Shit Trolls = Shit Posters

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:39 pm

PSUFAN wrote:

If you run hot water directly into the drain for a couple minutes after pouring the gease down, it won't clog your sink.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:11 pm

that's why I follow every dozen hotdogs with a 24 oz mocha cappucino from the 711.

--kcStentWagon

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:15 am

PSUFAN wrote:that's why I follow every dozen hotdogs with a 24 oz mocha cappucino from the 711.

--kcStentWagon

True dat.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:53 am

C&Paul reminds me of Fraudo, except even Fraudo didn't engage in this lame-as-fuck "aww, shucks, ya got me ... RACK!" or "true dat" horseshit.

Bros: Say what you want about AP posing for pics in panties. At least he had the sense to ease off the login keys for a while.

Paul, on the other hand? Arguably the biggest fucking tard on the Internets, in all ways. I have no doubt that this entire post will be C&P'd ... errr, "quoted" with a response along the lines of,

"OH YEAH? ... FUCK YOU ... suck it BITCH! I've got :bode:

"

Self-deprecating humor at its pathetically lamest.

Paul, there really is a cure for ADD, and I've got it.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:45 pm

I just want to make this clear right now.

My name isn't Mike.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:45 pm

OK maybe it is.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:11 pm

RadioFan wrote:C&Paul reminds me of Fraudo, except even Fraudo didn't engage in this lame-as-fuck "aww, shucks, ya got me ... RACK!" or "true dat" horseshit.

Bros: Say what you want about AP posing for pics in panties. At least he had the sense to ease off the login keys for a while.

Paul, on the other hand? Arguably the biggest fucking tard on the Internets, in all ways. I have no doubt that this entire post will be C&P'd ... errr, "quoted" with a response along the lines of,

"OH YEAH? ... FUCK YOU ... suck it BITCH! I've got "

Self-deprecating humor at its pathetically lamest.

Paul, there really is a cure for ADD, and I've got it.

GOOD ONE RadioFan.....a hearty BWAHAHAHAHAHA to be sure! You betcha!!!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:25 pm

Pauly,

I see you've taken to spamming the board with the same inane reply to the countless posts bashing you. My scroll wheel thanks you.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:47 pm

mvscal wrote:Don't you usually just pour it down Rumplewife's cakepipe?

Not as often as you taking in a cleveland steamer from men who call a bridge their domicile.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:59 pm

BSmack wrote:Pauly,

I see you've taken to spamming the board with the same inane reply to the countless posts bashing you. My scroll wheel thanks you.

I like to call it a standard and time-saving universal response, but whatever blows your skirt up.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:07 pm

RevLimiter wrote:I like to call it a standard and time-saving universal response

Hey, I’ve got one of those:

Go fuck yourself you FAT fucking RETARD.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:21 pm

RevLimiter wrote: I like to call it a standard and time-saving universal response.

You could save even more time by not responding at all, but apparently that logic escapes you.

Can't speak for anyone else, but when I see your nic as the last post in a thread, I avoid clicking on that thread like one would attempt to avoid stepping in a heaping pile of dogshit. For the most part, I'm pretty successful at that strategic avoidance technique.

However, whenever I click on a thread and inadvertantly come across one of your mind numbing posts, I feel like I did just step in dogshit.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:00 am

Honest question here.

Are KC Kaley and KC Paul twins?
Because based on their posts alone, I sure as hell can't tell any difference between the two.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:47 am

You're not familiar with Kaley then.

Paul, for all his faults as a poster, doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Probably a really nice, jovial guy in person.

Kaley should have been put down like a rabid dog.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:41 am

Kaley was run from .net if that tells you anything, Otis.

Wags, all you gotta do is talk to Truman or Dave....they know how I roll (fat reset on the word "roll" to follow).

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:42 am

Kaley is the ass and Paul is the hole.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:44 am

poptart wrote:Kaley is the ass and Paul is the hole.

