SMASH

[PSUFAN]

(l-r; trev, U.S.S. Smackoff)

[Rootbeer]

I watched a new boat launch into the murky waters of Puget Sound at 4AM in 1989. It was reallly boring for 45 minutes. Then the boat slid down the ramps and that was exciting for ten seconds. The lady with the bottle barely broke it in time before the boat slid out of her reach. They should have had it tied off to the bridge railing so all she had to do was throw it at the bow. That's probably how the Smack Off will happen. Really boring for a long time. Exciting for a few seconds. Then we'll all stand around and talk about the good old days when boat launches...err Smack Offs were the talk of the town. A smack off meant something back in my day! Punk kids these days take it for granted.

[RadioFan]

I watched a new boat launch into the murky waters of Puget Sound at 4AM in 1989. It was reallly boring for 45 minutes. Then the boat slid down the ramps and that was exciting for ten seconds. The lady with the bottle barely broke it in time before the boat slid out of her reach. They should have had it tied off to the bridge railing so all she had to do was throw it at the bow. That's probably how the Smack Off will happen. Really boring for a long time. Exciting for a few seconds. Then we'll all stand around and talk about the good old days when boat launches...err Smack Offs were the talk of the town. A smack off meant something back in my day! Punk kids these days take it for granted.

Very insightful. But what does all of that have to do with trev? Or the rest of you?

[SaladTosser]

(l-r; me, c_u)

[Dinstale]

Umm... I know what a REAL boat launching is supposed to be like. Actually, a good buddy of mine (that hangs out at the bar across the street, adjacent to another well-known U&L bar that none of you tards ever heard of) invented the "boat ramp" along with the sparkling wine bottle vessel.

Back in the day, we would nail skanks and crack sparkling wine bottles upon said boats before they went into the water. We got tired of that and sold the rights to the US Navy... which still hasn't paid us the royalties for the aforementioned invention.

So get back to me when I should even care about trev being in a Smackoff. I'll take the winner and destroy whomever after the final winner is decided.

In the meantime, I need to catch a seaplane and go out to a remote spot until the Smackoff is over. Bad time of year for me.

Of course, I won't be able to view this tardfest as I'll be in such a remote spot that I'll not get internet connectivity.

Then again, all of the newbie tards would make it unreadable anyway...

Make KC proud.

[dotdotdot]

^ Your posts never cease to amaze me.

[SaladTosser]

dots, sucking his proverbial e-dick will get you nowhere. I did it for years, and all I got was a sore throat, a yeast infection, a jaw condition and a lousy t-shirt. He's like that one house that nobody trick-or-treats at. Just don't.

[dotdotdot]

Dude, I just realized that he isn't even a judge.
I feel dirty. And a little tired, but mostly hungry.

[SaladTosser]

Stick with dirty ...... it works for you.

[Ana Ng]

dots, sucking his proverbial e-dick will get you nowhere. I did it for years, and all I got was a sore throat, a yeast infection, a jaw condition and a lousy t-shirt. .

Or, get a call from your MD on a Sunday telling you that you have HPV.

I mean, sure.....you've had it before, but THIS time.....it's "different".

[Goober McTuber]

Dude, I just realized that he isn't even a judge.

Call me when you realize it isn’t even Dinsdale.

[BSmack]

Dude, I just realized that he isn't even a judge.

Call me when you realize it isn’t even Dinsdale.

The troll captures the spirit of Dinsdale so well that if it weren't for the ever so slight difference in nics, you would think it was Dins.

[trev]

(l-r; trev, U.S.S. Smackoff)

That looks like Sister Virginia. The ugliest, meanest 7th grade teacher ever.

[PSUFAN]

(l-r; Sister Virginia, U.S.S. Smackoff)

yep, that's much better.

[Diogenes]

Okay, now that's disturbing.

Not Groovy, Baby.

[Uncle Fester]

Kinda looks like that famous picture of the guy projectile vomiting.

[indyfrisco]

Kinda looks like that famous picture of the guy projectile vomiting.

[Uncle Fester]

:D

This board has been making me laugh out loud today.

Ronnie the shoe salesman would be proud.

[Charles De Mar]

:D

This board has been making me laugh out loud today.

Ronnie the shoe salesman would be proud.

YUMYUM just scared teh shit out of everyone.....ITS OVA!

[Goober McTuber]

Charles De Mar

The less formal version of Charles is Charlie.
“De Mar” is Spanish for “of the sea.”

Here’s your new avatar, you sub-standard tuna:






Sorry, Charlie.

[Charles De Mar]

Sorry, Charlie.

Is that less than $2?

[Goober McTuber]

About 59 cents a can around here. I'd pay more if they still mixed in a little dolphin.

[Charles De Mar]

About 59 cents a can around here. I'd pay more if they still mixed in a little dolphin.

Sweet I'll take 3 cans please.

The smell reminds me of Jay in Phoenix...

[Goober McTuber]

About 59 cents a can around here. I'd pay more if they still mixed in a little dolphin.

Sweet I'll take 3 cans please.

The smell reminds me of Jay in Phoenix...

Claims of BODE? Hate to see you wasting your best material in here.

[KC Scott]

I think Trev gives dave wood.

Now I have no idea why that is, unless there's some sorta Mommy fetish thingy, but as a licensed inveStigator I'm about 96.4% sure PSU pounds his P.U.D whenever she lodges a complaint about our hidden .java scripts.

In the Spirit of this thread redirection, I think now would be as good a time as any to debate what types of sexual experimentation cookie mom has done.

Your choices:

1. Oral w/ Swallow (or robin, marlin or cardinal)
2. Toys - battery powered, electric or gas powered under 1.5 hp
3. Lesbianitis (may also compound with selection 2)
4. Anal (Prolly not by choice... sup' Dins?)
5. Jungle Fever (MVS, Stan Pickle, your thoughts?)

OF course just the mention of these possibilities has sent PSU in search of the Crisco, wool socks or Mrs. PSU and will result in a defacto Euthenization of his rd. 1 beating by HH.

[Uncle Fester]

YUMYUM just scared teh shit out of everyone.....ITS OVA!

From a couple of pics of fat homos in S&M gear?
Not bloody likely.

You should fall to your knees and thank the Gods that the Almighty Ronnie does not post here. Ronnie rocked the Universe and feared no man or beast.

[Rootbeer]

I think Trev gives dave wood.

I think black Vic has the key to Trev's extra-wide slip&slide. Every time he posts she fogs up her monitor and stains her Jockeys. #5 on Scott's list is a definite yes for Cookiemom.

[RadioFan]

extra-wide slip&slide

Nice.

[PSUFAN]

Oh yeah, I'd roll on the carpet with ChargerMama while the cookies burned. That wasn't clear? I can hear that button buzz a continent away.