Now Roasting....
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Now Roasting....
...one from the old skool and one recent all natural additive.
First up, the old skooler Jay in Phoenix!
Jay attempts to shrug off all praise and superlative appellations but the fact is, he likes all that stuff like "Jay in Phoenix, Smack-Off Champ" and "Jay in Phoenix, Charter Mag7 Member"... it is how he rolls on the real, after all. And how do we know this?
His off-board persona is full-on caught up in that whole culture of self propping. As for proof of that it is necessary to expose who this "Jay in Phoenix" really is. Of course it is against board policy to do such a thing but as we'll see Jay is quite the "public figure", however diminutive fame-wise, and so fair game. (In the interest of full and fair disclosure, none of the following has been altered at all)
Let's hear it for...
Yeah, that is our infamous Jay. And what a niche he's carved out for himself. Good stuff. He takes "music" that specializes in ripping off real artists' work and then puts it on a cd of his own. And he thinks he's the best at it! WTF? And he must have liked Din's claims about Adrian Peterson being the best running back RIGHT NOW, except for the Freudian mishap of replacing "right" with "out."
Jay got his "glow" back. Pregnant again?
Watch it, Jay. Zyclone don't take kindly to people moving in on his turf.
Judging by Jay's defeated posture and countenance, the Truth is he failed writing 101 again and for the 10th time. That kind of "truth" probably would hurt, I guess.
Speaking of retarded... so what's your theory, Jay? That there are 7 days in a week? Good theory. Yeah. How long did it take you to work that one out? Let us know when you have a working hypothesis about the number of days in a month. I'll save you some headaches: it isn't uniform. Hell, even with that info, it'll still take you years to figure it all out. And wtf is on your belt? Does it say "RAPE"?
Jay's into some run of the mill everyday snuff. Sure knows how to treat a lady, this guy.
Aw for fukks sake... the "truth hurts" again? What is it THIS time? m2 likes to gloss himself "THE Truth" a lot... maybe Jay got smacked by m2 and it hurt. Well, Jay likes to think he's one of a kind and if it hurt when m2 smacked him, yeah, Jay would be unique in that regard.
Not on your level? I think I speak for most when I say "thank G0D and God." Every now and then it is understandable when someone slips up and uses "your" where it should be "you're", but here we see the fruit of failing writing 10 times over.
Jay blazes new trails, even if hallucinatory. Here he tells us that he has a singular devotion to a piece of his apparel. I'm sure the hood on his jacket, the one he's turned halfway around to show us, is pleased that all this is for its sake... in Insanewerld.
This should be "I will not learn to spell." Hate to go all Dins around here, but shouldn't someone with at least a 6th grade education be writing on Jay's album covers?
I thought the truth hurt in a couple of different ways? NOW your digging for it? Oh, yeah, almost forgot. Dealing with a retard and all.
This is perfect. Just blatantly rip off whatever is out there. No matter how cheesy and retarded, just take it.
The "mixtape game" REMINDS Jay of the "crack game." That's... good... good, very nice. I'm sure ripping off rip off artists is every bit like the whole crack scene... if you're a crackhead.
I heard that someone staged a funeral for disco records. Does this mean we are rid of this "mixtape" waste too? Cool. Good lookin' out, Jay.
Jay, since you are the universally affirmed "Superstar" around here, you've won this special lid to wear around and let everyone in sight know of your status...
Let's have a round of applause for Superstar Jay in Phoenix!
velocet
First up, the old skooler Jay in Phoenix!
Jay attempts to shrug off all praise and superlative appellations but the fact is, he likes all that stuff like "Jay in Phoenix, Smack-Off Champ" and "Jay in Phoenix, Charter Mag7 Member"... it is how he rolls on the real, after all. And how do we know this?
His off-board persona is full-on caught up in that whole culture of self propping. As for proof of that it is necessary to expose who this "Jay in Phoenix" really is. Of course it is against board policy to do such a thing but as we'll see Jay is quite the "public figure", however diminutive fame-wise, and so fair game. (In the interest of full and fair disclosure, none of the following has been altered at all)
Let's hear it for...
Yeah, that is our infamous Jay. And what a niche he's carved out for himself. Good stuff. He takes "music" that specializes in ripping off real artists' work and then puts it on a cd of his own. And he thinks he's the best at it! WTF? And he must have liked Din's claims about Adrian Peterson being the best running back RIGHT NOW, except for the Freudian mishap of replacing "right" with "out."
