Round 1: Peanut gallery thread

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:58 pm

YumYumSaladBar wrote:
you calling me a poofta? :paul:

You switch hit, well.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:24 pm

I'd have to say, on the whole I'm a bit disappointed. There are some gems in there, but much of it seems like the same old rehashed shit from every other attempted smackoff.

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:52 pm

Who the hell is this Charles De Mar. I smell a Jokey troll

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:19 pm

Charles De Mar wrote: I guess that's what we get for playing with the people of this board with double digit IQs.

Gotta be pretty embarrassing getting schooled by one of them in the smackoff, eh?

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:26 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote: I guess that's what we get for playing with the people of this board with double digit IQs.

Gotta be pretty embarrassing getting schooled by one of them in the smackoff, eh?

You asked the friendly car dealerman how much the nice shiny car's monthly payment would be, didnt you?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:32 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote: I guess that's what we get for playing with the people of this board with double digit IQs.

Gotta be pretty embarrassing getting schooled by one of them in the smackoff, eh?
You asked the friendly car dealerman how much the nice shiny car's monthly payment would be, didnt you?

I once worked as a friendly car dealerman. I didn't have to. Moron.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:38 pm

Dog wrote:I'd have to say, on the whole I'm a bit disappointed. There are some gems in there, but much of it seems like the same old rehashed shit from every other attempted smackoff.

Come on, Dog. Judges don't contribute to the peanut gallery. Especially non-specific shit like ^^^ that. Hold your water, you'll get a chance.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:17 pm

other than dc and velocent, i was prepared to predict big things from r-jack. so far he has not
disappointed. funny shit from most. even dio. dude is a lol* almost everytime.

*at you, with you-whats the diff. its :smilie:

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:49 pm

so far I've got wags holding a 2-1 lead.....

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:46 am

mvscal wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:That stupid facker goes with homo smak even though you come online as a raging homo. I mean a complete homosexual online presentation so that no one, in any context could possible miss it or be confused.
But what's a gimp to do when the only arrow in his quiver is removed before he can even mash the submit button? Too late to change the game plan now.

Uhh, err...you're a fag and stuff.

You lot really are one-fcking-dimensional aren't you?....I mean, 90% of the smack so-far is illiterate gibberish with some well worn but pretty meaningless affectations.

The is why your bulletin board has declined so much and now stinks of meaty circle-jerk.

Most of you have become complete morons; and you're now offended because two Noobs have to pointed this obvious fact out to you!

I even posted my fcking game-plan...

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=27239&p=499756#p499756" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

....and yet bell-ends like Mvscal still miss the fcking target!

"Change the game plan?"

You never fcking read it you dickhead!

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:58 am

IndyFrisco wrote:MGO with some nice blasts, but am definitely looking forward to velo's response.

Yea.... this gets a Bwa

If I could have a 3-some with anybody it would be Roget's and Merriam-Webster,

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:17 am

mgo goes boom!!!

heh hey that was funny. i cant wait to see cents reply.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:02 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:"Run Rumplecow! Run like you've never ran before!"

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:30 am

Kid Nashville wrote: Anyway, I saw some pics and thought you might be an equine enthusiast. Turns out I was looking at a family photo. Hey, give the Mrs. a sugar cube for me.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.....The Kid is bitch-slapping our little she-male R- wet brained fucktard with 1/3 the text.

Beautiful. :D

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:45 am

Yep, KN and R-jack just got a whole lot better.

haywood · Post by **haywood** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:02 am

hey Mace,

Why don't you go back to being irrelevant you fukking douchebag.

when you step into the ring you can call your shot, until then you can shut your cake hole and watch other people do things you only wish was possible for a worthless piece of shit like yourself.

do us all a favor and cut off your hands

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:45 am

Some of these are just painful to read....... really, really SCIII painful

Good thing I'm stuck in Charlotte (the city) tonight and there's nothing on except the Dem debates and reruns of the office (where's a sucide smiley when you need one)

Rd. 1 Notes:

Fester is really fucking funny (Dave Berry meets Andy Rooney meets Evil Bob Saget Funny)
Fes should take that shit on stage.

The KNash / Rjack thread is funny.
Mgoo is funny.
Rump had 1 funny post (one more than expected).

YumYum needs !!! on his thread, an FBI trace on his IP and more mental help than he will ever be able to afford.
Or he just needs to quit quit trying to be Salad Tosser on Roids (stroking the Judge?)

Some of the Favs are mailing in round 1.
You know who you are.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:18 am

Looks like Cam had best step up his game....dude is looking at a standing eight count and Wags could drop The People's Elbow on him at any moment.

