Total eclipse of the moon on Wed. 2/20/08

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:28 pm

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This will be very great. Watch the clip.

Partial lunar eclipses happen fairly often but this is only the 8th total eclipse of the moon so far in the 21st century. And there will only be two lunar eclipses this year. The next one will be in August but that one will just be partial. There won't be another total eclipse of the moon until 2010. So catch this one on Wednesday night. It should be pretty spectacular. The moon will glow a red color and then disappear behind the earth's shadow.

Don't miss it and pray for clear skies.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:12 pm

I'd like to squeeze your cranium between my douche-beaters until your eyes were eclipsed forever.

warren · Post by **warren** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:48 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I'd like to squeeze your cranium between my douche-beaters until your eyes were eclipsed forever.

I'm down with astronomy like anyone else, however, I would give your right arm to see dan vogels trachea eclipsed by some forcips way before the 20th.

What a freaking dimwit.

Oh, and by the way "douche-beaters" will be some stolen material, I'm laughing as I type.

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:03 am

If you have nothing to say in my thread than you can stay out of it thank you very much.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:45 am

Actually, I don't think I'm really done yet, Dan. Can you have the decency to scrub the quim rind out of your wife's foul gully? Those of us who make afternoon visits to your domicile (it's downright CRIMINAL how quick a fed will palm a fin) would really appreciate it. And by the way...mvscal has worms now. Don't you take your dogs in for checkups? ASSHOLE.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:49 am

PSUFAN wrote:Actually, I don't think I'm really done yet, Dan. Can you have the decency to scrub the quim rind out of your wife's foul gully? Those of us who make afternoon visits to your domicile (it's downright CRIMINAL how quick a fed will palm a fin) would really appreciate it. And by the way...mvscal has worms now. Don't you take your dogs in for checkups? ASSHOLE.

I can't believe you posted that after he asked so nicely for you to stay out of this thread. Very rude.

BTW, I have nothing to say here.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:02 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:than you can stay out of it

I'll take "Things Dan's Wife's Asshole Has Never Said To My Cock, for $200"

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:12 pm

Dan's wife...she's part marsupial.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:46 pm

Total eclipse of the moon..? Isn't that basically the same thing as a typical mvscal visit?

Why do you torture us with your torture Dan?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:50 am

Dan Vogel wrote: ...this is only the 8th total eclipse of the moon so far in the 21st century.

8 times in 8 years seems fairly often to me, Dan.

What's your next thread topic going to be?

Coming soon, "St. Patricks Day" - This is only the 8th St. Paddy's day so far in the 21st century. Don't forget to wear green.

Edit: Holy shit, Dan. This is a Leap Year. Major topic mileage to be made with that epic quadrennial event. Nevemind that lame St. Patricks day suggestion. I mean shit, how often does one see a February 29th?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:31 am

Dan Vogel wrote:http://www.yahoo.com/s/811359

This will be very great. Watch the clip.

Is "Jesse Richuso" your son, Dan?

You must be proud. He's doing great!

Btw, I've got my lube, my CD of "Total Eclipse of the Heart," which I plan on turning up (shame on me. ha ha), and will have my cheeks spread wide, for my lover. How about you?

Let's face it, this is a pretty romantic occasion, and forgive me for saying so, but how in the gosh darn heck could you forget to include mvscal's favorite song, in your initial post?

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:22 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Dan Vogel wrote: ...this is only the 8th total eclipse of the moon so far in the 21st century.
8 times in 8 years seems fairly often to me, Dan.

What's your next thread topic going to be?

Coming soon, "St. Patricks Day" - This is only the 8th St. Paddy's day so far in the 21st century. Don't forget to wear green.

Edit: Holy shit, Dan. This is a Leap Year. Major topic mileage to be made with that epic quadrennial event. Nevemind that lame St. Patricks day suggestion. I mean shit, how often does one see a February 29th?

What is it with the sassy attitude? I just put this thread up as a public service announcement. That's all. I didn't think I'd have to come in and have someone wanting to fight about it. What is with the general mood of this board? This is a message board not a fight club. It's just a notice that there is a worthwhile natural event coming up. Watch it or not it's up to you. I'd recomment for people to view it. And if you have children you should expose them to these things too. It makes for more well rounded people. Better than just having them sit like zombies in front of the Tv or computer all the time.

Have a nice week!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:33 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:And if you have children you should expose them to these things too. It makes for more well rounded people.

Yeah, we know what you’re exposing your kids to, Dan. The only thing getting well rounded is their heels.

War Wagon wrote:Coming soon, "St. Patricks Day" - This is only the 8th St. Paddy's day so far in the 21st century.

Now will this be the 8th or the 9th St. Paddy's day of the 21st century?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:20 pm

Dan Vogel wrote: What is it with the sassy attitude? I just put this thread up as a public service announcement. That's all. I didn't think I'd have to come in and have someone wanting to fight about it. What is with the general mood of this board? This is a message board not a fight club. It's just a notice that there is a worthwhile natural event coming up. Watch it or not it's up to you.

More than likely, it's up to cloud cover. I'll watch it if the skies are clear. Either way, it won't be the first time I've witnessed a total lunar eclipse. They happen in totally predictable, regular intervals, so I guess the awe and fascination you hold for it just doesn't get me all that worked up. It's a freaking shadow, that's all, Copernicus.

