[G] Newest Registered Member: AP's Tarp Sized Panties [/G]

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:38 am

Bennish wrote:...the crossdresser...

I think he prefers the term "gender neutral".
Let's show a little sensitivity, shall we?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:53 am

Bennish wrote:The only person I see Poptart running is the crossdresser you accepted with open arms.

Tch... you didn't answer the questions, dear.

See, this isn't about AP anymore. You wanted to drop in here and get some She Wants Revenge on our resident beatdown boy AP, but being as how he's now down for the count, it's now time to divert our attention.

See how that works? It's a dangerous game you play, fraught with peril.

WHO ARE YOU?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:56 am

oh fuck

Rack 88

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:58 am

It says who I am in my sig and my picture is in my sig at .net as I have already explained. I recognize a few names here, but never heard of you.

How about posting a picture of yourself so I know what I'm dealing with.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:10 am

Bennish wrote:It says who I am in my sig and my picture is in my sig at .net as I have already explained. I recognize a few names here, but never heard of you.

How about posting a picture of yourself so I know what I'm dealing with.

My pic? That can and will be arranged. Hide the children. I didn't put it out there, but I've been witched across numerous boards beyond count. I'm infamous.

So, you are Red Rover? Shooting pool?

I wouldn't kick that out of bed for eating crackers.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:16 am

Infamous for what?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:34 am

Bennish wrote:Infamous for what?

Melting in spectacular fashion.

But he's good peeps. Just be sure to keep the tape rolling.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:54 am

War Wagon wrote:
Bennish wrote:It says who I am in my sig and my picture is in my sig at .net as I have already explained. I recognize a few names here, but never heard of you.

How about posting a picture of yourself so I know what I'm dealing with.
My pic? That can and will be arranged. Hide the children. I didn't put it out there, but I've been witched across numerous boards beyond count. I'm infamous.

So, you are Red Rover? Shooting pool?

I wouldn't kick that out of bed for eating crackers.

Oh shit - here we go again.

Somewhere, Caddie is laughing

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:25 am

War Wagon wrote: looking to gain some cred for their pathetic existance by posting at all hours of the day and night.

Yeah, fair point.

Pushing a sleeping wino in a shopping cart off the end of a loading dock is one thing - but posturing and braying over it, for days on end (in a 'hey look what I did'!! kind of way), doesn't seem terribly healthy.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:31 am

Problem with your analysis is that I had nothing to do with it.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:17 am

Good God, RACK 88.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:39 pm

BSmack wrote:Melting in spectacular fashion.

But you never do, right?

Ponderous.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:43 pm

I think AP is just struggling with the concept of “getting into a girl’s pants”.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:16 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I think AP is just struggling with the concept of “getting into a girl’s pants”.

Not really

Funkywhiteboy · Post by **Funkywhiteboy** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:37 pm

'Scuse me, I clicked on this link accidentally.

:shock: :shock:

RACK the wytches!

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:59 pm

Throw another rack on the pile for the wytches.

And rack AP for taking one for the team. I can't remember the last time I've laughed this hard at anything on these boards.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:36 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Y2K

That's the guy who shared hotel rooms with AP, right?

How'd you like to be a fly on the wall in that room? I'm guessing even the flies were grossed out.

Y2K in a bra pic in 3...2...1...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:39 pm

btw, RACK 88. disASTER Card - bwahahahaha

warren · Post by **warren** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:41 pm

MissConduct wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Dudes, I never posted them. Not one of you are going after anyone posting my images that I never wanted posted in public.

Fuck you KC Scott for not doing the right thing. I never bitched to one m0d or Admin for letting this shit fly. Not one of you stopped SG's sister from spamming this shit and there you go.
You are by FAR the biggest, whiniest, hypocritical, pussy on the interwebs. Period. How soon you forget posting pictures of me post surgery that were only meant for a few people to see.

Karma is a bitch, BITCH.

If that shit happened the AP is a major fucking biatch, however, as the wise one Mikey has advised me, don't electronically send anything that you don't want the world to see.

BIG TIME THANKS TO MIKEY FOR THE HELP AND THE ADVICE!!!

At least there's still some class in this house dude.

warren · Post by **warren** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:43 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Y2K

That's the guy who shared hotel rooms with AP, right?

How'd you like to be a fly on the wall in that room? I'm guessing even the flies were grossed out.
Y2K in a bra pic in 3...2...1...

Please promise me not bra, I'm on R&big time R right now, I can't take any more of this madness!

Really laughing out loud, w.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:04 pm

warren wrote:If that shit happened the AP is a major fucking biatch, however, as the wise one Mikey has advised me, don't electronically send anything that you don't want the world to see.

BIG TIME THANKS TO MIKEY FOR THE HELP AND THE ADVICE!!!

Nice work, Mikey. Idiot.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:18 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
warren wrote:If that shit happened the AP is a major fucking biatch, however, as the wise one Mikey has advised me, don't electronically send anything that you don't want the world to see.

BIG TIME THANKS TO MIKEY FOR THE HELP AND THE ADVICE!!!

Nice work, Mikey. Idiot.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:23 pm

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Motel 6. We'll leave the lingerie out for you.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:49 pm

Well, since the reindeer aren’t here yet to post this old chestnut, allow me:

Lacey things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes, her silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
With little straps like spaghetti
It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night
Walking 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?", I'll say, "Wooohh man!
Just wait until the wife is out of town..."

The pics I’m a-sharing,
SG’s sister’s uncaring,
My ass-cheeks are splayed, I’m gonna get played,
Walking 'round in women's underwear.

