SEC vs. Big XII and Pac 10

[SEC Ballsucking Homer]

USC vs. Florida

Are you kidding me? It would be over by the coin flip. Florida 112 - USC 6. And that 6 was a gift TD where, of course, the PAT was blocked and run back for a 2pt. conversion.

LSU vs. Oklahoma

Haven't we seen this before? LSU 69 - OU 2

Georgia vs. Cal

Flashy offense? Bwahaha. Longshore may have a cannon, but you can't score points throwing the ball into a steel wall. Georgia rolls 53-3.

South Carolina vs. Texas

Spurrier is the greatest coach alive after Urban. Mack couldn't hold his jock. Cocks win this one big 48-14.

Tennessee vs. UCLA

One word: Utah. Tennessee leaves cleat marks on the Ruins. 76-0.

Alabama vs. 1995 Nebraska

Behind God Meyer and Moses Spurrier, Jesus Saban awaits. Osborne cries in press conference after game. Alabama 92 - Bugeaters 13

Auburn vs. Oregon

Tigers eat the Ducks, shit them out and then wipe their ass with those faggoty uniforms. Tigers 66 - Ducks 3

Arkansas vs. Texas Tech

Leach vs. Nutt. It will be as painful as it sounds...for the Leach. Sooee 42 - Tacos 21

Kentucky vs. Arizona St.

The Wildcats will fuck the Sun Devils just like they fuck their sisters. UK 56 - ASU 10

Mississippi St. vs. Texas A&M

Token coach beats broken coach. Dogs 45 - Ags 19

Mississippi vs. Arizona

Even the bottom tier in the SEC can put up 60. Ole Miss 62 - Zona 14

Vanderbilt vs. 1985 Chicago Bears

Dig up Sweetness for this one. They'll need his emaciated ass. Commies 72 - Da Bears 28

There you have it.

Read it and weep fuckers.

[buckeye_in_sc]

Rack

[L45B]

Tennessee leaves illegal cleat marks on the Ruins.

Just a doing a little proofreading. Carry on.