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Donkey Running Back, Travis Henry
Henry, 28, has fathered nine children by nine women in at least four Southern states and has been ordered by various judges to provide child support for seven of them, according to court records involving one child living in DeKalb County.
Although he signed a five-year, $22.5 million contract with the Broncos this off-season that guarantees him $12 million, Henry's lawyer says, "He doesn't have any money."
Bankrupt and dead in prison -- w/a chancre-riddled ding dong -- is no way to end your life, son.
I'm sure his spawn will all end up being credits to society, though.
Henry, 28, has fathered nine children by nine women in at least four Southern states and has been ordered by various judges to provide child support for seven of them, according to court records involving one child living in DeKalb County.
Although he signed a five-year, $22.5 million contract with the Broncos this off-season that guarantees him $12 million, Henry's lawyer says, "He doesn't have any money."
Bankrupt and dead in prison -- w/a chancre-riddled ding dong -- is no way to end your life, son.
I'm sure his spawn will all end up being credits to society, though.
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What's the problem? He's a good running back. He was just a little irresponsible with his hog.
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Last time I checked it takes two....tell me you knew.BSmack wrote:What's the problem? He's a good running back. He was just a little irresponsible with his hog.
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It's reprehensible to be sure, but let's just make one thing PERFECTLY clear: these hookers know what they're doing when they let the aforementioned "hog" up in them.
And having made this point, where should this rate on the Athlete-Outrage-Ometer? Are single moms with kids going to picket the NFL offices? Will there be lots of talk this week on the sports shows about whether Travis should be suspended by the Broncos? Isn't not feeding/clothing/caring for your kids a worse problem than is an interstate gambling operation using pit bulls to fight each other?
As a nation, we sure have some screwed up priorities.
I'm not being funny.RevLimiter wrote:Last time I checked it takes two....tell me you knew.BSmack wrote:What's the problem? He's a good running back. He was just a little irresponsible with his hog.
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It's reprehensible to be sure, but let's just make one thing PERFECTLY clear: these hookers know what they're doing when they let the aforementioned "hog" up in them.
And having made this point, where should this rate on the Athlete-Outrage-Ometer? Are single moms with kids going to picket the NFL offices? Will there be lots of talk this week on the sports shows about whether Travis should be suspended by the Broncos? Isn't not feeding/clothing/caring for your kids a worse problem than is an interstate gambling operation using pit bulls to fight each other?
As a nation, we sure have some screwed up priorities.
Fess up.
Where did this take come from?
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i've yet to see anything about it on the Denver news. Bronco Pravda is pretty amazing to watch up close, really. though, i have seen the Atlanta J-C article.
Henry is the next "Terrell" and Cutler the next "Elway".....blah blah blah....
Henry is the next "Terrell" and Cutler the next "Elway".....blah blah blah....
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RevLimiter wrote:Seems to me that what I said is just old fashioned common sense.poptart wrote:I'm not being funny.
Fess up.
Where did this take come from?
Coming from you would make it common, but coming from you would not point to it making sense.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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RevLimiter wrote: these hookers know what they're doing when they let the aforementioned "hog" up in them.
So you're going to the "she just wanted to get paid, that's why I came inside her" defense?
If you knock some hooker up, you're still responsible for support regardless of her intentions.
I think a more appropriate course of action is a cap on Child Support. Look at Strahan'ss Ex-Hooker. She's getting $18,000 a month. It doesn't take $18,000 a month to feed/clothe/shelter a child. Child support should be for the very basics to sustain life. Not Lifestyle.
A decent father would make sure his kids maintain a certain lifestyle even after he's divorced their mother. But that shouldn't be court mandated.
Henry is still an irresponsible fuck, though. He's going to be a penniless fuck in ten years.
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Except that YOU didn't say it. You simply C & P'ed someone elses words from another site and dropped it in here trying to pass it off as if they were your own thoughts.RevLimiter wrote: Seems to me that what I said is just old fashioned common sense.
Again.
Ask that question after the ensuing pile-on reaches page 2.Am I wrong?
Did he really? AGAIN? Do we have proof of this?War Wagon wrote:Except that YOU didn't say it. You simply C & P'ed someone elses words from another site and dropped it in here trying to pass it off as if they were your own thoughts.RevLimiter wrote: Seems to me that what I said is just old fashioned common sense.
Again.
Ask that question after the ensuing pile-on reaches page 2.Am I wrong?
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Other than the post being written in readable and lucid manner that is totally unlike Paul's normal posting style?Neely8 wrote:Did he really? AGAIN? Do we have proof of this?War Wagon wrote:Except that YOU didn't say it. You simply C & P'ed someone elses words from another site and dropped it in here trying to pass it off as if they were your own thoughts.
Again.
Not yet.
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BSmack wrote:Other than the post being written in readable and lucid manner that is totally unlike Paul's normal posting style?Neely8 wrote:Did he really? AGAIN? Do we have proof of this?War Wagon wrote:Except that YOU didn't say it. You simply C & P'ed someone elses words from another site and dropped it in here trying to pass it off as if they were your own thoughts.
Again.
Not yet.