Oh, and btw Goobs. It will be the 8th if I'm not mistaken. Technically speaking, the 21st century officially began on Jan. 1st 2001. I'm sure someone will correct me harshly if that's wrong, but I believe that this decade and all past are measured 1 thru 10 not 0 thru 9. Just as a century is measured 01 thru 100 and not 00 thru 99

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:57 pm

mvscal wrote:Oh and, Dan, I'll be taking your wife to Mexico for a couple weeks. We'll probably be taking the kids, too. They'll love it. Well...probably not very much.

RACK you for getting back to your roots, mvsKunta.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:58 pm

Let your depravities take a pronounced Aztec lean. Dan can be consoled by how "interesting" they are.

Andy Assmunch · Post by **Andy Assmunch** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:33 pm

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" Bonnie Tyler

Great song! :D

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:05 pm

Seems like a good place to reset a Donovan link...

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PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:22 pm

Figgered it out.

Dan is telling us something about his wife's "moon cycle". He thinks that we might not visit when her gash is chanting, "ROLL CRIMSON TIDE".

No such luck. Our units are washable.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:01 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
mvscal wrote:
"Let me stick it in your ass, baby"

Asses are for faggots....even if it's a bitches ass. Is anybody really surprised that mvscal, with all his faggot talk, is actually a closet faggot.

Sincerely,

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:27 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:Man, that dude on the right is a handsome motherfukkker! And it's one of my worst pictures too. It's good to be handsome.

Anyhoo, what the fukk does a picture of a handsome studmuffin like myself have to do with mvscal being a closet faggot?

Good point, Stanley. It’s obvious that you and “Pat” proudly pranced out of the closet years ago.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:08 pm

if you dont shut your fucking mouth, your face will be totally eclipsed by my FIST

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:17 pm

For the Douche Crew, "eclipse" means regret and sadness...it's the time where DoucheBag's big round ass finally gets put away for the night, after hosting their grimy peckers and puka beads for hours on end. Slim in particular always took it pretty hard.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:22 pm

PSUFAN wrote:For the Douche Crew, "eclipse" means regret and sadness...it's the time where DoucheBag's big round ass finally gets put away for the night, after hosting their grimy peckers and puka beads for hours on end. Slim in particular always took it pretty hard.

At least now I know Stevo's hair gel is self-made.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:00 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
mvscal wrote:
"Let me stick it in your ass, baby"

Asses are for faggots....even if it's a bitches ass. Is anybody really surprised that mvscal, with all his faggot talk, is actually a closet faggot.

Pickles you are so right. I'm right there with you man, you tell em.

Hey pickles check out this epic link

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:05 pm

The Big Pickle wrote: Anyhoo, what the fukk does a picture of a handsome studmuffin like myself have to do with mvscal being a closet faggot?

keep going Pickle, I'm on the last few vinegar strokes

ah, i love young boys in army uniform

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:08 am

The shit is on.

Take a look outside.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:20 am

Dan, has your wife's asshole turned red, yet?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:28 am

Bobby42 wrote: Take a look outside.

Skies clear as a bell here on an 11 degree night.

Ok, Dan Vogel is right... it's pretty cool.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:32 am

War Wagon wrote:Skies clear as a bell here on an 11 degree night.

Fuck you.

Sin,

Another ice storm predicted here, starting tonight. And it's cloudy here, of course.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:36 am

Damn. The bedroom windows are on the opposite side. It would have been epic.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:43 am

RadioFan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Skies clear as a bell here on an 11 degree night.
Fuck you.

Sin,

Another ice storm predicted here, starting tonight. And it's cloudy here, of course.

Bwa... just called my daughter down in Springfield, she essentially said the same thing. That I-44 corridor is a real bitch.

Don't feel too bad. We'll get hammered up here tomorrow with the same tiresome shit.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:58 am

War Wagon wrote:
Bobby42 wrote: Take a look outside.
Skies clear as a bell here on an 11 degree night.

Ok, Dan Vogel is right... it's pretty cool.

Rack it. Yes, clear skies (6 degrees) here in Western, MI.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:13 am

Totally overcast in the 'burgh. I will not be kind to Vogelwife...she's to blame for this

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:19 am

I'm getting angrier and angrier by the minute.

I need to see Dan's son, explain this whole "lunar eclipse" thing to me, just to calm down, given the cloudy skies outside.

Wtf is Rollins, when you need him?

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:06 pm

It was mostly clear in our location. And it was spectaculare and entertaining. It was a little chilly but we had hot chocolate and my wife made some brownies for us earlier yesterday. My waistline isn't happy and I'll have to get back on my new years resolution but it was so good. I brought out a few lawn chairs and Tony and Susan even came out to watch it for a bit. They got a kick out of it. Good time.

I hope it was good for you too.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:24 pm

Ken wrote:Rack it. Yes, clear skies (6 degrees) here in Western, MI.

You're in a town named "Western"?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:10 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Ken wrote:Rack it. Yes, clear skies (6 degrees) here in Western, MI.
You're in a town named "Western"?

Hey, there's a town called North East, PA. It's, you guessed it, North East of Erie.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:09 pm

Clear as a bell here, and an eclipse is always cool :python:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:12 pm

Remind me again, Dins, what’s the proper number of periods in an eclipse? I'm thinking three...