I would like to volunteer my services as a judge in the SO.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:49 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Might be good if outsiders judged.

Outsiders to what, fatty?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:51 pm

I didn't mean to toss my hat in the ring as a representative of this board in particular. I didn't know it worked that way. I would be happy to represent MAG7, as that is where I'm like totally epic a few times a month. I'll go post there and ask those cats if they're cool with it, and then I'll come back here and tell you what they said. OK? Be back in a bit, gang.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:00 pm

No need to stampede that clit, boy.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:06 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Might be good if outsiders judged.

Outsiders to what, fatty?

You know, people who’ve never been on the internet.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:10 pm

So high outsiders can't get over it
So low outsiders can't get under it
So wide outsiders can't get round it
Oh, BODE my soul

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:18 pm

OK, so, I started this totally sweet poll at MAG7 to see if they were cool with me being a judge. Everyone there voted, and here are the results ............

Yes 7
No 4

Actually, it was like 7 - 1, and then within a minute it went to 7 - 4. I THINK someone may have used "trolls" to vote. Go figure.

http://mag7forums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=5586

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:29 pm

A smackoff? Sweet. This'll be an epic way to get my smack tight.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:35 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:A smackoff? Sweet. This'll be an epic way to get my smack tight.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:37 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:A smackoff? Sweet. This'll be an epic way to get my smack tight.

Nice.

But you know what?

To me, every fucking thread is a fucking smackoff.

Because I signed up for a smack board, or so they told me.

And you people fucking whine about it.

Yet now everyone is giddy with elation because someone suggested a smackoff?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Get the fuck out of here.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:44 pm

Will there be a limit in post length?

Bombastic sonofabitches.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:59 pm

I better start warming up for the play-in game.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:01 pm

Dinsdale wrote:giddy with elation

Would you rather we be "giddy" with disappointment?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:05 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:I better start warming up for the play-in game.

I believe I asked you nicely towards the end of last year, but I'm gonna try again.

Please, for the love of all that is cherry flavored.............QUIT posting after me.

Give me at least a 2 to 3 response bumper.

If no one responds, then take it as a sign that maybe you shouldn't either.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:09 pm

A play-in's not a bad idea. KC Paul vs Bobby42 for a chance to get demolished by Moreese in the first round.

Paul: You're stupid and gay, PERIOD!

Bobby: http://www.gofuckyourself.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:10 pm

Rumple usually observes a 5 hectare bumper, but your lack of intervening blubber threw him.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:14 pm

Mr. Tosser,

Although you did not see fit to comply with the application process, the review committee will consider the recommendation made by The troll formerly known as HillBilly Jim.

Judgement of smack is highly subjective. As such, we need an example of something you find humor in. Please provide no less than 3 posts / and or examples of wildly humorous subject matter so we can properly evaluate your worthiness for this position.

Failure to meet this criteria will result in your removal from the consideration process.

Regards,

Management

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:14 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:I believe I asked you nicely towards the end of last year, but I'm gonna try again.

Please, for the love of all that is cherry flavored.............QUIT posting after me.

Give me at least a 2 to 3 response bumper.

If no one responds, then take it as a sign that maybe you shouldn't either.

I guess the trash can next to your vanity is full of cherry colored rags right now.

Sorry.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:15 pm

Papa Willie wrote:People from boards who know absolutely nothing about this fag community. The last time I was in a "smack off" (Christ, that's gay), the cliques destroyed it. Seriously - people who don't know fuck all about it.

You post with fags? Dude, that's kinda gay.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:17 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Only way to get an accurate reading.

This will help you get an "accurate reading":

Commencing the 2nd week February and open to participants from all boards. Judging will be done by representatives from T1B, TheTrolls.net, TrollTrain, TheSmackbat, Hostboard, Stucknut and the Mag7.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:21 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote:I believe I asked you nicely towards the end of last year, but I'm gonna try again.

Please, for the love of all that is cherry flavored.............QUIT posting after me.

Give me at least a 2 to 3 response bumper.

If no one responds, then take it as a sign that maybe you shouldn't either.
I guess the trash can next to your vanity is full of cherry colored rags right now.