Agreed - I've been reading....... errr scrolling.... KC&Pl for a few years and there is no way his itty bitty brain managed to construct that post.
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RevLimiter wrote:Last time I checked it takes two....tell me you knew.
It's reprehensible to be sure, but let's just make one thing PERFECTLY clear: these hookers know what they're doing when they let the aforementioned "hog" up in them.
And having made this point, where should this rate on the Athlete-Outrage-Ometer? Are single moms with kids going to picket the NFL offices? Will there be lots of talk this week on the sports shows about whether Travis should be suspended by the Broncos? Isn't not feeding/clothing/caring for your kids a worse problem than is an interstate gambling operation using pit bulls to fight each other?
As a nation, we sure have some screwed up priorities.
Paul mashed out the 1st line of the reply about "it taking two" and the rest is a definite copy/paste job. You can tell because the language doesn't really flow from the 1st line into the rest of the post.
My guess is that he just capitalized the word below...
"but let's just make one thing PERFECTLY clear:"
... and then passed off the thoughts as his own. Someone will find the original... it's just a matter of time.
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I think I heard or read somewhere that Travis Kemp is trying to get an advance from the Denver front office so he can take care of this. As big as an idiot this guy is to spend the million he already received on his new contract and to father 9 children with 9 different women, I will cut him a little slack for trying to at least pay the child support.
Oh, and that "it takes two" bullshit is exactly that. Who cares what the women know. Its all on Travis to take responsibility if he is going to fuck a bunch of different women. The NFL even teaches you this when you are a rookie and if my memory serves me correct he wasn't drafted by the 49ers, so you know he received the proper advice.
Oh, and that "it takes two" bullshit is exactly that. Who cares what the women know. Its all on Travis to take responsibility if he is going to fuck a bunch of different women. The NFL even teaches you this when you are a rookie and if my memory serves me correct he wasn't drafted by the 49ers, so you know he received the proper advice.
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Link?King Crimson wrote:Henry is the next "Terrell" and Cutler the next "Elway".....blah blah blah....
Please try and separate common belief from some knob at the water cooler tickling your ass with bullshit! I’ve yet to hear anyone compare Henry to Davis or Cutler to Elway
Sorry to get off the topic... “Loser”… No doubt KC&PPaull copied that take!
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I just don't get why anyone would ever steal material from another poster.
Plagiarizing in an attempt to impress a bunch of internet geeks that you'll probably never meet in person just doesn't seem worth the grief when you (inevitably) get outed. The fact that we "hang" on the 'net would seem to indicate that the locals on the board probably have the ability to use google and similar tools to detect blatant lifting of material. Hell, even my 9th graders know enough to mix in a thesaurus to change SOME of the words when trying to hide plagiarized material.
Doing it repeatedly -and getting caught repeatedly- just shows a glaring deviation from the normal chromosome count.
Plagiarizing in an attempt to impress a bunch of internet geeks that you'll probably never meet in person just doesn't seem worth the grief when you (inevitably) get outed. The fact that we "hang" on the 'net would seem to indicate that the locals on the board probably have the ability to use google and similar tools to detect blatant lifting of material. Hell, even my 9th graders know enough to mix in a thesaurus to change SOME of the words when trying to hide plagiarized material.
Doing it repeatedly -and getting caught repeatedly- just shows a glaring deviation from the normal chromosome count.
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Yep. The level of idiocy is more than a bit higher than astounding and/or disturbing, and it's almost a year, to the day. He was banned for a few weeks last year, if I recall.Mike the Lab Rat wrote:Doing it repeatedly -and getting caught repeatedly- just shows a glaring deviation from the normal chromosome count.
Perhaps CCPaul is in need of an A&E TV "Intervention," for message board users.
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Indeed it is. Who would have thought a simple Derrick Thomas reset would have inspired Paul to self plunger himself in such an utterly epic manner? Even funnier, though Paul obviously plagiarized, he managed to do so in such a way that he demonstrated both a complete lack of originality and a total lack of understanding the point the original poster was making.Jsc810 wrote:Hall of Fame thread.
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I’m not sure you have to. Isn’t he too embarrassed to show his face in here about now?IndyFrisco wrote:I'm thinking another timeout is sounding good for the shitstain right about now.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Apparently not: (posted a few days after he was busted again)Goober McTuber wrote:I’m not sure you have to. Isn’t he too embarrassed to show his face in here about now?IndyFrisco wrote:I'm thinking another timeout is sounding good for the shitstain right about now.
Asshole just doesn't see how pathetic this is. Personally- I don't know if a timeout is necessary. If he is dumb enough to come in here and get plungered every time he posts something- more power to him!RevLimiter wrote:I guess I'M starting to get the hang of this plagiarism thing.
I guess so....
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Hmmm....no timeout, huh DF? You motherfuckers crack my ass up....do some of you even read the childish shit you post? Oh, and I'm still waiting for the "plungerings" to take place too.DallasFanatic wrote:The plungerings will get old Marley and we will have to read...errrr scroll over his shit posts. I think a timeout is necessary. If Wade Wilson gets five games for coaching while using HGH, than RuPaul Walker Lindh should get 5 games for being a tard.
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