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Man Turning Into a Tree

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This poor sap is turning into a tree apparently. For a while folks were pretty stumped by what was wrong but a doctor has figured it out and said he will be oak-kay.

Click on the link to see something that might give you nightmares.
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poor sap is turning into a tree
I see where you're going.
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Mister Bushice wrote:
poor sap is turning into a tree
I see where you're going.
I saw that too, but was just going to leave it be.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I thought this was going to be a TenTallBen reset
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I am going to investigate this with Sheriff Taylor and get to the root of the matter.
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I would like to cut all that off with a machete, make a stew with it, and force feed it to kckaley lol
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I'll bet he pines for the days before he grew roots.
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leaf it alone
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read before posting, would you?
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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I think it's important that he try to branch out into other areas.
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This one's a bitch. I hope he makes it through okay.

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If the disease doesn't kill him it's just barking up the wrong family tree.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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I'm pretty sure the plot to infect this poor sap was hatched by a branch of the John Birch Society.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:This one's a bitch. I hope he makes it through okay.

-JSC
Is that cause by diet? Or is it genetics?
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Mister Bushice wrote:read before posting, would you?
I read this tree times and I still don't get it!!
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do they make round up for bad puns? this thread needs a few squirts.
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Post by indyfrisco »

Here he is in a porno.

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