Sorry.

You're much easier to read with the 4 post bumper.

Thanks for dancing, Spider.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:22 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:A play-in's not a bad idea. KC Paul vs Bobby42 for a chance to get demolished by Moreese in the first round.

Paul: You're stupid and gay, PERIOD!

Bobby: http://www.gofuckyourself.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That was
some poorly run
smack....
By You!

Sin,

Wolfie

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400 words and numerous references to experts I know in this field.

Sin

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I just dry hammered your balloon knot and white faced you with a high velocity jizz geyser.

Sin,

RayJay

---------------------------------------------------

We call that "Friday Night"

Sin,

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:26 pm

I've been saving the funny for this monumental event.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:27 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:I've been saving the funny for this monumental event.

You'll need to save a lot more..........

Unless your breaking out more pics of Mt. St. Rumplewife

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:28 pm

Odds:

R-Jack 4-1
mvscal 6-1
velocet 7-1
Dinsdale 10-1
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RumpleForeskin - KFCPaul's Twinkie Intake-1

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:30 pm

KC Scott wrote:You'll need to save a lot more..........

Unless your breaking out more pics of Mt. St. Rumplewife

Don't give Rumps the wrong idea Scott. This is supposed to be a smack-off, not a flabalanche photo op.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:32 pm

One day, I am going to find it my heart to forgive all of you.

For now, fuck you.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:19 am

if dins and mvscal are the favorites to win, there must have ben a blood clot lot of defections.

Papa Willie wrote:Might be good if outsiders judged.

RACK!!!

staying gold 1
socs 0

l to r: failure, the experiment

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:28 am

Current Smack-Off Odds:

Burning Church: 2-1
Soc with Rings: 4-1
Angry Parents: 6-1
Bologna Sandwich: 25-1
Johnny Cade: 1000-1

Rootbeer wrote:I've got a brother named Sodapop!

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:38 am

Bace is so greasy, he glides when he walks.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:46 am

More odds:
Dmike 2:1
Kevnic 9 against 1
Windrixville 3:15
Invictus' offspring 1100000:1
TTB's steering column pick 'em

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:03 am

FLABALANCHE? That gets a FULL RACK.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:55 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:Will there be a limit in post length?

Bombastic sonofabitches.

Oh, ya.

This was a serious question, btw.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:09 am

cunt_undercover

Why the fuck would you care? Your posts never consist of anything more than one liners.

Are you planning to fluff up your image beyond the cotton candy in a sweater, fuck me in the ass and cum in my mouth porn queen we already know you to be?

Or are you hoping there's going to be a saggy tits division where you can beat down the likes of Bennish in 3 sentences or less?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:34 am

War Wagon wrote:cunt_undercover

Why the fuck would you care? Your posts never consist of anything more than one liners.

Are you planning to fluff up your image beyond the cotton candy in a sweater, fuck me in the ass and cum in my mouth porn queen we already know you to be?

Or are you hoping there's going to be a saggy tits division where you can beat down the likes of Bennish in 3 sentences or less?

Bwah!

I've handed you your ass more times than you've had your tongue lodged in Poptart's, fuckneck.

Your "saggy tits" comments lead me to believe that you either think I'm someone I'm not, or perhaps have mistaken me for your shitbag of a wife.

I wouldn't mind you pulling my pig-tails so much if you'd scrape the corn out from under your nails before you commenced to tugging, dicksuck.

Either way, you lose.

Here's hoping that you decide, sooner rather than later, to take a page outta my notebook and stick to "one liners".

You're the goddamn board joke, mang.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:42 am

Save yourself the trouble, dude.

I'll hide myself in a fucking salad, if I have to.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:43 am

That's it girl. I slap your sweet cheeks, and you squeal BODE.

Congrats on stringing more than 3 sentences together.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:53 am

I didn't have to, guy.

You were finished before you started.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:45 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:TTB's steering column pick 'em

My car has a much better chance than your acne.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:42 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:I'll hide myself in a fucking salad, if I have to.

Nice

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:28 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:I'll hide myself in a fucking salad, if I have to.

Rack.