WHY CAN'T I GET IN THE SMACKOFF FORUM?

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:33 am

It says I don't have the required "permission."

Who's dick needs to be sucked to get in there?

Dinstale · Post by **Dinstale** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:36 am

It may have something to do with the forum being "locked" you fucking tard.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:38 am

The point is WHY, mongoloid.

Yosh · Post by **Yosh** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:39 am

I'm vaguely interested. As well.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:42 am

Why the hell even create it just to lock it after 0 posts? LAME.

Dinstale · Post by **Dinstale** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:44 am

Bennish wrote:The point is WHY, mongoloid.

Are you from KC Tardville or something? I'm no moderator or administrator but I DO believe the Smackoff hasn't started yet. THAT should be some kind of clue as to WHY you can't post in there.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:44 am

Appears we have the first scratch of the tourney. A little premature, but it won't be the last.

Just file a "retired due to injury" form, bennish. No one asks if it's a hand cramp or an intellectual one.

You might have peaked too early, during the AP panty escapade.

Happens.

Next time, read the small print on the front step of the forum, where it says "Commencing the 2nd week February"

Here to help.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:45 am

Dinstale wrote:
Bennish wrote:The point is WHY, mongoloid.
Are you from KC Tardville or something? I'm no moderator or administrator but I DO believe the Smackoff hasn't started yet. THAT should be some kind of clue as to WHY you can't post in there.

I have already started it, jizz gargler.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:55 am

Mister Bushice wrote:Next time, read the small print on the front step of the forum, where it says "Commencing the 2nd week February"

Here to help.

How much of a homosexual do you have to be to "plan" a smackoff?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:04 am

Apparently a bit more than is required to be a semi-literate dyke who has trouble comprehending simple guidelines a faggot wrote.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:16 am

Bennish wrote: How much of a homosexual do you have to be to "plan" a smackoff?

It sure flared your piss flaps, two weeks in advance even.

Say, aren't you the slut who rolled in here recently just to wallow in Amorphodite Panties misery?

So now you want to be on the receiving end? Cool. We're the obliging type here at T1B. Pile up your dildos and set a spell.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:19 am

Bennish wrote:It says I don't have the required "permission."

Damn.... can't you take a hint

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:28 am

I thought you were waiting two weeks? Suddenly, everyone likes my idea.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:32 am

Testoserone rush

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:34 am

Can someone get this shithole working properly?

How the hell can you keep attempting to smack when you get "page cannot be displayed" every time you hit "submit?"

Handle it.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:38 am

Is there a kink in your cord?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:42 am

you can occupy yourself here instead?

http://www.knickerpicker.com/dressing-room.asp

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:06 am

Bennish wrote:It says I don't have the required "permission."

You'll have to get on the daily log-out list to get in.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:45 pm

Did you check the fluids?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:11 pm

Bennish wrote:Who's dick needs to be sucked to get in there?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:18 pm

Because you don't have the secret invisible password.

If you weren't a gameless tard, I could give it to you, but, we have rules against that.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:24 pm

Bennish - is you smack so LETHAL that you simply cannot wait for the contest to begin?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:27 pm

ltr: Bennish, Smackoff 2008 Forum

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:19 am

She might be on to something. I can't freaking get in either. Judges, in case I miss the smackoff, please accept this response as my default entry for each round:

"Your wife is a fat fucking hot that smokes black cock."

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:23 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:fat fucking hot

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:07 am

If there are "rules" then it's not a smackoff.

Maybe that' why this place has a reputation as a bunch of homos.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:30 am

Look, pimpleTits, post something funny or shut yer goddamn Park Steak hole

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:37 am

PSUFAN wrote:Park Steak hole

Rack.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:40 am

Are you telling me that was supposed to be funny?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:44 am

PSUFAN wrote:Park Steak hole

Motherfucking ISSUE it.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:47 am

Bennish wrote:Are you telling me that was supposed to be funny?

Ah, NOW I get it - it's some kind of 314 IKYABWAI patois...I know you are, but I'm a boring cunt?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:51 am

Thank baby Jesus these asshats have arrived; I feel a little more justified.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:08 am

Who's "these?"

shutyomouth and me are the only two even willing to grace you with our presence.

http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=24819" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The Whistle Is Screaming · Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:42 am

The chicks at .net have something way better to do than join us for a smackoff, they will be missed.

L to R; Chyna, Katy, Bennish,
Back Row; drummer

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:15 am

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Back Row; drummer

Nice.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:11 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:

Yeah, the typos and edits have been killing my delivery lately.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:10 pm

1smoothG pm'ed me a rank'Em for the above pic. It was epic.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:28 pm

Is this dumb bitch looking to get run again?

You would think after the ass plungerings she took from Katy,Chyna and Trev, she would stay away from these types of events or situations. She should be more like Jess, and shut the fuck up while taking the plungering and know your roll. Seriously, if they have those threads rKived, you will see some serious beatings being laid. Christ, she took a beating from the Fat Drunkard Housewife(trev), that pretty much equates to being run by KCPaulie without a Single CTRL+COPY+PASTE.

It's a smack contest, a contest, get it, what don't you understand about that, if your looking to get run, as per usual when it comes to you, it wont be too long, i can see some of the sharks in here waiting to pounce, they smell tard in the waters, your chumming it up big time.

Also, it's obvious SG won't be in the contest, they said a "SMACK" contest, not a contest to post shit takes, spam, and then hijack the thread with shit trolls after being ran and then claiming BODE while posting a Mushroom cloud. :bode:

:m2ool:
Oh wait, then you claim none of the trolls are yours, and that they are melting :bode:

I've seen how shitty of smack you have, and for you to run over here to like your going to lay some smack is just plain assanine. You talk shit about the board(i agree with many about main forum on here being shitty, it is) and talk about the people on here taking this shit serious. Yet, the biggest tard who consistently obsess over this board and it's posters? Your brother Now your obsessing over this board and said posters. Like i always say, "Tards of a feather, flock together"!

PS: Being ran and hijacking the thread with shit trolls, while also having your Wal Mart cart attendant brother use his shit trolls to hijack your plungering doesn't equate to BODE. It shows how big of a tard you are and how deep of a plungering you accept, and from those threads, you accepted every inch and asked Katy,Trev, and Chyna for another!

Thank You,

Adelpiero in 314

PSS Fire Leeeeeeeeeeery

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:00 am

Adelpiero wrote:know your roll.

being ran

how shitty of smack you have

assanine

this board and it's posters

Now your obsessing

PS: Being ran

WAR No 314 Left Behind

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:07 am

Dude -- running grammarsmack on Adel is like putting a band-aid on a brain tumor.