preventing any justice from being done for the benefit of the families of the lost sailors - as well as the American People, we bless thee.

For sending your agents into Egypt and blowing up American buildings for the purpose of blaming the Arabs in an event known as the Lavon Affair, we bless thee.

For sending your agents into Libya during the Reagan administration, and broadcasting radio messages in Arabic that were designed to sound like “terrorist cell planning” so that the US would initiate military strikes against Khadafi in an event known as Operation Trojan Horse, we bless thee.

For withholding information from us concerning the planned attacks against the US Marine barracks in Lebanon, attacks you knew about through your moles in the Islamic world and about which you deliberately refused to warn us in order to further your interests against the Arabs, we bless thee.

For employing Jonathon Pollard, an American serviceman paid to spy for Israel in order to steal even more of our National Security secrets for your parasitic purposes, we bless thee.

For blackmailing President Clinton through one of your sayanim, Monica Lewinsky, in order to prevent a coherent peace program from being pushed forward between yourself and the Palestinian people whom you have brutalized and murdered for the last 50 years, we bless thee.

For breaking every agreement you have made with your Arab neighbors, stealing their land, displacing, murdering, and treating them like the animals you see them as, we bless thee.

For using your agents within the first Bush administration to involve us in the first Gulf War, causing the deaths of American men and women, and exposing our servicemen to whatever bioweapons were and are responsible which have led to Gulf War Syndrome, we bless thee.

For your role in the September 11 attacks in this country, and for blackmailing and bribing the US government into deporting back to Israel the 100 or more intelligence agents that were arrested after the attacks, we bless thee.

For suppressing the information from the American people of your involvement in the September 11 attacks and sending us in the wrong direction in search of answers, we bless thee.

For using one of your agents in the US Army Weapons Lab to steal anthrax and distribute it into our mail system, terrorizing US citizens and killing several in order to blame the Arabs, we bless thee.

For using your agents in the US Government, namely, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Perle, Abrams, and the rest into initiating this war in the Middle East so that you could bring to heel all the enemies you have made during the last 50 years, we bless thee.

For using your agents in the media to lie to us on a minute by minute basis about the war, lying to us as to how “just” this cause is, and what the real reasons behind it are, we bless thee.

For using your agents in the Christian Evangelical community, such as Falwell, Graham, Swaggert, Robertson and the rest who praise you as God’s chosen people and further keep Americans in the dark about who you really are what you have done, and what you are truly about, we bless thee.

For bringing idiots like Limbaugh, Liddy, Hannity, Beck, O’Reilly and Savage to the forefront as paid liars who will support you and further lead Americans astray, we bless thee.

For making America your attack dog, and for sending her sons and daughters to fight and die in all your future wars, we bless thee.

For using your influence in the media to hide the real statistics about the war, the dead and wounded on both sides, we bless thee.

For using us in such a way that not only further inflames the Arab world against us, but as well has succeeded in our alienating ourselves against those nations with whom we have been friendly for over a century, we bless thee.

And finally, for using your influence in our media and academia to flood our minds with pornography and lies, as well as inculcating in us a hatred for our history, religion, and culture, for dividing our nation between races and sexes, and for releasing into our society all of your plagues and filth that have left us a rotted out corpse of a once great nation, oh Israel, our friend,

we bless thee.

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I can understand a PURE tard like the rump fucker not getting banned for being a worthless piece of shit. I mean, rumps like fat bitches and nig nogs like them too.. So you have to see them as a race and a sickness.

LTard just wrote something I scrolled through. It's just like when Annie writes a lengthy reply. Scrolled down and didn't read the shit. I'll bet the drivel had something to do with Jews or Bush. Why this turd hasn't been flushed is beyond me.

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LTS TRN 2 wrote:
Today, while driving through Modesto,
Lost interest right about there.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:

^^^^^^^^^^^
Precisely where I lost interest.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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LTS TRN 2 wrote: For breaking every agreement you have made with your Arab neighbors, stealing their land, displacing, murdering, and treating them like the animals you see them as, we bless thee.
Dos gefelt mir.
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cinderella_undercover wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote: For breaking every agreement you have made with your Arab neighbors, stealing their land, displacing, murdering, and treating them like the animals you see them as, we bless thee.
Dos gefelt mir.
Oh Lord, now you've done it.

Get ready for another scroll-wheel fest, comparing the U.S. to the Nazis, courtesy of our resident tin-foil myopian psycho.
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Post by Ana Ng »

The more time they spend posting on the subject, the less time they have to copulate and possibly reproduce.



Worth it.
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cinderella_undercover wrote:copulate

^^^^^^^^^^
Rekindled my interest.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:

^^^^^^^^^^^
Precisely where I lost interest.
I thought it was just me...
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Goober McTuber wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:copulate

^^^^^^^^^^
Rekindled my interest.
Atomic Punk wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:

^^^^^^^^^^^
Precisely where I lost interest.
I thought it was just me...
Fucking wins over fuckstick. Every time.

It's like rock/paper/scissors, but with male/female genitals, and a moron.
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Great, now all we need is for LTS to chime in for the tard trifecta.
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You mean like the post LTS crapped out on this page about 9 posts up?

Are you scrolling fast past his jewbushhaterposts like the rest of us?

Hopefully.

Either that or you are the tri of the tardfecta.
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Mister Bushice wrote:Either that or you are the tri of the tardfecta.
Dude, don't you know?

When LTS posts we're all part of the Trilateral Commission.

WW
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RadioFan wrote:Great, now all we need is for LTS to chime in for the tard trifecta.
KC Bushice wrote:you are the tri of the tardfecta.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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SCROLL...SCROLL...aww damnit, I'm.....waking up
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Hello, I'm a very nervous neocon...I'm getting worried that some of you are waking up to my..uh..agenda
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