Gee Pops, I thought we were like buddies and stuff.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:58 am

I think you're a good guy in real life, Paul.
Prolly make a nice neighbor.
Lend me your weed whacker if mine was on the fritz.
Chat me up about football and motorbikes over our picket fences.
Lend me your wife when mine is on the rag.

But it doesn't matter.
The overwhelming majority of people who post on these boards are 'good' folks.
But nobody cares how they are are, or what they do, in real life ..... other than to run some smack on it.

What matters when you come in here is what you post.
Your posting happens to be at the bottom 1/16th of message boarders worldwide.

KC Scott once made the analogy of the board as a corner tavern.
You walk in and shoot the shit with whoever happens to be there at the time.
Have some chuckles, talk semi-serious sometimes .. or whatever.
If there is a bonehead who hangs around there, people stay away from talking to him, or they mock him.

Drastically change your gameplan or find a new hobby.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:08 pm

poptart wrote:Kaley is the ass and Paul is the hole.

Well, that would explain why he's full of shit.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:34 am

but all of it racks.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:44 am

Question: How many reindeer and shit trolls does PUSFAG own?

Answer: A shit troll will respond shortly.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:00 am

Come out from behind the panties.

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:07 am

We had such a nice holiday get together last year that I was sure that AP would at least drop by to say hello to us.

But he's not hosptitable.

Or he's a pussy.

Who belongs behind panties.

Get your ass in here, loser.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:15 am

Get your ass in here

He must be fashionably late.

Sin,

the penises

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:43 am

Oh well, at leastum he trotted his out little buttfriend, Y2K, to take one for the team.

That went well.

Wacko Martyr_the_ Shrubber conspiracy yammerings, three years after the fact, make for a solid core strategum.

Mix in a Home Depot outing + a half-dozen or more beer belches and oh for sure, everyone is laughing with you.

99 bottles of Key on the wall,
99 bottles of Key.
Take one down,
You've been clowned.
99 bottles of Key on the wall.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:11 am

OTST wrote:A shit troll will respond shortly.

I guess that means you can cross Dinsdale off the list.

Where has AP been? Has he migrated to a cross-dresser message board somewhere?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:11 pm

OTST wrote:Question: How many reindeer and shit trolls does PUSFAG own?

Answer: A shit troll will respond shortly.

What part of "I don't operate a deer troll" didn't you understand, nimrod?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:09 am

PSUFAN wrote:
OTST wrote:Question: How many reindeer and shit trolls does PUSFAG own?

Answer: A shit troll will respond shortly.
What part of "I don't operate a deer troll" didn't you understand, nimrod?

What part of "NOBODY FUCKING BELIEVES YOU" didn't you understand, nimrod?

fix · Post by **fix** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:21 am

RevLimiter wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
OTST wrote:Question: How many reindeer and shit trolls does PUSFAG own?

Answer: A shit troll will respond shortly.
What part of "I don't operate a deer troll" didn't you understand, nimrod?
What part of "NOBODY FUCKING BELIEVES YOU" didn't you understand, nimrod?

It's true, he doesn't operate a deer troll.

And you can Balee Dat

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:54 am

RevLimiter wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
OTST wrote:Question: How many reindeer and shit trolls does PUSFAG own?

Answer: A shit troll will respond shortly.
What part of "I don't operate a deer troll" didn't you understand, nimrod?
What part of "NOBODY FUCKING BELIEVES YOU" didn't you understand, nimrod?

I believe him. You don't speak for anyone except the acreage that is you.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:11 am

poptart wrote:
KC Scott once made the analogy of the board as a corner tavern.
You walk in and shoot the shit with whoever happens to be there at the time.
Have some chuckles, talk semi-serious sometimes .. or whatever.
If there is a bonehead who hangs around there, people stay away from talking to him, or they mock him.

Yea, those were kind of the golden days of the SC spin off boards.
You actually "knew" who you were posting or smacking with.
Met a portion of the NFL board over the years - drank with more than a few of 'em
Now we get Reindeer, easter bunnies and AP"s self of steam.
We also get tards calling bosses, tards calling dudes pretending to be chicks, and tards calling owls