Foreskin fan....get your asses in here!!!!

[DallasFanatic]

Exremeplzr, BD, GDub(RIP) etal......

Since you pussies want no part to start a thread on the inevitable beatdown of your Foreskins this sunday, I will take it upon myself to get things started. It's no secret, how badly I despise not only the Redshins, but their piece of crap fans as well. All of you epitomize sucking cack to the nth degree. I will enjoy watching the beatdown of your pathetic squad for the bitch ass team they are.

On paper this should not be close. Since it is Boys vs. Skins, it will probably be a little closer. The Boys will shut down the Foreskins rushing attack, like they have versus every other ball club they faced this year. They will force Campbell to beat them in the air and we all know where that gets you right? Nowhere quickly.

The offense should put up its fair share of points with a nice balance of pass and run. Look for Romo to continue lighting up defenses like christmas trees, and Barbarian to run wild all over your pathetic squad.

Boys 37
Skins 13

Sig/AV's welcome as usual.

[Nacho]

Methinks I hear the sound of crickets....

[Headhunter]

Big Daddy is usually man enough to step in and drop a post about the game. The rest of the Skinfans are like ghosts.

Velo? You still lurking?


In for any Sig/Av as well.

Hell, I'll even offer a two for one deal. I'll wear a Sig/Av for two weeks if the Cowboys loose. Ya'll only have to wear it for one week.


Any takers?

Bueller?

[War Wagon]

GDub(RIP)

I used to get a chuckle or two out of watching you knuckleheads go back and forth.

sigh.... Good Times

Cowsnatches - 38
Bitchskins - 17

[velocet]

Exremeplzr, BD, GDub(RIP) etal......

Yeah, I didn't think you had the intestinal fortitude to call me out by nic.

Since you pussies want no part to start a thread on the inevitable beatdown of your Foreskins this sunday, I will take it upon myself to get things started. It's no secret, how badly I despise not only the Redshins, but their piece of crap fans as well. All of you epitomize sucking cack to the nth degree. I will enjoy watching the beatdown of your pathetic squad for the bitch ass team they are.

What a sloppy pastiche of pure malarkey attributable only to the classically dim mind of a 'Boys fan. You infer cause where there is none firmly established vis-a-vis our collective absence from the forum. I was here all offseason and preseason but my planned participation was pre-empted by something I'm still taking care of. Further, you adopt the utterly ill-advised fan smack tack. You shoulda just stuck to the on-field matchup talk if you wanted to keep matters skewed in your favor.

On paper this should not be close. Since it is Boys vs. Skins, it will probably be a little closer. The Boys will shut down the Foreskins rushing attack, like they have versus every other ball club they faced this year. They will force Campbell to beat them in the air and we all know where that gets you right? Nowhere quickly.

OF COURSE IT WON'T BE CLOSE. The Cowboys are the class of the NFC so far. If we use the "poor, fair, good, very good, excellent" spectrum in NFC reckoning, an honest appraisal of both teams puts the 'Skins at 'fair' and the 'Boys at 'excellent'. This will be an uphill battle for the B&G especially considering the physical status of the players.

The offense should put up its fair share of points with a nice balance of pass and run. Look for Romo to continue lighting up defenses like christmas trees, and Barbarian to run wild all over your pathetic squad.

Garrett the Magician knows from first hand experience what made Cowboys Football roll through the '90s and has been able to get that back in Dallas without the benefit of the original cast of HOF'ers. Amazing.

Sig/AV's welcome as usual.

I'm not in a position to commit to being around to enforce your sig next week.




In any case it's good to see you around and jaw atcha you bandwaggoning flimsy dough-head.

Methinks I hear the sound of crickets....

That's because that is all of what resides in your loopy dome.




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Packer, Eagle and Pat fans: props to yer squads. I didn't know NONE of us would be around, I just knew I wouldn't.
Sorry 'bout that.





velocet

[Headhunter]

Yeah, I didn't think you had the intestinal fortitude to call me out by nic.

Velo? You still lurking?

Looks like I've been relegated to persona non grata. Good to see you too, Velo!

[Nacho]

That's because that is all of what resides in your loopy dome.

