Must be tired after the spotlight hunt and 10 rounds of "hey fellas, check this out!"
Can't wait for him to get back in here and wow me with his insightful takes on CFB as well as some PHENOMINAL smack.
Where's Whitey?
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Re: Where's Whitey?
You must be feeling very optimistic. Care to pass some of that killer bud this way?Blitzen wrote:Must be tired after the spotlight hunt and 10 rounds of "hey fellas, check this out!"
Can't wait for him to get back in here and wow me with his insightful takes on CFB as well as some PHENOMINAL smack.
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
Whitey is just looking for a little extra attention, don't be so hard on the poor fella.
Away from the manager, a can of bud in his hand,
The little whitey wagon laid down his drunk head.
His forklift in drive and no co-pilot to say,
That idiot whitey wagon pulled the shelves down this day.
Like cattle that grazes, in lunch whitey partakes,
But little did he know he’ll cry from this morning’s mistake.
The Manager said I love a good laugh, like any other guy
But this shit is enough, whitey … goodbye!
”Fat, drunk and stupid,” It’s whiteys war cry
He heads back to the trailer, Mrs Wags be gone he prays.
Because when she finds out, forget tender and care,
She’ll send whiteys balls up to heaven, but the rest will stay here in hell.
Away from the manager, a can of bud in his hand,
The little whitey wagon laid down his drunk head.
His forklift in drive and no co-pilot to say,
That idiot whitey wagon pulled the shelves down this day.
Like cattle that grazes, in lunch whitey partakes,
But little did he know he’ll cry from this morning’s mistake.
The Manager said I love a good laugh, like any other guy
But this shit is enough, whitey … goodbye!
”Fat, drunk and stupid,” It’s whiteys war cry
He heads back to the trailer, Mrs Wags be gone he prays.
Because when she finds out, forget tender and care,
She’ll send whiteys balls up to heaven, but the rest will stay here in hell.
Actually, no you are not.War Wagon wrote:You punks are pathetic.
I'm getting way more mileage out of this than are you.
Top 5 jobs for Whitey this upcoming summer.
1. Guy who eats all the nachos
2. Movie heckler
3. Get girlfriend
4. Iraqi Minister of Information
5. Any of the above while wearing a wife-beater.
Dear Deer,
I've observed your triumphs via mass trample since their inception at THEtrolls.com. The way you can dominate threads is something I've not seen accomplished since the trademark Trolls of days of yore did such things. So your legacy is in good company.
When you see a thread composed of mostly or nothing but Deer posts, do you think :crickets: or :tumbleweed:?
Banish the thought. It's more like :fear-to-tread:
velocet
I've observed your triumphs via mass trample since their inception at THEtrolls.com. The way you can dominate threads is something I've not seen accomplished since the trademark Trolls of days of yore did such things. So your legacy is in good company.
When you see a thread composed of mostly or nothing but Deer posts, do you think :crickets: or :tumbleweed:?
Banish the thought. It's more like :fear-to-tread:
velocet
That's because it's only a couple of guys running the deer, so one guy posts several times in a row, each time with a different deer.velocet wrote:Dear Deer,
The way you can dominate threads is something I've not seen accomplished since the trademark Trolls of days of yore did such things.
BTW, the name "Donder" is still funny.
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Oh?OCmike wrote:
That's because it's only a couple of guys running the deer, so one guy posts several times in a row, each time with a different deer.
You've got IP information, do you?
Who's running the deers- besides PUSFAN, that is?
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
Look at the times that they post, Beavis. Doesn't take a genius to figure out that unless they're all banging refresh on every single thread all day long, it's doubtful that there's any other way that they all seem to post within 2 minutes of each other.Cuda wrote:Oh?OCmike wrote:
That's because it's only a couple of guys running the deer, so one guy posts several times in a row, each time with a different deer.
You've got IP information, do you?
Who's running the deers- besides PUSFAN, that is?
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Actually, I think he uses Firefox.RumpleForeskin wrote:O/U number of tabs PSUFAN has open on his IE right now? 8?
I hope he has a ton of RAM. With that many open tabs, it can be a real memory hog.
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Why don’t you just STFU.
Rumple, I don't have any deer trolls. However, when I have attempted to stay logged in with 2 or more usernames in the past, I've discovered that multiple browsers work best. The sessions will not be maintained no matter how many tabs you are using in one given browser.RumpleForeskin wrote:O/U number of tabs PSUFAN has open on his IE right now? 8?
Now that I've been helpful, please post Mt. Rumplewife's MOST COMPLIMENTARY PIC. We'll be nice.
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