shit is goin down

[Douchebag]

i want ALL of you assgaped fucklicks to shut the FUCK UP for one second and listen to what i got to fuckin say. some shit is gonna go fuckin DOWN and its gonna YOU piece of asshole cockslaps. i've been bumpin around with stevo at various Choice Hotels just gettin my SCOPE ON. i'm checkin out your fuckin turf and surveying some shit. there's some chatter back at headquarters of a possible Summer Beatdown Tour of 2008. this shit is about REDEMPTION. this time we ain't gonna fuck around. we comin for you HARD. we comin REAL HARD. we're gonna do this shit PROPER.

heed this advice, dickzits. make your time

[Mister Bushice]

If it's anything like the Summer Beatdown tour of '07, I can hardly wait.


Oh no, wait a minute, I have to watch some paint dry this summer.

Never mind, carry yawn.

[Stevo]

Let's do this. Let's do this for Slim.

[smackaholic]

do what? get sodomized by illegals? ......again.

[Rollins]

smackaholic,

You may be laughing now. But when The D's dick is firmly entrenched up your wife's quivering asshole as he's pounding your face into a pile of spoiled ground chuck, you won't find it so funny.

The sooner you assholes take this shit seriously the better your prospects will be for you and your pathetic little families.

Don't fuck up, or we WILL fuck you up.

[Bobby42]

Stevo and Douche (L-R)

Bumpin around; testing the next concrete barrier.

[Rollins]

I've got a body bag with your name on it, son. Literally. We've cut a hole in the back so the roots in the ground will fuck you in the ass as they grow.

[Ana Ng]

Which one of you cum hounds should I leave my address with?

I need a good ass beating.


Pack a lunch.

[smackaholic]

Don't bother cindy. I told them exactly where to meet me. Nothing. I then went so far as to roam the entire country by RV during beatdownpolooza 07 looking for them. Nothing.

These little boys are all bark.

[War Wagon]

I need a good ass beating.

Quit being such a tease.

[PSUFAN]

Pardon me, Douchebag Crew, but I have a few pointers for you.

-Best start this Tour on the left coast. You ignored this advice last year, and look what happened? You barely got out of the spring months before one of you was KILLED and half of you had jumped ship. Start easy, with some fat, easy targets...say Fresno?
-you might want to steer clear of R-Jack, at least early on. He and I have shared blueprints and field survey data. My BRUTAL ripdown of Slim didn't just happen...much of that came directly from R-Jack. Dude has good advice on this stuff. I followed it; you suffered the rightful consequences.
-Another good starting spot might be OHIO. You tool-washers are SEC fans; it appears that OHIO folks seize up in your presence.
-shore up your game in KC. More fat targets there...and picking up some sweet IKYABWAI smack would be a step up for you.

Step to me, and I can end it early for you. Again. This time, if you're lucky, you ALL suffer a beatdown at my hands before the mexicans get to you and spelunk your colons. This year, I offer a clean, just beating.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Oh for fucks sake, Douchgag, this same garbage from you and your spewcrew again? GODDAMNIT how the hell do you sissy-marys find the time for this shit? Aren't you and Rollins and Stevo constantly locked in a mobius loop like daisy chain, spunk spelunking the back of each others throats into perpetuity? How do you find time to rip your chubby little finger sausages away from each others trouser pimples to actually post?

And yet you still threaten/bore us with another tour/disaster. Pathetic.

Don't worry Douchedrag, those pink nooses haven't gone anywhere. Step UP to this desert dweller and you'll be one SORRY ass fat fuckin' corpse, swinging from the highest cactus. And don't sweat it none punk, there's plenty of room for your little pansy posse too.

Tell O'Cyrus I said to go FUCK himself. His tech blows goats.

Jay

[Imus]

DOUCHEBAG!! You are a low down, dick licking son of a bitch and I'm here to kick your ass. Show yourself, you sawed off, yellow belly poooto.

DOUCHEBAG?!? Did I ever tell you I knew your momma? A fat, ugly whore, but that don't matter no how. Fucked her just the same. Fucked her in the ass I did. Pulled out and fed her my seed which she gobbled down with great delight.



BAGO?!?

Yeah.

I fukked her too.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I think we should heed Douchebag's warnings.

This sounds serious.

[Stevo]

Which one of you cum hounds should I leave my address with?

No need, sweet tits. Within a matter of minutes, my complex tracking equipment can hone in on your address...your credit card info, social security number, panty color, and which hole was most recently penetrated. Me? I'll be entering from behind and motherfucking WON'T be knocking first.

That's just how we do this.

[Ana Ng]

I appreciate you taking care of all the details, papi.

I'll set aside a medium sized tub of Manteca.

After you're done greasing me down, you can make tamales.

[Mister Bushice]

I wouldn't wait up. The closest these losers have been to pussy is when they shake the box of Friskies Feline Favorites out the back door of the trailer to try and round up the local strays for an "Orgy".

It gives them hope.

So don't crush their spirit with empty promises of putacos. Their daily lives provide plenty of disappointment.