Hey guys, I got a good joke!

Pork Chop · Post by **Pork Chop** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:37 pm

Kansas City (AP) - A seven-year-old Kansas City, MO boy was at the center of a Kansas City courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Kansas City Chiefs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

FUCK Herm and King Carl!

:bode:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:54 pm

KFC Paul has a Certified Holiday Troll™? Pork chop doen't sound right, though. Maybe Whole Hog.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:56 pm

Damn, I feel honored that somebody's shit-trolling me.....I think.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:59 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Damn, I feel honored that somebody's shit-trolling me.....I think.

I think I can spare R-Jack the suspicion of what you currently look like. The pose in jtr's avi pretty much "nails" it.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:03 pm

Link?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:10 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Link?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:17 pm

Here's most recent pic of Paul. In this one, he blames George Lucas for the poor camera angle.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:40 pm

Wow....looks like I LOST weight.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:21 pm

Look again, Tubs.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:21 pm

I DID look again, and I used to have FOUR CHINS....apparently I now have three.

WAR Hydroxycut

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:33 pm

Fuck it mvscal, since y'all SAY that I am then I must be....cuz you guys know it all and stuff, right?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:21 pm

RevLimiter wrote:since y'all SAY that I am then I must be

Not at all true. As with most anything in life (be it real or message board), a reputation cannot be conferred - it must be earned. So take some well-deserved pride in the fact that you've EARNED the status of being a fat, retarded punchline. No one else could've done that for you, superstar. So heed mvscal's advice, and revel - hell, even wallow - in it.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:27 pm

Eggs Benedict Arnold was taught @ a young age the ever fresh take of "I know you are, but what am I" He clearly doesen't get the "laughing @ "him, not with him" approach