RANK 'EM THREAD

[Pork Chop]

1,1,1,1,1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Bushice]

This one tastes funny.

[Pork Chop]

HERE'S A SONG PARAODY I MADE UP OF MICHEAL JACKSON'S "BAD"

I CALL IT "FAT"


Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or Ill sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
cause Im the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
Im too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
Ive got more chins than chinatown

Well, Ive never used a phone booth
And Ive never seen my toes
When Im goin to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because Im fat, Im fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Dontcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again whos fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the richter scale
Down at the beach Im a lucky man
Im the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
Im gonna need my own zip code

When youre only having seconds
Im having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because Im fat, Im fat, sha mone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again whos fat

If you see me comin your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that Im hungry
Then wont you feed my face

Because Im fat, Im fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know Im fat, Im fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself Im a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know Im huge, Im fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows Im fat and Im proud
Just tell me once again whos fat

[PSUFAN]

This one tastes funny.

I'm guessing it's a familiar taste, though.

[Pork Chop]

HERE'S A 'NOTHER ONE I MADE UP. IT'S A PARAODY OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S "BEAT IT"


I CALL IT "EAT IT"



How come youre always such a fussy young man?
Dont want no captain crunch, dont want no raison bran
Well, dont you know that other kids are starving in japan
So eat it, just eat it

Dont want to argue, I dont want to debate
Dont want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You wont get no dessert till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Dont you tell me youre full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesnt matter if its boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin shame
Youre playin with your food, this aint some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, youll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what youre told
You havent even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or its gonna get cold
So eat it

I dont care if youre full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesnt matter it its fresh or tanned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Dont you make me repeate it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesnt matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If its gettin cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you dont like it, you cant send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesnt matter if its boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Dont you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesnt matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

[Pork Chop]

CYNDI LAUPER DID A DITTY CALLED "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"


THIS IS MY PARAODY CALLED "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE LUNCH"



I know to keep a woman satisfied.
When I whip out my diners card their eyes get so wide.
Theyre always in the mood for something to munch.
Ah girls, they wanna have lunch.
Ah, girls just wanna have...

Thats all they really want,
Some lunch.
Dont ask em to dinner
Or breakfast or brunch,
cause girls, they wanna have lunch.
Ah, girls just wanna have lunch.

Girls they want, wanna have lunch, girls, wanna have..

[Mister Bushice]

This one tastes funny.

I'm guessing it's a familiar taste, though.

I've had it on my keyboard before.

[Goober McTuber]

Weird Al Yankovic running a T1B troll? Awesome.

[Smackie Chan]

Weird Al Yankovic running a T1B troll? Awesome.

Don't jump to conclusions, Goobs. Let's do some further analysis. What we have here is a retarded fat troll who steals other people's work, cuts & pastes it, and claims it as his own. Hmmm...sounds vaguely familiar, doesn't it?

[Goober McTuber]

Weird Al Yankovic running a T1B troll? Awesome.

Don't jump to conclusions, Goobs. Let's do some further analysis. What we have here is a retarded fat troll who steals other people's work, cuts & pastes it, and claims it as his own. Hmmm...sounds vaguely familiar, doesn't it?

Oh yeah, now it all comes back to me:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ht=#482878

[RevLimiter]

And I'm NOT deep inside every one of your domes?

This thread proves otherwise.

[Mister Bushice]

In grade school everyone made fun of the fat kid or the retarded kid or the dorky kid NOT because they were in their domes, but because they were fat, retarded or dorky.

In the workplace people make fun of inept or dorky people not because they want to be them or that they are in their domes, but because they are inept dorks.

Get real. You are a target because you are a stupid fat fucking retard. It's fun, and convenient.

[PSUFAN]

Get out of my dome, Paul - you [font=Arial Black]JACKASS[/font]

[RevLimiter]

Get real. You are a target because you are a stupid fat fucking retard. It's fun, and convenient.

You just keep telling yourself that Bushylicicles if it makes you feel better about yourself.

[Smackie Chan]

And I'm NOT deep inside every one of your domes?

This thread proves otherwise.

You just keep telling yourself that Paula if it makes you feel better about yourself.

[PSUFAN]

You're not in our domes, Paula, you're too damn fat to fit.

[Slasher]

not much worth a shit

You suck

[RevLimiter]

And I'm NOT deep inside every one of your domes?

This thread proves otherwise.

You just keep telling yourself that Paula if it makes you feel better about yourself.

Kill yourself.

[RevLimiter]

You're not in our domes, Paula, you're too damn fat to fit.

Oh I absolutely AM, PUSBITCH....tard threads started by shit trolls out front say as much.

[Goober McTuber]

Get real. You are a target because you are a stupid fat fucking retard. It's fun, and convenient.

You just keep telling yourself that Bushylicicles if it makes you feel better about yourself.

I definitely feel better knowing that I'm neither fat nor retarded. Thanks, Paul.

[RevLimiter]

You MIGHT be fat for all we know....and you're DEFINITELY retarded like no other.

Seriously Goobs, we can do this for as long as you wanna drag it out. I don't really care.

[Goober McTuber]

You MIGHT be fat for all we know....and you're DEFINITELY retarded like no other.

Seriously Goobs, I can do this for as long as you wanna drag it out. I don't really care.

KFC Paul and his eternal IKYABWAI. A total bitch, and proud of it.

[RevLimiter]

FUCK YEAH.