Jay got his "glow" back. Pregnant again?
Watch it, Jay. Zyclone don't take kindly to people moving in on his turf.
Judging by Jay's defeated posture and countenance, the Truth is he failed writing 101 again and for the 10th time. That kind of "truth" probably would hurt, I guess.
Speaking of retarded... so what's your theory, Jay? That there are 7 days in a week? Good theory. Yeah. How long did it take you to work that one out? Let us know when you have a working hypothesis about the number of days in a month. I'll save you some headaches: it isn't uniform. Hell, even with that info, it'll still take you years to figure it all out. And wtf is on your belt? Does it say "RAPE"?
Jay's into some run of the mill everyday snuff. Sure knows how to treat a lady, this guy.
Aw for fukks sake... the "truth hurts" again? What is it THIS time? m2 likes to gloss himself "THE Truth" a lot... maybe Jay got smacked by m2 and it hurt. Well, Jay likes to think he's one of a kind and if it hurt when m2 smacked him, yeah, Jay would be unique in that regard.
Not on your level? I think I speak for most when I say "thank G0D and God." Every now and then it is understandable when someone slips up and uses "your" where it should be "you're", but here we see the fruit of failing writing 10 times over.
Jay blazes new trails, even if hallucinatory. Here he tells us that he has a singular devotion to a piece of his apparel. I'm sure the hood on his jacket, the one he's turned halfway around to show us, is pleased that all this is for its sake... in Insanewerld.
This should be "I will not learn to spell." Hate to go all Dins around here, but shouldn't someone with at least a 6th grade education be writing on Jay's album covers?
I thought the truth hurt in a couple of different ways? NOW your digging for it? Oh, yeah, almost forgot. Dealing with a retard and all.
This is perfect. Just blatantly rip off whatever is out there. No matter how cheesy and retarded, just take it.
The "mixtape game" REMINDS Jay of the "crack game." That's... good... good, very nice. I'm sure ripping off rip off artists is every bit like the whole crack scene... if you're a crackhead.
I heard that someone staged a funeral for disco records. Does this mean we are rid of this "mixtape" waste too? Cool. Good lookin' out, Jay.
Jay, since you are the universally affirmed "Superstar" around here, you've won this special lid to wear around and let everyone in sight know of your status...
Let's have a round of applause for Superstar Jay in Phoenix!
velocet
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... and now for the new skooler....
Ana ng/cinderella_undercover: Pic Wytch!
Let's hear it for c_u!!!!!!
velocet
Ana ng/cinderella_undercover: Pic Wytch!
Let's hear it for c_u!!!!!!
velocet
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Rack! mr velocent.
Jay sure don't seem like no negro- he seems more like a Samoan
Jay sure don't seem like no negro- he seems more like a Samoan
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Clearly, I'm overrated.
RACK, Velo!
RACK, Velo!
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Don't know who cinderella is, but funny shite nonetheless.
btw, sup velo.
btw, sup velo.
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This is damaging.
War Wagon wrote:There is a God and my tomato garden is proof of that.
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I've made you famous.cinderella_undercover wrote:Clearly, I'm overrated.
Roll with it.
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cinderella_undercover wrote:This is damaging.
War Wagon wrote:There is a God and my tomato garden is proof of that.
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Somber tone in the PSUFAN home tonight. A long-time friend succumbed to cancer late last night. RACK this thread for bringing the funnay anyway.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
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Indeed.Bizzarofelice wrote:velo = awesome
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
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Rack velocet.
Gotta go..velocet wrote:
"So let it be written; so let it be done."
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Damn it velo, that was fuggin' hysterical!
And here I thought my 6th-grade ediffication went to waste. Sheeee-it.
I'll wear that lid with pride, right on top of the 2000 Smack Off crown...at least, once I dust the damn thing off.
Needless to say, rack you good sir.
And here I thought my 6th-grade ediffication went to waste. Sheeee-it.
I'll wear that lid with pride, right on top of the 2000 Smack Off crown...at least, once I dust the damn thing off.
Needless to say, rack you good sir.
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Dayum.
I can only assume that Velo is just warming up for the SmackOff. In that case, it would appear that a frontrunner has been established.
A rack doesn't quite do justice here, but I suppose it'll have to do.
I can only assume that Velo is just warming up for the SmackOff. In that case, it would appear that a frontrunner has been established.
