tebow breaks hand...

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:28 pm

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/f ... index.html

no report on the status of the bear..

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:22 pm

Must have rubbed up against some kryptonite.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:26 pm

Non throwing hand.....he'll be fine.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:50 pm

Non throwing hand.....he'll be fine.

Right hand, left hand... He could still beat Michigan single-handedly.

OUMO · Post by **OUMO** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:58 pm

Why does Tebow even need arms? They can just direct snap the football into his mouth and he can fire passes out of his pee hole.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:03 pm

He could beat the WHOLE Big 10 single handedly...

FTFY Lance...

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:06 pm

So now he needs to get a real girlfriend?

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:00 pm

He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:32 pm

This is nothing....you should see the Florida sites....everyone tries to outdue everybody else....ie superman, insert any act of god here, etc

I think its awesome!!!! First dude to go 20+ tds pass and 20+ tds rushing.

All of it well deserved. Too bad he doesn't play defense.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:31 pm

^^^^^^^

give Urban time

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:11 am

And here I thought he was invincible.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:40 am

he is invincible.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:02 pm

The system is designed to allow him to hang up so many TDs. Sheeeesh the only reason Gaytor fan has a hard on for him is he is the first male they have ever seen with perfect teeth and lives in a house with out wheels on it.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:27 pm

Nolesy wrote:The system is designed to allow him to hang up so many TDs. Sheeeesh the only reason Gaytor fan has a hard on for him is he is the first male they have ever seen with perfect teeth and lives in a house with out wheels on it.

The system? The same one that just racked up 45 on your Geno Hayes lead noles with drooling, diaper wearing bowden on teh sideline?

Best news? Bowden gets a contract extension. Music to Gator fan's ears. Hell, give him a lifetime extension. Booby is 0-3 vs UMIII.

Have fun in mediocrity. Not so much fun beating when you suck.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:14 am

http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/s ... 1124.shtml

Thought it was funny regardless of the other thread.