Fuck you dave.

[Y2K]

AP has, on many occasions, offered the board descriptive narratives detailing his various and sundry employment scenarios. The suggestion that a deer troll posted personal information is patently laughable.

No he hasn't... He has NEVER posted where he works, You search his posts and find it mmkay? Otherwise be the irrevelant cunt as per the norm. Your choice. Now why would I have doubts about the Admins here?

You are a fucking Bitch

Obviously this Board ISN'T about shits and giggles and the rules are subject to interpretation.

This is the deal.... You ban the poster or I will log in with various trolls from multiple IP's and drop info on everyone

Sounds like fun doesn't it.

Truth is I won't or never will, but you are one pathetic tool.

Fuck You and anyone who thinks taking Smack to a level that can get someone fired from a job is OK.

[Blitzen]

Meltdown in 10...9...8...

[Dog]

Fuck You and anyone who thinks taking Smack to a level that can get someone fired from a job is OK.

As someone who was nearly fired from a job thanks to the cunt in Wichita, I debinitly concur.

[PSUFAN]

Very little of that is worth responding to - but it sure is funny!

The dust cloud over Fresno is forming a little spout this morning...better get in the basement, Dorothy! Grab TotoNic!

[Y2K]

social security numbers of the porn "stars" he was working with as some sort of consultant.

Those were phony you fucking tool.

You see there AP the poster would has no defense when he fucks up and then there's Mike a guy with a real great job with a good company. Someone couldn't help themselves and posted his employer to get over.


Great job

I'm glad you find it funny dave

Obviously I can't trust the admins here to seperate fun from fact.

C-ya

[PSUFAN]

You see there AP the poster would has no defense when he fucks up

Gunslinger hacked a password.

It was a REALLY good one.

Mike, Dave, Tom, Dick, and Harry...some folks simply ignore usernames, JSC. I think they feel it somehow strengthens their arguments...SOMETHING has to strengthen them.

[Rudolph]

Oooh! I can play this game.

Last night, Vixen said there's some shitface-drunk attorney on this board named Chip that likes to run over dogs in his spare time.

Mike Vick thinks that's fucked up, btw.

[Blitzen]

Mike Vick thinks that's fucked up, btw.

Drunk attorneys or fags named Chip?

[Blitzen]

I can't ever keep track of all this shit. Who are Mike and Dave?

Ditka and Letterman.

Don't ask, it's not my dream.

[Mikey]

I can't ever keep track of all this shit. Who are Mike and Dave?

Morning drive time radio in Fresno.

[PSUFAN]

then there's Mike a guy with a real great job with a good company. Someone couldn't help themselves and posted his employer to get over.

You see, the problem with this noise is that we all know it's total horseshit.

We all know the real reason Fresno's all aglow.

One of you guys slipped into some fat girl's cottage cheese hammock, self-took a variety of pics, and sent them out to the smack boards. I don't think ANY of us have forgotten that, ya silly bastard.

[Rudolph]

Sammy works part-time at Wal Mart.

That's right. I JUST SAID THAT.

[Blitzen]

Sammy works part-time at Wal Mart.

That's right. I JUST SAID THAT.

I think he has the hots for the chick that mucks out the bathrooms and wrangles the shopping carts.

[RumpleForeskin]

some fat girl's cottage cheese hammock...

Hey ass-hole...oh wait...nevermind.

[Cuda]

I can't ever keep track of all this shit. Who are Mike and Dave?

That's me & Smackie, respectively

[PSUFAN]

Fuck you dave.

Oh yeah? Well, fuck YOU, Smedley.

[smackaholic]

I got just one little question.

Who the fukkk did mike or AP or anyone else for that matter, tell this personal info to?

Why did he?

Anonimity, folks. It's a good thing. Try it sometime. It could keep you employed or maybe keep some crazy fukk from showing up on your door step packing a gun or weapon or maybe a fukking lousville slugger.