Cam · Post by **Cam** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:27 am

RevLimiter wrote:Looks like Cam had best step up his game....dude is looking at a standing eight count and Wags could drop The People's Elbow on him at any moment.

you cant be reading the same thread as the rest of us

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:32 am

Mikey wrote:Hoontah does seem to have brought the "A" game, like he's been anticipating this and saving up his smackativity for quite some time. He appears to have stunned PSU right out of the box.

Not so fast, my friend. PSU just delivered a roundhouse. That thread is already outstanding.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:33 am

Cam wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:Looks like Cam had best step up his game....dude is looking at a standing eight count and Wags could drop The People's Elbow on him at any moment.
you cant be reading the same thread as the rest of us

Obviously, but he could be looking at the pictures.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:37 am

RF - Hoont is holding back... For Roach, that's a Picasso, for HH it's C++

JSC will never be confused for a smacker, but he should get some frigging bonus points for this:

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:45 am

SG just about had me falling out of my chair. Funny fucking stuff.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:45 am

WHOA - those pics of scottysixx had me nearly crying

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:49 am

I fucking hate you, PSU, but damn....fucking funny stuff there about my home soil.

Brock in Va Beach · Post by **Brock in Va Beach** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:32 pm

Looks like this jerome idiot just conceded. Thanks for wasting everyone's time fuckknuckle.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:42 pm

Cam wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:Looks like Cam had best step up his game....dude is looking at a standing eight count and Wags could drop The People's Elbow on him at any moment.
you cant be reading the same thread as the rest of us

Oh, rest assured that I AM....and you're not doing so well, slick.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:22 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: I once worked as a friendly car dealerman. I didn't have to. Moron.

Well that's mighty impressive considering most car salesmen are either down and out methheads or upgraded shoe shine salesmen.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:50 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: I once worked as a friendly car dealerman. I didn't have to. Moron.

Well that's mighty impressive considering most car salesmen are either down and out methheads or upgraded shoe shine salesmen.

Horseshit. I was in my twenties. I worked at a very upscale dealership (Porsche, Audi, BMW), and within a couple of years was a sales manager. You're still a moron.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:58 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: I once worked as a friendly car dealerman. I didn't have to. Moron.

Well that's mighty impressive considering most car salesmen are either down and out methheads or upgraded shoe shine salesmen.
Horseshit. I was in my twenties. I worked at a very upscale dealership (Porsche, Audi, BMW), and within a couple of years was a sales manager. You're still a moron.

Hey that's cool buddy, make up whatever story you need to get your :bode:

on.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:16 pm

I could read R-Jack and KN all day long. This shit is too damn funny.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:17 pm

Methinks "Charles De Mar" would be better served by focusing on his smack thread, not every little poke at him in here.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:55 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Methinks "Charles De Mar" would be better served by focusing on his smack thread, not every little poke at him in here.

That probably goes for me as well. :twisted:

But I'm pretty sure Fagdango's ass is hurting right about now. And not from the chicken wings.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:20 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote: Well that's mighty impressive considering most car salesmen are either down and out methheads or upgraded shoe shine salesmen.
Horseshit. I was in my twenties. I worked at a very upscale dealership (Porsche, Audi, BMW), and within a couple of years was a sales manager. You're still a moron.

Hey that's cool buddy, make up whatever story you need to get your on.

It's the straight up truth, Charles De Tard. Ask me questions. I was in the business.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:29 pm

Chuck de Mar,
I had six car dealership in the Treasure Valley as clients of mine and I saw their payrolls. It always pissed me off that I had 7 1/2 years of higher education and these used car salesmen were making three times as much money as I was.

I don't know about Goober's alleged past occupation, but you'd be surprised at the number of car salesmen making six figures.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:40 pm

Dog wrote:Chuck de Mar,
I had six car dealership in the Treasure Valley as clients of mine and I saw their payrolls. It always pissed me off that I had 7 1/2 years of higher education and these used car salesmen were making three times as much money as I was.

I don't know about Goober's alleged past occupation, but you'd be surprised at the number of car salesmen making six figures.

I'd expect a car salesman to make more money than an office cleaning service monkey....

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:52 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
It's the straight up truth, Charles De Tard. Ask me questions. I was in the business.

WhoGAS, why would I ask a moron like you anything ? You clearly cannot be good at what your do, judging by your online presence.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:54 pm

Drive-by rack for JSC and the haymakers.

Swing away, old man ... swing away. Just be careful you don't rupture your spleen in the process.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:54 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
Dog wrote:It always pissed me off that I had 7 1/2 years of higher education and these used car salesmen were making three times as much money as I was.
And I thought I was bad cramming a four year degree into five years. Damn, being a 4th year sophmore sucks, huh? :P

But I sure had fun

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:08 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
It's the straight up truth, Charles De Tard. Ask me questions. I was in the business.

WhoGAS, why would I ask a moron like you anything ? You clearly cannot be good at what your do, judging by your online presence.

Your surrender is duly noted. Moron.