(!) Milfiest MILF (!) Contest

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:23 pm

MSN has a contest.

MSN's ... Who's Hollywood's Hottest MOM?

Reese Witherspoon or Kelly Ripa?

Kelly Ripa..

With Camel Toe

or

ReeseWitherspoon?

IMO..With or without Camel Toe, Reese wins in a landslide!

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Okay, not it's your job to post Hollywood's Mifiest MILF.

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My vote is for Brooke Burke!

More pics...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:28 pm

Brilliant. An “Image Hosted by Angelfire” message and a red X sandwiched around a couple of photos of Reese Witherspoon. Isn't there a People Magazine message board where you could post this shit? Just die already, you fucking half-wit.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:50 pm

No red X's here Goobs....maybe an upgrade from DIAL-UP should be in your future plans.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:17 pm

RevLimiter wrote:No red X's here Goobs....maybe an upgrade from DIAL-UP should be in your future plans.

I’m on a T1-line, tubby. And quite frankly, even if all of the pictures show up, it’s still just another shit thread from one of our very shittiest posters.

I’m sure you can sympathize.

With Jack, I mean.

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:43 pm

man oh man
a choice between Kelly Ripa and Reese Witherspoon!!!

why dont you just make it between Rosie O'Fat and Britney Spears???

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:15 pm

Bigshocker to see Jack knows about as much about milfs as he does... everything else.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:18 pm

Interesting that Jack, a man who claims to be black, didn’t include any black women. What a racist POS he turned out to be.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:04 pm

Because those would be NILFs, and there aren't any.

Sin

mvscal

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:49 am

If you lame Bitches could read, you would see that MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood and they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood.

I was posing this contest to all of you.

And GOOBER, I never claimed to be Black.

I stated that I am not white!

You may notice they are colors other than Black and white!

You Freaking Goober!!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:41 am

Jack wrote:you lame Bitches

Jack wrote:MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood

Jack wrote:they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood.

Umm..... Jack?

Did anyone ever explained the term "lame" to you, or have you noticed that people just point to you, and then do one of these:

It doesn't mean they think you're LUCKY.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:03 pm

Jack wrote:If you lame Bitches could read, you would see that MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood and they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood.

I was posing this contest to all of you.

And GOOBER, I never claimed to be Black.

I stated that I am not white!

You may notice they are colors other than Black and white!

You Freaking Goober!!

Actually you did claim that you were born black.

What color did you turn in later life?

Stupid isn’t a color.

You Freaking Jack-ass!!

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:24 pm

Jack wrote:If you lame Bitches could read, you would see that MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood and they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood.

I was posing this contest to all of you.

And GOOBER, I never claimed to be Black.

I stated that I am not white!

You may notice they are colors other than Black and white!

You Freaking Goober!!

We can let the noggers, spics and chinks stay, but the jews and irish have to go.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:17 pm

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:20 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Jack wrote:If you lame Bitches could read, you would see that MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood and they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood.

I was posing this contest to all of you.

And GOOBER, I never claimed to be Black.

I stated that I am not white!

You may notice they are colors other than Black and white!

You Freaking Goober!!

Actually you did claim that you were born black.

What color did you turn in later life?

Stupid isn’t a color.

You Freaking Jack-ass!!

Holy Shit!!! Michael Jackson posts here!!! Lock up the childrens

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:35 pm

Cueball wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Jack wrote:If you lame Bitches could read, you would see that MSN has a contest to decide the HOTTEST MOM in Hollywood and they have pitted Reese Witherspoon versus Kelly Ripa as the Hottest 2 in Hollywood.

I was posing this contest to all of you.

And GOOBER, I never claimed to be Black.

I stated that I am not white!

You may notice they are colors other than Black and white!

You Freaking Goober!!

Actually you did claim that you were born black.

What color did you turn in later life?

Stupid isn’t a color.

You Freaking Jack-ass!!
Holy Shit!!! Michael Jackson posts here!!! Lock up the childrens

No, Jack Black post's here, Read More.....
Wakey....Wakey.....

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:06 am

Goober,

You Fucking Loser!!!

"I was born a poor black child" is a line from a movie!!

YOU JERK!!

You do play the part of a Goober to the T!!

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:07 am

Jack wrote:I was posing this contest to all of you.

Nobody gives a fuck, which is probably why the pileon has commenced, you fucking tard.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:58 am

Too many damn trolls!!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:40 pm

Jack,

I guess I never saw that movie.

If you’re not black or white, what are you?

Besides stupid, I mean.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:10 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Jack,

I guess I never saw that movie.

If you’re not black or white, what are you?

Besides stupid, I mean.

Goober,

How old are you? Are you old enough to use this site? I think you have to be at least 13. Tell me you are older than 13.

If you don't know something while on the internet, you can go to a site called Google.com

Enter the word or phrase in the search field and you will get results...

I was born a poor black child

... It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

This was a funny movie for people who grew up in the 70s and 80s. It is in the same genre as Caddyshack, Animal House, Stripes, etc... There are quotes from these movies that men use humorously. I am not too familiar with movies that 13 year olds watch but someday when you grow up, you will refer to quotes from these movies.

Goober, make sure you are not posting in here when you should be doing your homework. An education can do wonders for your confidence.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:20 am

That's some serious smack there Jack.

-Kierland

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:40 am

Jack wrote:

This was a funny movie for people who grew up in the 70s and 80s.

Which was nearly 30 years ago. Steve Martins comedy is so outdated it is painful to watch.

It is in the same genre as Caddyshack, Animal House, Stripes, etc...

And if you want to see this "classic" movie that jack has grouped with the above list of real Classics, you can stay up until 2am Thursday October 11th and watch this "classic" on Comedy Central, right before 4 hours of Paid programming and right after the second re-run of the Colbert show

There are quotes from these movies that men use humorously.

I've never heard anyone use a quote from this movie in the last 25 years.

I am not too familiar with movies that 13 year olds watch

How odd, because this was one of the biggies for that age group.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:09 am

This thread has (!) in the subject and not many titties. Quite disappointing. What happened to this place?

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:36 am

TenTall,

Bushice, Goober, RadioFan would rather post weak smack directed at me than post picks of hot milfs!

It's kind of creepy that they choose to direct their energy my way when there are much better targets to direct energy toward..

Given a choice, they choose me over......

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:58 am

Jack,

I can look at all the pretty womens I want without any help from a retard like you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:04 am

Isn't Jack supposed to be a Christian?

Little too much lust going on there, Jack.

Dan Vogel thinks you're going to burn in Hell.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:24 am

TenTallBen wrote:This thread has (!) in the subject and not many titties. Quite disappointing. What happened to this place?

So sorry. Jack has a little Premature (!)jackulation problem.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:56 am

uma

brooke Burke

Cath Zeta jones