I know there are he man types here that think, "anonimity, I don't need no stinking anonimity!!!"

good for you, tough guy. just don't be surprised when someone buttfukks you in the mouth because you no longer have it.

not saying that the little faggit that would do so isn't the worst form of bottom feeding slime there is. just saying that you ought to expect it and that it's your job to defend against such bullshit.

[Dog]

Gigolo, Home Depot
AP's boss gives up hope
Submarines in the Air Force,
AP drifts from coast to coast
Oh, he kicked at OU,
Right, he kicked at OU.

As a relative newb in this sordid clambake, without any knowledge of who any of you are, here's what I get from this:

AP is Atomic Punk, but I'm not even sure about that.
He might work at Home Depot, he might not.
He might be in the Air Force, he might not.
He might work at Coast to Coast, he might not. Are there any Coast to Coasts still open?

Basically, seems like much ado aboot nothing.

Its Festivus. Drink good beer, have fun and leave the petty shit at the door.

Or not.

[Dog]

He might be in the Air Force, he might not.

Actually he was in the Navy.

BAN

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Dog,
AP (aka Atomic Punk/ZZTop) has a long and sordid history on these here boards. I really don't see the point of Y2K's accusation as, AP has provided a tom of info on himself. The Home Depot job goes back to his days in New Jersey, a story in itself filled with personal info he provided. Countless posted pics, along with his military & collegiate careers and (what seems like) dozens of jobs in between have all been brought up by AP himself. I can only conclude that Y2K was trolling and or drunk when he began this inane drivel.

[Rudolph]

Actually he was in the Navy.

In the Navy?? You mean like this?

Careful, Chip.

You'll start carrying on with the yuks and, sooner or later you'll trip over all those racks you've collected, shit your pants and end up back in the hospital.

[smackaholic]

He might be in the Air Force, he might not.

Actually he was in the Navy.

BAN

and he drove P-3s.

whoops.

guess i'm double banned.

[Mikey]

AP is Atomic Punk, but I'm not even sure about that.
He might work at Home Depot, he might not.
He might be in the Air Force, he might not.
He might work at Coast to Coast, he might not. Are there any Coast to Coasts still open?

What tune is that supposed to go with?
Is it Santa Claus is Coming to Town?
I can't quite get it.

[BSmack]

AP is Atomic Punk, but I'm not even sure about that.
He might work at Home Depot, he might not.
He might be in the Air Force, he might not.
He might work at Coast to Coast, he might not. Are there any Coast to Coasts still open?

What tune is that supposed to go with?
Is it Santa Claus is Coming to Town?
I can't quite get it.

I'm thinking of You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch

But not exactly.

[PSUFAN]

I can only conclude that Y2K was trolling and or drunk when he began this inane drivel.

In short, business as usual.

[Dinsdale]

I've been around these boards quite a few years now, going back to SC3.

Most of the other people here have too, if not longer.


And just so I have this straight... one of the members of the old Portscan Posse is sticking up for one of the more notorious members of the Portscan Posse in his absence?


Pretty ironic that a brickmason lives in a glass house.

[XXXL]

How about a beer or three?

[Cuda]

that's obviously Cherry Pie by Warrant

You're trying to make Python's head explode

[socal]

Pretty ironic that a brickmason lives in a glass house.

Ban Dins from this place. And ban alcohol from Y2K's lips.

[Jerkovich]

Pretty ironic that a brickmason lives in a glass house.

ban alcohol from Y2K's lips.

Are you kidding? That guy brings on more yucks in one night of drinking then all of you in one year.

[socal]

Pretty ironic that a brickmason lives in a glass house.

ban alcohol from Y2K's lips.

Are you kidding? That guy brings on more yucks in one night of drinking then all of you in one year.

How is he able to do that when you're leeched onto his marble bag like a stink on shit?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

That guy brings on more yucks in one night of drinking then all of you in one year.

I really wouldn't doubt that one bit.

[Donder]

This melt is a fucking classic. Good to see the old Momma's boys from SC3 huddling together against big hairy deer dick. I hope other ping monkeys come out of retirement to receive their musky, unsheathed stocking stuffers.

Racks to mvscal and all who started this mess.