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Bigger Tard -- AP or this guy?

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SOUTHWORTH, Wash. (AP) - A man trying to loosen a stubborn lug nut blasted the wheel with a 12-gauge shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs, sheriff's deputies said.

The 66-year-old man had been repairing a Lincoln Continental for two weeks at his home northwest of Southworth, about 10 miles southwest of Seattle, and had gotten all but one of the lug nuts off the right rear wheel by Saturday afternoon, Kitsap County Deputy Scott Wilson said.

"He's bound and determined to get that lug nut off," Wilson said.

From about arm's length, the man fired the shotgun at the wheel and was "peppered" in both legs with buckshot and debris, with some injuries as high as his chin, according to a sheriff's office report.

"Nobody else was there, and he wasn't intoxicated," Wilson said.

The man was taken to Tacoma General Hospital with injuries Wilson described as severe but not life-threatening.

What's worse -- maiming yourself with a shotgun, or doing it with a camera?
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Was he wearing women's underwear at the time?
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Cuda wrote:Was he wearing women's underwear at the time?
Very important detail there..
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Was he taken to the hospital by his hot 27-yr-old g/f?
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Was he handicapped by an astigmatism? All good, pertinent questions.

Or, we could just assume that AP's the bigger of the two tards. Really, is there any question?
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mvscal wrote:No, not really. The decision to photograph yourself prancing about in women's underwear and then make said photo availbale on the internet requires a chain of imbecility that far exceeds a snap, enraged decision to blast your tire with a shotgun.
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Ken wrote:we could just assume that AP's the bigger of the two tards. Really, is there any question?
Once motive is taken into account, there really isn't. At least dude w/ shotgun was trying to do something that needed to be done. Sure, his method was questionable. But at least in his case, no one has to ask, "Why?"
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AP told us why, the 27 year old hottie asked him to do it, and I believe him.

But what we don't know yet is whether his hottie looks like this

Image or this Image


So he's gotta post a pic of the hottie.
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pron wrote:AP told us why, the 27 year old hottie asked him to do it, and I believe him.
Okay, so now we have a motive for each. With tht said, knowingly amputating one's dignity w/an image trumps that of amputation by stupidity.

AP wins.
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pron wrote:AP told us why, the 27 year old hottie asked him to do it
That answers why he snapped the pic, but not why he sent it to anyone but her/him. There's still a question hanging about why he would be compelled to share it with ...anyone.
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The most disturbing part is that it was a mystery to him how it got out. That has to mean it was sent to more than one person.
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I read somewhere that he sent the photos to Cinderella_Undercover ....... but is C_U a female, or a Wendy Lou Who II? :lol:
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Smackie Chan wrote: his hot 27-yr-old g/f?
Any chick with underwear the width of a freeway on ramp cannot be labeled "Hot" unless she's on fire.
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Mister Bushice wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote: his hot 27-yr-old g/f?
Any chick with underwear the width of a freeway on ramp cannot be labeled "Hot" unless she's on fire.

No!!!

Not...

...BlondieBabe?


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Mister Bushice wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote: his hot 27-yr-old g/f?
Any chick with underwear the width of a freeway on ramp cannot be labeled "Hot" unless she's on fire.
Maybe AP's ass is just smaller than you think.









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mvscal wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:There's still a question hanging about why he would be compelled to share it with ...anyone.
It must have seemed like a good idea at the time. (11AM after a fifth of vodka)
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mvscal wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:There's still a question hanging about why he would be compelled to share it with ...anyone.
It must have seemed like a good idea at the time. (4AM after a fifth of vodka)

Dude -- we're talking about a guy who admitted to being a zero with the ladies, until at age 40, Rayduh James taught him "game"... over the internet.


And for those who missed it -- yes, he's fully admitted this.


I'm just wondering exactly how pathetic this guy is, that some stranger calling him a "crust infested cock garage" on the internet 1400 times actually improved his game with the ladies.


Paints quite the picture, don't it?
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Dinsdale wrote:
Dude -- we're talking about a guy who admitted to being a zero with the ladies, until at age 40, Rayduh James taught him "game"... over the internet.


And for those who missed it -- yes, he's fully admitted this.
Wait...are you telling me that in all my years of busting on zz, nobody bothered to hook me up with that ammo?

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I think I'm finally starting to figure this out.

AP: James, I need ass. How do I get it?
RJ: spike your hair and have cuda spunk on your sportcoat.
AP: I don't know - have anything else for me?
RJ: take a pic of yourself in your granny's panties and email it to SG.
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