Wearing pants from a hottie,
As I stand by the potty,
I called Raider James, and gots me some game,
Walking 'round in women's underwear.

In my mind I thought that I’d be scoring,
On the internet a chick I wooed,
As I set about to do my whoring,
It seemed I just got Wendy Lou Whoed.

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade, and join the parade
Walking 'round in women's underwear

Lacey things, missing
Didn't ask, permission
Wearing her clothes, silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear...
Walking 'round in women's underwear...
Walking 'round in women's underwear!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:02 pm

uh...hahahahaha! RACK

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:40 pm

Edited the previous post to stuff in a few more verses, kind of personalize it.

And as always, RACK the freaking wytches.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:52 pm

When is "AP's Tarp Sized Panties" going to start posting?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:08 pm

RACK Goobs! Very nicely done!

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:44 pm

Add another RACK for Goobs. Good God. LOL

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:32 pm

In the spirit of Goob's early Christmas song,
in lieu of Reindeer games,

All A.P. Wants for Christmas:

Every body Pauses and stares at A.P.
"Cause he photographed himself in womens panties
He doesn't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But his one wish on Christmas is as stained as his briefs.

All he wants for Christmas
is some new panties,
not stained like these,
not stretched out like these!

Gee, if he could only
have some fresh panties,
then he could wish you
"Merry Christmas."
It seems so long since he could say,
"These are my girlfriends, and I'm not gay!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy he'd be,
if only his lazy eye could see....(straight)

All he wants for Christmas
is his own panties,
that don't droop to his knees,
not stretched out like these.

Gee, if he could only
have some fresh panties,
then he could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:29 am

I'm literally cackling with glee.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:57 am

A Christmas Song:

Chestnuts stuffed inside his girlfriends skivs
AP prances round the room.
Tiny spots, on the mirror - what are those?
are they jizz or just spittle foam?

Everybody knows his girlfriend's got an ass as big
as KCPaul and Rumplewife combined
He said she was hot, but it's clear she is not
And that AP has gone quite out of his mind

The pics were used to score some quim
but his scam to get laid backfired on him
then everybody saw his dimpled thighs
winking back just like his kooky eye

And so this pile on has come to be
for boards from .net to T1B
and though it's been said, many times, many ways
BWA HAHAHAHA to AP

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:20 am

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:26 am

My bad, AP.

When you said you captured a Russian sub, I toooootally thought you meant something else.

In light of your revelation, it seems a great deal more plausable now.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:38 am

Just stopping by to say that, in all honesty, this may be my most favorite thread on all of the internet. RACK each and every one of you who brought it. Too many to name. Special shout out to the wytches. Goddamn, this is what keeps me dumping $4.39 through Western Union to Biggie on the 3rd of each month.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:40 pm

Dinsdale wrote: When you said you captured a Russian sub, I toooootally thought you meant something else.

In light of your revelation, it seems a great deal more plausable now.

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:32 pm

[marq=up][align=center]No one knows what it's like

To be the bad man

To be the sad man

In the camera's eye

No one knows what it's like

To be hated

To be faded

To telling only lies

But my dreams

They aren't as empty

As my basket seems to be

I have hours, only lonely

My love is panties

I feel so free

No one knows what it's like

To feel these feelings

Like I do

And I blame you

No one bites back as hard

On their finger

None of my stains and poo

Can show through

But my dreams

They aren't as empty

As my basket seems to be

I have hours, only lonely

My love is panties

They set me free

When my ass clenches, crack it open

Before I noose it and start to drool

When I smile, tell me some bad news

Before I laugh and act like a fool

When I prance like a princess

Put your nutsak upon my chin

If I shiver, it gives me the lotion

Keep me warm, let me wear your skin

No one knows what it's like

To be the bad man

To be the sad man

Behind the camera's eye[/align][/marq]

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:41 pm

^ That would have been perfect, but you missed the "Behind a Lazy Eye" softball...RACK nevertheless

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:01 pm

Fat Bones wrote:[marq=up][align=center]No one knows what it's like

To be the bad man

To be the sad man

In the camera's eye

No one knows what it's like

To be hated

To be faded

To telling only lies

But my dreams

They aren't as empty

As my basket seems to be

I have hours, only lonely

My love is panties

I feel so free

No one knows what it's like

To feel these feelings

Like I do

And I blame you

No one bites back as hard

On their finger

None of my stains and poo

Can show through

But my dreams

They aren't as empty

As my basket seems to be

I have hours, only lonely

My love is panties

They set me free

When my ass clenches, crack it open

Before I noose it and start to drool

When I smile, tell me some bad news

Before I laugh and act like a fool

When I prance like a princess

Put your nutsak upon my chin

If I shiver, it gives me the lotion

Keep me warm, let me wear your skin

No one knows what it's like

To be the bad man

To be the sad man

Behind the camera's eye[/align][/marq]

I simply cannot RACK that enough!! LMMFAO!

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:51 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Dudes, I never posted them. Not one of you are going after anyone posting my images that I never wanted posted in public.

Fuck you KC Scott for not doing the right thing. I never bitched to one m0d or Admin for letting this shit fly. Not one of you stopped SG's sister from spamming this shit and there you go.

AP looks pretty sexy in those panties. I'd like to get him really shit faced and tag that ass, by force if neccessary.

Sin,
Ankomak

Scan this.

AP, IVO? You were around for the WLW saga but still you felt comfortable enough to send pictures like this to a "woman" from a board?

Outstanding.