Round 2: Peanut Gallery Thread

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:51 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Paul, if R-Jack had no opponent (see serge vs yumyumsaladbar) and dropped 3 stellar posts in the process just to "seal the deal", then you would still claim he was getting his ass handed to him.

If you post 3 times to someone YOU were TOLD wasn't going to show up, much like in the blind date tradtion, YOU LOSE>

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:41 pm

WTF is with kid and HH. I expected more. Glad it ain't pay per view, because these two are engaging in the worst type of smack.

Critique smack.

Stop talking about how fukking weak the other guys smack is and throw a fukking punch already. Sssshhheeeesh.

Nic · Post by **Nic** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:39 pm

Rack PSUFAN, Y2K, Rumps, and velocet.

Your epic posting through round two has kept us all on the edge of seats. Without you four I don't think this would really qualify as a Smackoff.

Thanks for all you do.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:46 am

smackaholic wrote:WTF is with kid and HH. I expected more. Glad it ain't pay per view, because these two are engaging in the worst type of smack.

Critique smack.

Stop talking about how fukking weak the other guys smack is and throw a fukking punch already. Sssshhheeeesh.

I love it when someone who's voluntarily sitting on the bench stands up and yells at the players on the field to step up their weak-ass game.

womanimal · Post by **womanimal** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:50 am

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:27 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Your KC bias is showing, you FAT fucking RETARD.

As is your sheer ankle-biting fucktard-ism.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:07 am

Ho-LEE-FUCK.

Rack the DC Smackmaster.

Jay, while damn good at this, should hang'em up. Either that, or wow the fuck back at us. And for your sake, don't go to the "DC has too much time on his hands" card. That was fucking rightious.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:40 am

PSUFAN wrote:Mgo has to be racked as well. Funny stuff. My wife, in between the splashing and the whinnying, as been wondering what the fuck I'm looking at.

No shit. Got the same reaction here...

"what the hell is that? Is that that stupid samckoff thingy again? Get a fucking life, you loser, I'm going to go play online poker".

But clearly, DC is on a different level than the rest of us hackers.

Brock in Va Beach · Post by **Brock in Va Beach** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:42 am

Sixx claims the Sooners until someone calls him on it, and then he's a huge Cowboys fan and doesn't care much for college football. Happens every fucking time.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:20 am

Wow ... I really hate to do this to my godfather in smack, but rack Rumps for blowing up the velocents.

Despite the pussy nature of an eleventh-hour blast, gotta give props to the shot. While you should pray velo doesn't show up with a rebuttal, that was definitely a worthy smack-off offering.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:26 am

Yeah, I wanted to post it yesterday, but I had to finish a video project for the Mrs.

Just didn't leave me any time to edit my videos yesterday, so I had no choice but to post tonight.

I hope Velo chimes in, 'cus I will be upset if he doesn't

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:30 am

He won't ... but the OEB might.

Be afraid.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:32 am

orcinus wrote:Despite the pussy nature of an eleventh-hour blast

Nobody ever gets beat by a "pussy" eleventh blast that doesn't deserve to lose.

Handle your business on the front end and nobody can hurt you on the back end.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:51 am

Bwa ... rack velocent. The only person who'd ever have a shot of winning a smackoff round with one blast, not a word of which was directed at his opponent.

Poor M2.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:05 am

orcinus wrote:Poor M2.

He's returned and has been tarding up the NFL forum lately. Good timing by Velo.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:20 am

Kubiak will game plan hard. Game plan hard.

Bliss.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:57 am

Fuck! Youtube is down with maintenance which means I can't post my last take. Can I get a ruling on this?

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:59 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:Fuck! Youtube is down with maintenance which means I can't post my last take. Can I get a ruling on this?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:00 am

FUCK YOU, YOUTUBE!!!!

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:05 am

Rumps, you should have just posted it. Youtube would be up by the time the judges start reading threads. You fucked yourself with bad clock management strategery.

Orc,
I'll pass on the cheese sandwich, got anything else?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:07 am

You fucked yourself

Consider his options. Not a bad idea.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:08 am

I couldn't post it because youtube wouldn't let me upload it.

EDIT: I'll just post it in here. No need to waste the work

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:08 am

Wags melt on rye?

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:09 am

PSUFAN wrote:
You fucked yourself
Consider his options. Not a bad idea.

Wow.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:10 am

You could have posted the link, right? Yes it would mean they would have to click it to view, but good interwebbing requires some effort.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:11 am

PSUFAN wrote:
You fucked yourself
Consider his options. Not a bad idea.

She says 'hi' btw

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:11 am

Sandbagging has its risks!

RACK the JACK attack PSU!!! BWAA!!!! Way to entertain even though Y2Kwit wasn't going to show!

Judges have some tough ones ahead of them....

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:12 am

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:You could have posted the link, right? Yes it would mean they would have to click it to view, but good interwebbing requires some effort.

The link to what ... his video that he hadn't uploaded yet?

Sounds like someone's been in the stupid popcorn again.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:13 am

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:You could have posted the link, right? Yes it would mean they would have to click it to view, but good interwebbing requires some effort.

No. You don't have a link until its uploaded to the site. No linky, no posty. Comprende?

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:14 am

I think he could've just linked us to his mydocuments/smackoff file, right TWIS?

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:14 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:You could have posted the link, right? Yes it would mean they would have to click it to view, but good interwebbing requires some effort.

No. You don't have a link until its uploaded to the site. No linky, no posty. Comprende?

Yup, I comprende that it sucks to be you Rumps.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:15 am

DC Smackmaster wrote:I think he could've just linked us to his mydocuments/smackoff file, right TWIS?

As long as you're here, can explain to me how to post a picture.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:16 am

When this is all said and done, I want to be the first to bid on the autographed pickle-bucket shitter.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:16 am

DC Smackmaster wrote:mydocuments/smackoff file

WTF, man? Stay out of my PC

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:17 am

RumpleForeskin wrote: WTF, man? Stay out of my PC

Too easy.

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:21 am

l to r, Round 2, Rumps

scottysixx · Post by **scottysixx** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:23 am

Good job to all! you all fuckin rock! wtg kid, dc smack, rump,war, etc.

Thanks to jsc810 . It was a blast. man you brought some fire.

Respect.

sixx

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:23 am

Werd.

It doesn't matter. Velo won hands down. I'm just glad I didn't represent like Charles De Mar in this thing.

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:30 am

I wouldn't say that Rumps...looked pretty durn close to me.

"pickle bucket shitter" BWAAA!!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:47 am

Papa Willie wrote:That video, though, was one of the sickest fucking things I've ever seen on any of these places.

Likewise.

A one post 1st ballot HoF'er and straight into the fucking archives, that's what that was.

People will be studying that for years.