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And now posters!

And now posterz-ah!

When I woke up this morning, I read a disturbing thread on your board.

I said ... when I woke up this morning I read a distuuuuuuuubing thread on your board.

What I read was the jingle-jangle of a thousand lost trollz-ah. And I'm talking about the trolls of all the men and men posting like women, all departed from our beloved smack chat-ah.

Wait a minute-ah

The One says to the souls of us here on the three boards. The One says the secret of board nirvana we'll not find-ah. Because it's too late ... too late, yeah.

Too late for them to ever see again-ah.

The light they chose not to follow-ah.

Don't be lost when the time comes-ah!

For the day of The One cometh-ah, out of the deep in the night.

Amen and Amen-ah!
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Post by Elwood »

Jake, you alright?
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The band ... the band!
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Post by Reverend James »

Do you see the light-ah?
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The band!

The Band!!!!
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Do you see the light-ah?
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Elwood
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What light?
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Have you seen the light-ah?
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The band Elwood.

The band!
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The band?
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The band!
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The band?
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The band!
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Praise The One-ah!
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And The One bless the United Boards of Smack Chat!
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Post by Jake »

We'll put the band back together.

Do a few gigs. Get some laughs.

Bang!

Five thousand shutyomouth posts.
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Yeah, well, getting the band back together might not be that easy.
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What're you talking about?
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They split, they all post on separate boards.
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Post by Jake »

Yeah, so you know where they are. You said you were gonna keep in touch with them.
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Post by Elwood »

I got a coupla leads, a few e-mails, but I mean, how many of them visited or even wrote a bbqjones PM to you huh?
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Post by Jake »

They're not the kinda guys who write PMs. You were outside. I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking if you were gonna post again.
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Post by Elwood »

Well, what was I gonna do?

Take away you're only hope?

Take away the very thing that kept you going in there?

I took the liberty of bullshitting you ... Okay?
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You lied to me.
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It wasn't lies ... It was just bullshit.
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Bullshit?
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Bullshit.
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Damn. This sucks horse cocks.
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Post by Reverend James »

Do not fear, my brothers and brothers posting like they are sisters-ah.

For The One is here-ah!

The One is calling-ah!

The One is calling its children-ah!

COME HOME-AH!

COME HOME-AH!

AMEN AND AMEN-AH!

COME HOME-AH!

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Post by Jake »

We got the band back together.
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Stick a fork in this shithole.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Stick a fork in this shithole.

A spork would be more a more apt utensil...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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For those unfamiliar with the finer things in life.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan

Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.

"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
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Wolfman, I wish you were Prime Minister of Canada...for at least one day.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Wolfman, I wish you were Prime Minister of Canada...for at least one day.
Me too.
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Does anyone think this board will make it to 20 years?
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poptart wrote:Does anyone think this board will make it to 20 years?
I sure hopes so. At least until I finds my little boy.

Timmy, does you hear me boy?
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Wolfman, I wish you were Prime Minister of Canada...for at least one day.

Wolfman's platform

1. Beer Retailers must sell Beast Lite
2. CFL changes to 4 Downs with a normal sized field. But keep the rouge because that's kinda cool.
3. Mounties motto changed from "Defending the Law" to "Rack the Trolls!"
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