If that was the case I would be a bitchskin fan....

[Shine]

It's no secret, how badly I despise not only the Redshins, but their piece of crap fans as well. All of you epitomize sucking cack to the nth degree.

As someone who lived in the DC area for over 8 years and had to deal with these fucksticks on a daily basis let me say that there aren't enough RACKS for that statement.

[velocet]

Yeah, I didn't think you had the intestinal fortitude to call me out by nic.

Velo? You still lurking?

Looks like I've been relegated to persona non grata. Good to see you too, Velo!

Relegated to png? THIS week it's a given!




'Natch-ho,
IKYABWAI is new for you from what I've seen. Congrats.
That whole thing where you pursued posting an endless reiteration of something about "faggy butt licking" was getting old.




Meanwhile there's some light work that sashayed in from left field that needs setting straight...

As someone who lived in the DC area for over 8 years and had to deal with these fucksticks on a daily basis let me say that there aren't enough RACKS for that statement.

velocet

[Nacho]

It's not old....

It's classic in a non fresh kind of way...

[RumpleForeskin]

I thought this was a tribute thread to me.

[velocet]

....non fresh...

That would be your defense, in one category:

Points/Game 21.7 (21st)


...which kinda wastes the good work you see the D has done as evidenced by the other stats:

Total Yards/Gm 298.6 (7th)
Rush Yards/Gm 86.8 (5th)
Pass Yards/Gm 211.8 (17th)


It's a worthy defense. That rush D is something to be proud of and has no small role in helping produce the 8-1 record.

But the unit can be scored on.


So I'm very confident the 'Skins can avoid a shutout.






velocet

[Headhunter]

I thought this was a tribute thread to me.

I didn't see retarded douchebag anywhere in the title.


Look, Skin fans are foul fucking beasts with the intelligence of a piece of lint, but I'm sure my boy DF would never disrespect them to the point of comparing them to you. Deep down they're not all bad, and after Sunday, we all go back to being cool with each other. I'm sure we wouldn't risk that by dropping the A-Bomb of smack and calling them rumples.

[Nacho]

....non fresh...

That would be your defense, in one category:

Points/Game 21.7 (21st)


...which kinda wastes the good work you see the D has done as evidenced by the other stats:

Total Yards/Gm 298.6 (7th)
Rush Yards/Gm 86.8 (5th)
Pass Yards/Gm 211.8 (17th)


It's a worthy defense. That rush D is something to be proud of and has no small role in helping produce the 8-1 record.

But the unit can be scored on.


So I'm very confident the 'Skins can avoid a shutout.




velocet

If you notice the trend with points being scored against the Cowboys,you will see it going steadily down. Kind of like any chance the skins have at reaching the playoffs after this weekend.

[velocet]

Hey RumpleHoustonFan,


Welcome!


Since you've just joined us this season, perhaps a little explanation of the following quote to you may be in order:

...after Sunday, we all go back to being cool with each other...

Well.... some of us, that is.




CarlSpackler and Gdub, fellow 'Skinsfans, fukkin' harbor incendiary white hot hate for all things and people associated with the Cowboys.
And they had a huge amount of hate left over for me because I never did share their way of seeing things. Big Daddy and grego also had no use for me for much the same reason I'm sure.

And I never gave a damn and smacked alongside them in threads over the years anyway. Except the time 'Spackler went into a rage and called me out on Smackboard for propping the 'Boys for their win a few years ago (MississippiNeck, a Cowboy fan loved seeing that shit.)

As far as I'm concerned, how any given Fan chooses to enjoy the NFL is pretty much a subjective call that is all that Fan's own and needs no objective justification. Sure, some Fan's outlooks seem to make little sense in the big picture (like a Raiderfan who also identifies as a Donkfan, for example) and are fair game for clowning. But if that's how one wants to roll, whatever.

My sin, in the eyes of other B&G faithful, is that I've never had the same hate intensity level for the 'Boys as they (and most other 'Skinsfans.)

I hate the fukkin' Eagles and Giants WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more.