A rack doesn't quite do justice here, but I suppose it'll have to do.
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Dana Dane.Bizzarofelice wrote:velo = awesome
now who is this cinderfella?
Rack velocet as usualm.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 on Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:30 am
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Right. Because unlike you, I actually respond to Vic. He's a funny poster
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Uhhh, Velo.....I think it's time for you to stop by the office to have your meds adjusted.
I am...
Marcus Welby MD
Many Racks to velo.
Mace
I am...
Marcus Welby MD
Many Racks to velo.
Mace
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Somber tone in the PSUFAN home tonight. A long-time friend succumbed to cancer late last night.
Sorry to hear that news.
Look, your dealio is no laughing matter obviously but all we can do here is offer laughs.
velocet
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Papa Willie wrote:Wow. Velo has gotten on a fucking ROLL here lately! Rack it bro.
Ok, you axed for it!
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bwaa! velo is approaching Ruthian levels of greatness.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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velocet wrote:
Looks kinda like this dude...
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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Cudes, RadioFan, Rumps, Bacefelice, Bobby42, Invictus, Mace: Racks from you would count for something IF I cared at all what you think about anything you buncha...
aww hell I can't even continue with the joke Thanks, srsly. I'm glad YOU were entertained. If I were motivated mainly by the gathering of Racks, I would post A LOT more and more often to achieve that end. It is said by some observers that smack is dead and along with it this board. If that is the case, well, some slow, quiet decline and death sounds like it's time for me to say carpe diem, and I ain't going out like that. :brad:
Terry in Crapchester: There are some serious smack talents I see still active but are kinda flying under the radar. They know who they are and I'm sure they don't mind having someone else be considered the frontrunner. Thank you for the thought. At least I'll have your post to look back at when I'm bounced out of the brackets.
All it will take to win it all is for someone to break out Flash. ALL of us non flash artists will then be toast. It's that simple. Flash=Nukes.
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Last I think I saw of you was at TOT! How long has it been? Good to see you back.
Old skool returns!
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Yeah, that's awesome dude. Right in line with some classic resets from back in the day:
German Army, I've made you famous.
Roll with it.
Sincerely,
Poland
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Ana and Jay,
All the racks in this here thread are belong to you. No question about it. A roast no matter how crafty of some board non-entity WON'T WORK. There must be a compelling subject or there will be a collective WGARA moment from all quarters.
Keep it going!
velocet
aww hell I can't even continue with the joke Thanks, srsly. I'm glad YOU were entertained. If I were motivated mainly by the gathering of Racks, I would post A LOT more and more often to achieve that end. It is said by some observers that smack is dead and along with it this board. If that is the case, well, some slow, quiet decline and death sounds like it's time for me to say carpe diem, and I ain't going out like that. :brad:
Terry in Crapchester: There are some serious smack talents I see still active but are kinda flying under the radar. They know who they are and I'm sure they don't mind having someone else be considered the frontrunner. Thank you for the thought. At least I'll have your post to look back at when I'm bounced out of the brackets.
All it will take to win it all is for someone to break out Flash. ALL of us non flash artists will then be toast. It's that simple. Flash=Nukes.
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DoggFather!!!
Last I think I saw of you was at TOT! How long has it been? Good to see you back.
Old skool returns!
Once there was a whole PACK of wild "Dawgs" running around these boards.
Many may remember DoggFather from his threads uniting them in the common cause of epicosity.
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War Wagon wrote:I've made you famous.
Roll with it.
Yeah, that's awesome dude. Right in line with some classic resets from back in the day:
German Army, I've made you famous.
Roll with it.
Sincerely,
Poland
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Ana and Jay,
All the racks in this here thread are belong to you. No question about it. A roast no matter how crafty of some board non-entity WON'T WORK. There must be a compelling subject or there will be a collective WGARA moment from all quarters.
Keep it going!
velocet
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Marcus Welby MD wrote:Uhhh, Velo.....I think it's time for you to stop by the office to have your meds adjusted.
I am...
Marcus Welby MD
Many Racks to velo.
Mace
Since this thread harkens back to some Old Skool, maybe the Old Skool rules should be followed...
Like not signing your primary nick at the bottom of your troll's post.
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i couldnt agree more dins
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Totally concur.bbqjones wrote:i couldnt agree more dins
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These troll outings confuse and frighten me.
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