I read on a Jim Rome fansite message board with a chat funct

Yosh · Post by **Yosh** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:08 am

ion that also has a hidden myspace styled "clone" social (as opposed to what?) networking for relatively long time members who also love Jim Rome that there's some sort of "Smackoff" with an extended invitation to ostensibly all members from multiple boards.

I'd like to join if I read correctly.

Yosh · Post by **Yosh** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:25 am

Edit: Networking = Network.

Oh, dear. I am bad at this.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:36 am

Yosh wrote:Edit: Networking = Network.

Oh, dear. I am bad at this.

The dream team line up contiues to build

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:01 am

Yosh wrote: I'd like to join if I read correctly.

That's not one of the criteria, unfortunately.

Yosh · Post by **Yosh** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:03 am

So I should just come back during the second week of February and then post?

What format is this smackoff going to be administered and moderated?

Should I pack a lunch of just bring some one dollar bills for the vending machines in the employee break room?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:09 am

Only one real requirement.

To enter, you must post pictures of yourself wearing a large pair of womens panties.

If you have video capability, prance around.

Style points, and all.

Yosh · Post by **Yosh** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:11 am

Can I just talk dirty to Bennish over Skype and leave it at that?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:21 am

Yosh wrote:So I should just come back during the second week of February and then post?

You can stay if you bring EM back with you

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:30 am

Yosh wrote:...for relatively long time members who also love Jim Rome...

We despise the bitter elf and always have. You must have taken a wrong turn at .net. I suggest you turn back.

Yosh · Post by **Yosh** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:33 am

Sarcasm never really translates in these text boxes. :-/

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:16 am

War Wagon wrote:
Yosh wrote:...for relatively long time members who also love Jim Rome...
We despise the bitter elf

"We" do?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:38 pm

RACK Yosh. Straight, motherfucking cash, this one.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:15 pm

SaladTosser wrote:RACK Yosh. Straight, motherfucking cash, this one.

Ditto

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:46 pm

Yosh wrote:ion that also has a hidden myspace styled "clone" social (as opposed to what?) networking for relatively long time members who also love Jim Rome that there's some sort of "Smackoff" with an extended invitation to ostensibly all members from multiple boards.

I'd like to join if I read correctly.

A Jim Rome fansite?

Link?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:11 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Yosh wrote:...for relatively long time members who also love Jim Rome...
We despise the bitter elf and always have. You must have taken a wrong turn at .net. I suggest you turn back.

"We"?

RACK playing off the illusion that posters here think anything more of you than just a test of their "tolerance".

Hell, PSUFAN was trying to structure a trade for you over at TT for a cock picture of Buttspary.........that he ALREADY had?!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:49 pm

I see that last night left a mark, sweetcheeks. Don't you have some ironing to do?

As for PSU, you seem to have quite a crush on the lucky fellow.

How long have you been starching his shorts? Don't forget to use plenty of bleach.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:35 pm

As for PSU, you seem to have quite a crush on the lucky fellow.

Um...look, I know that in your world, when a girl doesn't express explicit disgust at your appearance or abject loathing for your personality, it's Bended Knee Time, but hell...ok shit, she loves me, and we've cybered. Our next 5 sessions only set me back $149.99. I put it on the T1B plastic...but don't tell orc.

Stevo · Post by **Stevo** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:37 pm

PSUFAN wrote:she loves me, and we've cybered.

That filthy, traitorous SLUT.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:39 pm

Heh heh...taking tang from you is like taking a glass eye from a baby.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:13 am

PSUFAN wrote:As for PSU, you seem to have quite a crush on the lucky fellow.

Um...look, I know that in your world, when a girl doesn't express explicit disgust at your appearance or abject loathing for your personality, it's Bended Knee Time, but hell...ok shit, she loves me, and we've cybered. Our next 5 sessions only set me back $149.99. I put it on the T1B plastic...but don't tell orc.

Weird?

I only accept Diner's Club cards? Sup Spray?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:52 am

PSUFAN wrote: Um...look, I know that in your world, when a girl doesn't express explicit disgust at your appearance or abject loathing for your personality, it's Bended Knee Time,

err.. well, that's happened only once, ok? And it's never going to happen again. So leave me alone.

but hell...ok shit, she loves me, and we've cybered. Our next 5 sessions only set me back $149.99. I put it on the T1B plastic...but don't tell orc.

What? You had to pay for that!?!? At least tell me that we get travel points or some shit.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:33 am

This is unfortunate.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:45 am

At least I got a RACK.

cinderella_undercover wrote: RACK playing off the illusion that posters here think anything more of you than just a test of their "tolerance".

Upon further review, I'm pretty sure that my tolerance is being tested.

Maybe you should start a poll.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:52 am

War Wagon wrote:At least I got a RACK.

cinderella_undercover wrote: RACK playing off the illusion that posters here think anything more of you than just a test of their "tolerance".
Upon further review, I'm pretty sure that my tolerance is being tested.

Maybe you should start a poll.

Be careful what you ask for, Bore Wagon.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:59 am

Sure thing, Goober McTunaCasserole

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:15 am

War Wagon wrote:Sure thing, Goober McTunaCasserole

Did your fingers actually touch a keyboard and make that?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:18 am

If you knew Whitey like we know Whitey, you'd not have to ask that.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:27 am

I was going to reply ST, but then I saw Bitchise had entered the thread. I avoid that twat like Dins trys to avoid the clap. I'm outta' here.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:47 am

Did your fingers actually touch a keyboard and make that?

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:00 am

Did you just Ctrl+Paul yourself?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:20 am

Top to bottom: STs concept, Louis Cyphre

Yosh · Post by **Yosh** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:24 am

So I can be in the Smckff?

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:38 am

Mister Bushice wrote:

Top to bottom: STs concept, Louis Cyphre

My head hurts!

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:09 am

War Wagon wrote:Sure thing, Goober McTunaCasserole

War Wagon wrote:I was going to reply ST, but then I saw Bitchise had entered the thread. I avoid that twat like Dins trys to avoid the clap. I'm outta' here.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:18 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Yosh wrote:Edit: Networking = Network.

Oh, dear. I am bad at this.

The dream team line up contiues to build

This could get ugly...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:14 pm

Yosh wrote:So I can be in the Smckff?

Yep, but stick to the "no vowels" approach. That seems to work for you.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:27 pm

I think you're being a tad too hard on yourself.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:31 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:hard on yourself.

Don't I wish.

-Bobby42

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:37 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:As for PSU, you seem to have quite a crush on the lucky fellow.

Um...look, I know that in your world, when a girl doesn't express explicit disgust at your appearance or abject loathing for your personality, it's Bended Knee Time, but hell...ok shit, she loves me, and we've cybered. Our next 5 sessions only set me back $149.99. I put it on the T1B plastic...but don't tell orc.
Weird?

I only accept Diner's Club cards? Sup Spray?

Bullshit! Nobody takes Diners Club.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:54 pm

cinderella_undercover wrote:I think you're being a tad too hard on yourself.

Hey!

I get it!

Like, mv said that most of the people here suck huge ass, and then you made it sound like mvscal himself was included in that group.

That's some pretty clever shit. If you live in Kansas City.