The ideal regular season for me would be:

1. 'Skins: 16-0
2. Cowboys 4-12 (they sweep the Eagles and Giants for the four wins. Division losses utterly suck for every team and the more the fukkin' merrier for Pilly and NY.)
Tied for last: Eagles & Giants 0-14-2 (the ties are when they play each other)

Hell, I had even less hate for the Cards when they were still in the division. It just wasn't much of a rivalry. Whenever they got a rare win over other NFC East foes it did not suck (like that '97 playoff game, 'Boys fan )


I have and always honor and give the Dallas-Washington rivalry its due attention. I'm here, ain't I? I guess back in the day my respect for this Football god






got in the way of hatin' on all division rivals the same.


I don't care if anyone else sees things in the same way. Some do, though. Pre-realignment I knew a crew of Vikings fans who congregated at a favorite sports bar. Their sentiments were unanimous: pure hate for Chicago and Green Bay, strong dislike for Detroit and... those guys in orange... who were they again?

I've seen some evidence of something similar here. Charger, Chief and Raider fan battle it out consistently, but I suspect a lot them agree on an overwhelmingly stronger hate for Denver.


How do you reckon matters for the AFC South?




velocet

[orcinus]

I'm not reading all that, you stupid hippie.







orcinus

[Qbert]

Dear Mr. BUNGLE CLONE.......

Your PAL....Ron Popiel...is VERY Proud of YOU.

Babe Winkleman THINKS that you are FRESH!

you Keep on fighting that GOOD B & G Fight...

the BeatDOWN of the B & G will continue.....

[velocet]

I'm not reading all that, you stupid hippie.







orcinus

Dear Mr. BUNGLE CLONE.......

Your PAL....Ron Popiel...is VERY Proud of YOU.

Babe Winkleman THINKS that you are FRESH!

you Keep on fighting that GOOD B & G Fight...

the BeatDOWN of the B & G will continue.....

HEY, when did I start to deserve the ol' "Grab some random smack outta the bag, throw it and see if it sticks" treatment? Hippie? Ron Popiel, some guy I've never heard of, Babe Winkleman. another personal unknown, smack?


Well then, if you two are gonna continue such shenanigans I'm just going to have to refer these matters to the proper authorities. That's right! I'm NOT afraid to bring this insulting business all the way to the Smack Supreme Court! Miscreants with your Wild West mentality are dealt with harshly there, I assure you.

In other words, you two are picking on me, and it is NOT FAIR.

BTW Q- most Raven fans I know and have even heard on the radio hate the Redskins the most. But when they're not gripping over a mass delusion and concentrate on the reality of their division, the hate ranking goes pretty much 1. Steelers by far, 2. Browns, 3. Bengals. But I can tell you that yesterday was fairly hard on some locals, probably to your satisfaction.



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That was a good game, Cowboy fan! "Barbarian" didn't exactly run wild, unless you meant to say he'd run that way to the sidelines at the end of drives.

T. Owens IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE IS!!!!!!!!




It suxxors when a division rival makes it to the Super Bowl and it should be obvious that your team is well on the way. Props.

However, there is a serious silver lining to be found in one possible outcome of a SB. To wit: refer to SBs XXXV and XXXIX. Man, those were great. Chances are your team will meet up with the Patriots in the Big Game. You know what that is like, right?





Anyway, lay your sig and av on me. I'll wear 'em a few days next week too (this week is abreviated, you know, T-Day and all.)




velocet

[Qbert]

we're NOT Picking on You.....we kid....'cuz we Care.......

In other words, you two are picking on me, and it is NOT FAIR.

BTW Q- most Raven fans I know and have even heard on the radio hate the Redskins the most. But when they're not gripping over a mass delusion and concentrate on the reality of their division, the hate ranking goes pretty much 1. Steelers by far, 2. Browns, 3. Bengals. But I can tell you that yesterday was fairly hard on some locals, probably to your satisfaction.

velocet

Fvck the CROWS velo......

Babe Winkleman was some sort of 1970's Fisherman.....Ron Popiel--->inventor of the Pocket Fisherman......its ok.....thought that you "might" get that one.

sux that the 'skins can't get over the hump that equals The STAR. i feel it when dealing with the Stoolerz.

it sucks.

Happy Thanksgiving