Grab your lube Cowboy fan

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:56 pm

Jerrah Jones wants to buttfuck you in the mouth.

http://www.dallasobserver.com/2007-11-2 ... e-cowboys/

At those prices, I'm not even sure it makes sense for ticket brokers to try to muscle in. WTF is Jones trying to do?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:54 pm

I don't think it's what he's trying to do... It's what he's doing.

Every last seat in that premium pricing range will be sold at those prices. You know it, I know it, and most of all, Jerry knows it. It's simple supply and demand. And the demand is MUCH higher than the supply.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:37 pm

....until the Cowboys start stinking it up.........

The bottom line is if the Cowboys are doing it, look for other teams to start this crazy price gouging.

My advice, get your NFL fix now, because in a few years most people will not be able to afford to go.

Like the Super Bowl, the NFL seems determined to cater to businesses in the regular season, as opposed to fans.

The NFL is becoming the IRS, a huge money grab. What's next, NFL ticket for $500-$1000 a season?

As much as I love the NFL, I'll pull the plug before it comes to that.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:38 pm

Unless the Cowboys start stinking it up before 09 it won't matter. PSL's will be sold. That is the huge cash grab. individual ticket prices can always be adjusted later.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:56 pm

...$75.00 zops to park?? ooooooohweeeeeeeeeee

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:57 pm

EVERYTHING'S bigger in Texas.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:34 pm

ChargerMike wrote:...$75.00 zops to park?? ooooooohweeeeeeeeeee

what do you think a beer will sell for?

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:14 am

those tickets will ALL Sell...and we'll start hearing about how the Stadium has no Atmosphere.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa.

Sin,

the 10's of Clones that can afford to go.

FUCK RAISING THE TICKET PRICE THAT CATERS TO THE WHINE AND CHEESE CROWD.

Crickets are laughing at you--->GLAD that gOd can Watch.

better keep WINNING......Jerrah'.....or else you'll be just like the Lakers.

wanna give Son of BUM a $12 Million per year Contract just to keep youe audience RIVITED?

Greenie! 10 bucks for a beer.....count it.

How are those Irons working for you? i'm expecting some residules soon....

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:44 am

Qbert wrote: Greenie! 10 bucks for a beer.....count it.

That's about the price right now.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:54 am

RevLimiter wrote:EVERYTHING'S bigger in Texas.

Except for one bloated mass in KC.

You should move. Keep the slogan alive.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:33 pm

Qbert wrote: How are those Irons working for you? i'm expecting some residules soon....

they get better the more I play them.....5-pw are money.....4 eh, not so much (but that's what comes from decreased swing speed)......

I'm thinking about going to a hybrid 4....

what do you recommend....

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:34 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:EVERYTHING'S bigger in Texas.
Except for one bloated mass in KC.

You should move. Keep the slogan alive.

I am so deep inside your cavernous mongoloid dome there's no escaping....damn I love it when a plan comes together!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:08 pm

Felix wrote:hybrid 4....

Best. Club. Ever.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:30 pm

How do you think that twat J.J. pays for his Botox, Face lift and hyperberic chamber?

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:54 am

Felix wrote:
Qbert wrote: How are those Irons working for you? i'm expecting some residules soon....
they get better the more I play them.....5-pw are money.....4 eh, not so much (but that's what comes from decreased swing speed)......

I'm thinking about going to a hybrid 4....

what do you recommend....

Adams Pro Hybrid
Mizuno
Cobra Pro Hybrid
Titleist
Sonartec

these hybrids have NO Offset Greenie....and will all probably suit you just FINE. just find one that has a good Shaft (trajectory)--->hit'em OUTSIDE too. Local Golf Shop Simulator will give you an "x-tra Long Distance" read....just like Mine does in Toledo. if you hit one "Low" it will give you a longer Distance...FYI.

most other Hybrids have some Offset....(if you Slice...that is a HELP)--->but, Greenie....you don't. Focus on the "above" and you'll be Happy.

(p.s.--->would an "on the Ball M0d" Split/move this to the Golf Forum?)

...nah'....Jack would MISS that yardage SMACK.....

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:28 pm

Cosmo Kramer wrote:How do you think that twat J.J. pays for his Botox, Face lift and hyperberic chamber?

Ummmm...by having 67,000 rowdy individuals watch the absolute ass-fucking of your Packers?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:39 pm

DallasFanatic wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:How do you think that twat J.J. pays for his Botox, Face lift and hyperberic chamber?
Ummmm...by having 67,000 rowdy individuals watch the absolute ass-fucking of your Packers?

I think the point of this thread was that in a couple of years you won’t have 67,000 rowdy fans. You’ll have 80,000 Chardonnay sippers arriving late, sitting on their hands, and leaving early. Bye-bye home field advantage.

Have a looky-see:

http://stadium.dallascowboys.com/

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:16 am

Hmmm.....Goober.....i think i nailed that 6 days ago.

WAR Affirmation!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:24 am

Qbert wrote:Hmmm.....Goober.....i think i nailed that 6 days ago.

I'm sorry, are we talking about the Cowboys or your neighbor's poodle?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:04 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Qbert wrote:Hmmm.....Goober.....i think i nailed that 6 days ago.
I'm sorry, are we talking about the Cowboys or your neighbor's poodle?

Or your wife.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:55 pm

Of more interest is the continuing Greg Williams saga. Frisco?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:05 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Qbert wrote:Hmmm.....Goober.....i think i nailed that 6 days ago.
I'm sorry, are we talking about the Cowboys or your neighbor's poodle?
Or your wife.

God knows that whatever fat ugly cow consented to share your bed would never be a part of the conversation.